War-ravaged Portland

Again, I recommend moving away from and being mindful of using of TikTok. Oracle, one of the most privacy-violating, pro-surveillance, genocide-supporting, pro-policing corporations to exist, is taking over co-ownership of TikTok.

My seven-year-old Keurig now makes the same sound my body does when I try to get out of bed in the morning.

Carlin: "Think of how stupid the average person is then realize HALF of them are stupider than that."

@catmandude.bsky.social Happiest of birthdays old friend. I was inundated with cards yesterday. Folks probably thought, "better send one while I still can!"

Jerks who think women belong in the kitchen should remember that's where the knives are stored.

Electricians' favorite breakfast? Ohmlettes.

Brenda's moods don't just swing. They pivot, bounce, rebound and oscillate.

Messy rooms are just obstacle courses to promote fitness.

FACEBOOK: Friends And Colleagues Exposing Bizarre Online Obsessive Knowledge.

SMARTPHONE: Small Machine Acting Really Thoughtfully Providing Handy Options Nevertheless Expensive.

Some people are wise. Some otherwise.

Today I am officially a whole year more incredible-er.

That's enough todaying for today.

"In all the Universe, nothing remains permanent and unchanged but the Spirit." ~ Anton Chekhov The Wooded Path 🎨 Claude Monet (1865)

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I give "Alien:Earth" an honest B. Effects were good. We need to care more about the people and whatever the robots are called. #NoChargeFX

@jokestersonly.bsky.social @themrrudy.bsky.social @mariana057.bsky.social @icantshutup.bsky.social @brodiesmom68.bsky.social @slidemanernie.bsky.social @yodamonkey2.bsky.social @abediona.bsky.social @papawoof.bsky.social @drselvarajah.bsky.social @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social HASTA TAMALE! FDT/FCK

🎶"If you're happy and you know it, it's your meds..." 🎶

"The tiny, non-functional handles on a glass maple syrup bottle are examples of a skeuomorph-something whose only purpose is to indicate something else," Ernie typed syruptitiously.

Why are so many people talking about tile in hall?

We have strict rules in our house about mini stollen. You can only indulge in it when the month has a vowel in it.

ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Soccer.

Eww, followed Maga meet up out of habit but quickly blocked.

How do turkeys cross any body of water? In gravy boats.

And the corollary is: Never trust a human that animals don’t like.

NETFLIX: Never Ending Time Flowing Like It's Xanadu.

On my dude ranch vacation I volunteered to work the steers. I called them my horn section.

In a football game when do downs tell each other off-color jokes? When there's a fresh set of downs.

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ADULTING: Another Day Understanding Life's Tedious, Irritating, Never-ending Games.

Claudia Cardinale? R. I. P.

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

Which college football team makes the best scarves and sweaters? The Knitting Lions.

I maintain and I maintain strongly that The Palindromes' best single was "If I Had a Hi-fi."

LAUNDRY: Loads And Underwear Needing Dedicated Routines Yearly.

Be cautious around fundraising marathoners. They have been known to take the money and run.

Just thought about doing 20 morning situps It's the thought that counts.

Agatha Christie had all her marples.

@docatcdi.com Thanks Doc. You're still my idol.

MEME: Making Everyone Mindlessly Entertained.

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

@dolphininthewoods.bsky.social You make me want to change my handle to Woodchuckinthesea.

Greek and Roman architects must have doubled as journalists considering all the columns they created.

Happy Fall or Spring depending upon hemisphere!

More on the interesting life of the late Sonny Curtis - he went to high school with Buddy Holly and played for years with The Crickets.

Sonny Curtis has passed having lived a year for every key on a piano. He wrote "I Fought the Law" as well as the smiling theme for the "Mary Tyler Moore Show." R. I. P.

The Social Security Administration is ASS backwards.

Jakub the Polka King treats his band members accordionly.