'Nowledge Nugget - The fear of long words has 36 letters.

Why are camels sand colored? Camelflage.

I'd like it if we became better strangers.

Comedians working those old revolving stage dinner theaters hit the round grinning.

When typing a list of ammunition, does one utilize bullet points?

The Greg or Ian Calendar joke makes my top 25.

Was going to sing you my new song but I'll refrain.

Today I promise to use only single entendres.

🎶 "Hello darkness my old friend-I stood up way too fast again." 🎵

I would imagine apiarists have a plan bee.

305 days until the midterm election!

39 days until Super Bowl LX! 78 days until the first day of spring! 109 days until the Boston Marathon! 135 days until 8 PM sunsets! 162 days until the World Cup! 170 days until summer! 184 days until America turns 250! Happy 2026, Boston! 🎉

"Do you enjoy palindromes?" "Not a ton."

'Nowledge Nugget- A Korean man married a pillow.

What does a Snake Court Bailiff say just before a trial starts? "All writhe!"

Built a small car out of washing machine parts. Going to take it for a spin this morning.

Did not see any "We are staying open late" shopping ads this year for a mall or the night visitors.

At what age does a mountaineer reach his peak?

Coffee-the hot friend I was telling you about.

May your resolution not go in one year and out the other.

Just read on another platform my feed is a refreshing oasis in a field of festering detritus!

What sound does a weasel make when toasting his father with champagne on New Years? "Pop!"

'Nowledge Nugget - The formal dissolution of The Beatles happened 12/29/74 when John Lennon signed a document while vacationing at Disney World. Imagine.

Which word contains 26 letters but has only 3 syllables? Alphabet.

Do people at Vlasic or Claussen play pickle ball on breaks?

Backronym: An acronym combined with a palindrome.

Has any astronaut ever broken up with someone because they needed more space?

The limo company was surprised when we said we wanted to be home by 7:30.

Today's goal is to find a man named Roy then be coy.

From "The Current" - The doctor diagnosed me with Autocorrect Syndrome. I didn't even know I was I'll.

AI read the author of "Perry Mason" as Early Stanley Gardner.

@denverphilorch.bsky.social I'm 77 but I do act my age.

@jazzrat2000.bsky.social Greetings from Maine. Miles or Louis?

The Langs must have made a mark because every year around now people talk about the old Lang sign.

And of course yesterday's Times Square post should have said 250th. Why no edit capability Bluesky Gods?

Why did the barrel on "Landman" shout the F-word repeatedly? Because it was crude.

'Nowledge Nugget - When it comes up in a trivia game, about 950 beetles can live in a sloth's fur.

"Seventy is the new... what was I saying?"

I dislike people who spew out big words in an attempt to be perceived as perspicacious.

A truck dumped its cargo of linen paper and envelopes on the Turnpike. State Police report traffic is stationery.

Another way to storm a castle in the Middle Ages was by moataboat.

I only drink filtered water-filtered through coffee grounds.

I heard Times Square will drop a second ball for our 150th. How about a third at 8p for seniors?

Perhaps one day we'll read, "This movie is so weak it's going right to theaters instead of streaming."

What do cooks have ready in a snow storm? Goulashes.

'Nowledge Nugget - Speaking of orchestras, there is a Boston Typewriter Orchestra.

Subito piano: the chance for an obscure orchestra musician to be a soloist.

At which sport did people who built the railroad excel? Track and field.

What has a bottom at the top? Our legs.

Big Band: when the bar manager will pay for two Banjo players.