Most Punished Yearnwife
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MDNI, mid-20s I only post cool and interesting stories, at most, one a month
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I'm edging her
6 months ago
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I feel like I would love all of Yorgos Lanthimos's movies if they weren't made by Yorgos Lanthimos
8 days ago
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It fucks me up how Gerran Howell has that accent. I just hope he isn't Laurieing it up
8 days ago
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NADU POSITION RAAAHHHHH
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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Fucked up that the guy that made spellbound caves and started race for wool has gone full chud
8 days ago
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preferably all in the same deck
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#My9MTGCards
13 days ago
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Feeling really sad about how mf doom died....,,,,,,, detransitioning just to argue with guys who keep talking about drake v doom ngl
about 1 month ago
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reading the 0.999... wikipedia talk page just to feel something
about 1 month ago
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I get told Bud Light tastes like piss I import ten cases I drink one ... I am inconceivably disappointed
about 2 months ago
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Using the wrong keyboard for a while is an advanced form of mind break
2 months ago
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Unstucking and solving a puzzle during mystery hunt feels better than cumming
2 months ago
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My wife is out of town so I can finally thirst over male celebrities and she can't beat me over it.... Bill SkarsgΓ₯rd looks so good in the trailer for Dead Man's Wire, I'm gonna go crazy
4 months ago
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I started doing kegels while I'm dead on League and now when I piss it hits the ceiling
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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diy or die, except it's like, tote bags, or something
5 months ago
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Name idea for a youtube channel about illegal driving tips: Red Means Go
5 months ago
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I sentence you to.... one week no wife cuddles!
5 months ago
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I sentence you to.... stepping out of warm shower on to ice cold stone floor!
5 months ago
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my wife told me she would beat me if I lost playing league of legends, so now I'm queuing sona top
5 months ago
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The porno I'm directing has scene that's a homage to the oldboy corridor scene, except instead of a bunch of guys in a corridor it's two girls in a bed
6 months ago
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Gay northernlion be like "I love pussy"
6 months ago
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Call me the Red Bull Baron Powerplay the way they've been milking me for years
6 months ago
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SHE DID IT, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
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6 months ago
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Watching my wife on her webcam and she refuses to hurt herself for my amusement, I can't believe how evil she is
6 months ago
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Playing Soraka in soloqueue:
6 months ago
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Ex-Leatherdyke reacts to t4t puppycule playdate: "That's what I woulda did, that's the technique"
6 months ago
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Look at my angelically beautiful wife, I'm going to install a usb c port (no proprietary ports allowed in our household) in her neck while she sleeps. she won't know what hit her
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6 months ago
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My brain is estrogenized, so I can't post good anymore,,, but my bitch wife is making me post. She said if I don't get at least one good post out every day she was going to get me on a "milking horse", I don't know what that is but I'm scared π’
6 months ago
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When the opps have you blushing and crossing your legs
6 months ago
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Nothing brightens up a thursday quite like rubbing the stray ice crystals from carton of ice cream on your nipples
6 months ago
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Call me Hit Me Hard And Soft by Billie Eilish (1 Year Anniversary Edition Vinyl) the way girls cover me in red stuff
6 months ago
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microdosing bluechew just to get through the day
6 months ago
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Me when she takes off her shirt
6 months ago
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Call me Khans of Tarkir standard UB tempo the way I'm having four Disdainful Strokes
6 months ago
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Call me Los Ratones, the way I'm getting my ass beat
6 months ago
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Need a wife who forgets her lunch so I can go to her work and give it to her and give her a little kiss on the cheek...
6 months ago
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"Straight edge?" No, I basically only watch lesbia-...
6 months ago
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Call me a 6 on the motoric response section of the Glascow coma scale the way I Obey Commands
6 months ago
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You can't make a computer cum, but that won't stop me from trying
6 months ago
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Pregaming a pregnancy test by pissing on a toothbrush
6 months ago
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I must not scroll reels, scrolling reels is the attention killer
6 months ago
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Me and who,,?
6 months ago
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Me downloading grindr:
6 months ago
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I will do unutterable things to whoever gifts me this skin
6 months ago
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We're so back
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6 months ago
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Problematic knuckle crack volume difference
6 months ago
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Transition timeline
6 months ago
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drop and run tramp stamp
6 months ago
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reposted by
Most Punished Yearnwife
(this post is entirely nonsexual. If you think this post has any sexual attributes that is on you.) I NEED to bite someones gracilis muscle so hard they scream (Once again there is nothing horny about this post. It may seem like I am saying it's nonsexual ironically but I assure you I am serious.)
over 2 years ago
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When the biohacking goes too far and you lose access to your own private keys
7 months ago
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Nothing makes me want to hug someone for 100 billion hours more than being a little bit tired
7 months ago
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