A duck goes into a bar at the Kennedy space centre and says to the barman "I'd like a pint of lager please" The astonished barman says " this is amazing, you should apply for a job with NASA" The duck looks at him and says "why the fuck would NASA need a plasterer??"

If you are calling for Sir Keir Starmer to stand down, who ever you are, then you are doing Farage's work for him. It's the way his desire for an election in 2027 comes about. Just shut up and stop it. Let the government get on with the job we elected them to do - and which they ARE doing.

Blimey, boycotting the BBC, boycotting PMQ's, boycotting Clacton and his constituents... No wonder he has time for 10 other jobs, eh? 🙄

If you spot a suspicious account, please DM the handle. I don't always see them in public responses. #SpotTheScammer #SpotTheBot

How ever since Labour came to power, the British media has started to notice a whole series of problems they spent the previous 14 years completely ignoring www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-great-...

Detroit.

It’s cabrio weather tomorrow

Not a lot of people know this but Slash got his name because of his remarkably small bladder #totp

Enya is simply glorious #totp

And this is where I kick 1979 in to touch #totp. Going to get a beer. Thanks Lena

1979 is a much better prospect #totp

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A very clear and easy to understand example. A diesel and electric car park side by side. Photo credit: nextmove

October #solar #homegeneration report. Not a great month. Our 4.86kwp system produced only 226kwh which is well down on all previous years. Most of the rest of the year had been fantastic though so not so bad. Starting to rely on the overnight charged battery for our main use.

Is this a training course we can all sign up for in the Mead Hall kitchens? @wulfhelm.bsky.social

Dancy McDanceface. I hope the Royal Mail don’t lose my entry 👍 #totp

1998 was a shite year for music #totp

Frightening pets and wildlife so people can hear big bang noises. Fuck off Fireworks need to be banned. Registered displays only.

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@jesusjonesband.bsky.social other half was watching Antiques Road Trip so I missed it ☹️

Friday tunes. youtu.be/4bFpeEwR82U

My new GTI cabrio. After a 30 year wait I’m back behind the wheel (fun days) of a Golf. It’s smelly, powerless, expensive. Just like the olden days.

This account just followed me. I dunno, doesn’t seem legit that a real journo would follow me within 8hrs of signing up. #spotthescammer

The wonderful Terry Wogan and Boggy Marsh youtu.be/awIfrZgVXvI

Kirishinefteorgsintez oil refinery there in session tonight! #explodey

Am I mad even thinking about coughing up £13k on a 35year old Golf GTI convertible? Probably, yes! I’m framing it as an investment to the other half.

If you’ve never had the pleasure, this is guaranteed to make you smile… youtu.be/3urXygZXb74

Why was this left on the shelf .. Thanks to @keksekaempfer.bsky.social

I’ll be making the most of the @octopus.energy #freeElectricity between 12 and 2 today. Export/import set up, cars(s) ready for charge. Washing primed. Ready to go!

He never really got over the break up with Heidi Klum did he?

@libdems.org.uk Roz Savage has done more in our local community in 12 or so months than Tory scum ‘bomb Labour’ joker James Gray did in the 20 years that I’ve lived in the village.

When are we going to realise that people from foreign lands are not automatically our enemy… but the likes of Michelle Mone and her husband (and those millionaires and billionaires who are making money out of your misery and at your expense) are!

Drone swarm over Schleswig-Holstein there…

Nice to see one of my sunrise photographs from yesterday in today's Daily Star with the very original Tor-rific sunrise 😂Thanks to @DeanMurraySWNS

September #solar generation summary. 458kwh this month, better than both previous years. Saved by a few sunnier days towards the end of the month. £53 import (mainly off peak) £36 export. Gas was £22 ish. Things are going to get more expensive from now as the heating goes on and days shorten. 2EVs!

For the first time ever, London has met legal limits for nitrogen dioxide. When I became Mayor, we were told it would take 193 years. We did it 184 years earlier than expected. Cleaner air means a healthier city and big savings for the NHS.

That’s me done.

They're eating the quacks, woh-woh-woh-wohh🎵

Millions spent on Trump visit. Red carpets, Royals in coronets and golden dining services too. And all he offers in return are petulant racist insults about our capital city and our mayor. What a singular lack of decorum, grace, and courtesy. Fuck him and his damp hands and his nicotine yellow wig

Clippy em dash

FUD won't stop young people from realizing the benefits of driving electric to both their pockets and the planet. My lad took a manual test because of cheapness of vehicle and choice but he wants to go electric as soon as he's got the cash.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80gk97xe85o

I see Air Farce One has touched down on our fair soil. Given El Taco’s view on our freedom of expression I thought I’d display how suppressed we are by stating on the record that #TrumpIsACunt Fuck you Donny you fashy pissy little snowflake

It’s a bit of a sad state of affairs when someone puts up a flag on their house, even in a relatively small village like ours, you immediately wonder if they’re a. racist/bigot/hater etc. That’s what certain flags represent now sadly.

Chas or Dave

Make a band singular. Heaven 1.