Door-to-door appliance salesmen always had a good range of jokes.

A lawyer at one of the Mexican chains should seek permission to use, "Nacho, Nacho Man ..." 🎵

'Nowledge Nugget: Bacon's salty flavor comes from curing and brining.

Always liked the punchline in the old Beethoven joke -"It's the bottom of the 9th and the basses are loaded."

Rats. Our new celery just got arrested for stalking!

C Summits should follow G7 Summits.

Squirrels know. As the world gets crazier, finding nuts becomes easier.

A blood draw one can't feel is a jab well done.

Today's goal is to simply not appear lugubrious

Surfers can relate to next-wave technology.

I was asked on another platform to name the 7 types of twins. Identical, fraternal and five others.

Walking does get harder as we age. Time wounds all heels

'Nowledge Nugget: There are seven different types of twins.

"What to wear" blogs publish articles of clothing.

Gardeners know the dirt on everyone.

Walt, always yawl at law.

Tell you what - I'll manage my temper if you will manage your stupidity!

"Please Sir, can I have another Sunday?"

Dad jokes became a thing because of pop culture.

51 years ago, the driving eighth notes of "Jaws" made their splash on to the seen.

I love Retrogirl, Eugeniat and Ormand in the right kind of way, of course. .

As a geezer, I'm often surprised when clicking on a program to stream I don't read, "So sorry. Someone else is watching this show right now. Please try again later."

'Nowledge Nugget: Pineapples are named after pinecones.

Some Parisian puns are Eiffel.

Preachers speak of the Devil.

Who knew. When people shout, "Get a grip" they didn't mean around their neck.

Chuck Norris was so strong, he could flip houses - literally.

Who patrols inside grocery stores at night? Security gourds.

Morning friends. Have a flippingly-fantastic Sunday morning.

Bluesky Approaching Dusk: Colt the Lifeguard has finally put his obsession with shapely derrieres in the rear-view mirror.

'Nowledge Nugget: IKEA distributes over 200 million catalogs a year.

Elk, cattle felt tackle.

Adulthood is like mastering looking both ways before crossing, then getting hit by a drone.

"I must have early onset Alzheimer's because I don't remember asking for your opinion."

That old apple/doctor proverb? If single, go with "If the doctor's cute, hand out the fruit."

Speaking of health, you know that med ad where the announcer says, "Tell your doctor if you have heart trouble or high blood pressure?" If I have to tell my doctor that, I'm getting a new doctor!

My invoice from the hospital didn't have a stain on it. It was a clean bill of health.

Lonely? I heard historians like to date.

Is there a litmus test for a litmus test?

Once we could rock around the clock. Now we limp around the block.

'Nowledge Nugget: The "?!" mark is an interrobang. Originally, the marks were overlapped.

Band directors can be instrumental in a child's development.

Folks know alcohol solves nothing but they give it a shot anyway.

"No, track limp milk carton!"

Shoutout to all who don't know the opposite of "in."

Will try QPB today - Quiet Pickle Ball. Same game without the racket.

Mornings commence with hugs in mugs.

Leisure time spent at the Rexall counter in my youth was soda-lightful.

Which zoo animal will happily light their cigarette fir the few remaining smokers? The zippopotamus.

'Nowledge Nugget: The number "forty" has letters in the proper sequence.