Out now. A new TMTP is about friendship, which means childhood buddies, work wives, toxic complainers, three-piece heart necklaces and knowing exactly which friend gets the "go handle my browser-history" signal at the hospital. That’s love. Link in bio.

Out now. Along w/ announcing the now sold out LIVE show, TMTP dives into a hilarious discussion about traveling back in time & where you'd go - including Gordo's playlet of "Junior's Search for a Chili's in 1800's Dodge City". link in bio.

Thank you, sweet/clean P1's TMTP LIVE at the Kessler is SOLD OUT.

📢we're celebrating our 1st year of TMTP by live recording that episode, in front of a P1 audience, at the the historic Kessler. 🗓️Thursday May 21st / Doors 7p 🎟️GA $10/Reserved $20

Episode 41 is alive. This week: presidential assassination attempts, Teddy Roosevelt getting shot and continuing his speech, Andrew Jackson swinging a cane, Reagan memories, and Gordo revealing something that sounds like a Mad Lib. History, somehow made weirder. Link in Bio.

it only took three decades, the internet and ecommerce, but it is finally here: Muser Merch. Pre-sale happening now, all orders get a free gift, thru May 1st. the musers dot com and outfit yourself accordingly.

Next on TMTP: NFL Hall of Famer, 3x Super Bowl Winner, SB MVP, incredibly handsome fellow and BFF of the show - Troy Aikman. Tomorrow, also w/ a special announcement. link in bio.

👽Inspired by the recent Artemis II mission, Junior leads Gordon and George into space, conspriacy theories and capsule farts.(and somehow, Jub reveals his "dream golf foursome")🛸 Out Now...Link in Bio.

☞Chicken Coop Crime ☞The Food Chain ☞Condom Demonstrations ☞Does Jub Meet the "21x/mo," minimum? ☞Insect Rights ☞SoundCheck Fakery ☞Muser Merch and yes, Anal Glands All in the new TMTP - out now Link in Bio.

Episode 36 of TMTP dives into fandom: why people need it, why they attach to it, and how sports, bands, and even politics now all seem to trigger the same kind of tribal devotion. And the uncensored version of Pete Incaviglia story. Out Now. Link in Bio.

The Return of Gordo's Corner - out now! link in bio

The Return of Gordo's Corner - out now! link in bio

🚨IT'S HAPPENING!!🚨

Teachers. Coaches. Broadcasters. Philosophers. Cheeseburgers. And how it all somehow shapes your life. Gordo & Jub talk influence, mentors, unrealized potential… and whether any of us are actually giving our best. And Craig, who apparently just figured everything out himself. out now, link in bio

It's Wednesday, so you know what that means... Out now and a link is in the bio.

If the Cowboys say they’re “all in”… are they actually? $131M in cap flexibility A 2–3 year Dak window Pay Pickens? Draft for now, not later? Bust the budget or play it safe? This week on Football Friends, we lay out the real choices. New episode out now. Link in bio.

☞ Marc Cuban's Historic Offer ☞ Basketball Style Burials ☞ Gordon Crying Out for His Mom ☞ "Prison Looks Kick-Ass" ☞ Junior & Goats Somehow it all adds up to a typically hilarious Musers discussion on human goodness. Or the lack thereof. New TMTP Out now. Link in bio.

a new episode of TMTP is here! follow, subscribe, "mash that button" and all that stuff. Link in bio.

From Michael Jackson to Prince, Radio Row beefs to near death field trips. Episode XXX: Super Bowl Fun Times is live. A full walk through what Super Bowl week really looks like when you have been doing it for 30 years. Link in bio.

It's here! Look out ladies! Gordo has you figured out Craig's "Bra Story" and Jub wants body modification Out now and link in bio.

Back to January 18, 1976. Super Bowl X. Cowboys vs Steelers. Your Football Friends rewatch the full CBS broadcast & relive one of the most painful afternoons in Cowboys history. Swann, Lambert, Landry, & all the what ifs that still linger. Still hurts. Link in bio.

Episode 28 is live. Embarrassing moments. Junior high scars. Youth sports trauma. On air disasters. Dorm room stupidity. And yes… farting. Listen wherever you get podcasts. Link in Bio.

Cowboys' season over. Giants loss, Dak decisions, Schottenheimer’s control, Eberflus out, and what it actually takes to fix the worst defense in franchise history. Plus a look back at the 1975 NFC title run and this year’s wide-open playoffs. Link in bio!

New episode, New year. Resolutions, fear, habits, and why progress beats perfection. Plus, did the podcast lead to a cure for cancer? 🤔 Out now, and a link is in the bio.

Out now, The Musers The Podcast The Sampler. Consider it a "primer" of the first 25 episodes for anyone not caught up, yet to start, or just Muser-curious. Link in bio & Happy New Year!

Cowboys officially eliminated, which somehow frees us up to talk even more Cowboys. We break down the Chargers loss, historic stats you don’t want, the 1975 Hail Mary, and why Christmas Day football is now a negotiation with your family. Link in bio

From official NFL footballs, cheap plastic helmets, late-night trips to save Christmas, to snowy mountain towns, the Sears Wish Books, pedal cars, and the moment Santa skepticism first crept in, it's time for The Musers The Podcast Christmas Episode, out now! link in bio.

EP#24 OUT NOW! A grounded, honest conversation about the hardest things The Musers have ever done, physically, emotionally, and professionally, and what it actually takes to get through them when quitting feels easier. Link in bio.

New TMTP is up. Thanksgiving chaos, childhood road trips, holiday movie rankings, and the origin story of… the fart walk. Oh and Gordo reveals his new look. Episode 23 is live and there's a link in the bio.

If you ran into an issue getting older episodes of TMTP this week, that error has been resolved. You may need to delete and reload those episodes to fix it in your podcast player. Sorry for the hassle. New Ep #23 coming next Wednesday (12/3)

Queen of the DCC, Kelli Finglass, sits in for a tremendously entertaining hour, tells some great stories and gets to ask the guys a few of her own questions. Out Wednesday, link in bio.

Out now! Your Football Friends dig into grief and how the team moves forward. Bob talks about his trip to GreenBay & how the Mavs/Nico story might be a lesson for Cowboys fans. Plus a preview of Monday's visit to Vegas. Link in bio.

New TMTP episode out now! The Musers tackle bucket lists; what’s on theirs, what they have already checked off, and how they differ from life goals. Out now wherever you listen to podcasts or use the link in the bio.

Your Musers wrestle with AI intimacy, loneliness, frictionless living, and the future of human connection. Classic @gordonkeith.bsky.social unsettling George while @juniormiller.bsky.social subtly encourages it all. TMTP 20, out now & links are in the bio.

Anyone who had money on "20 episodes" of when @gordonkeith would bring up this topic, can now collect their winnings. Out Wednesday wherever you download podcasts and link in bio. 🤖😍

Another solid week of TMTP - Craig, George and Gordon dig into their opinions on gambling and how it has changed sports consumption. Also, Jub w/ Bob Sturm, in painful & honest detail, explain the state of the Cowboys D & look to Monday. FREE! Link in bio.

Another solid week of TMTP - Craig, Goerge and Gordon dig into their opinions on gambling and how it has changed sports consumption. Also, Jub w/ @SportsSturm, in painful & honest detail, explain the state of the Cowboys D & look to Monday. FREE! Link in bio.

Your Football Friends discuss how Denver reminded everyone how bad the Cowboys D is (the film don’t lie) and worry that Shotty playing it safe. Also, Murray is a problem, ’75 rewind, and a Cards MNF preview. Group therapy and Jub will always look for the good. Link in bio.

New episode of TMTP is out! The Musers talk gambling, the NBA scandal, bad odds, fantasy sports, and Jordan's "bag man". And yes, Gordo dreams of beer enemas. Link in bio.

Wednesday, The Musers unpack the NBA betting chaos, gambling's cultural impact, fantasy sports, MJ's "bag man" and yes, Gordo works in…beer enemas. link in bio.

Your Football Friends, return to talk 44-22 over Washington, hopeful signs from the defense, Dak on fire, Schotty, Diggs drama, Maxx rumors, SB12 memories and Georgie's Hot Fry PotW! - links in bio.

Episode 18, Impersonations w/ @FrankCaliendo is OUT NOW! Frank drops in to talk the art of voices, discuss the difference between impersonation and impressions, comedy timing, and why Gordo’s Fake Nolan might be performance art. Link in bio.

Episode 18, Impersonations w/ @FrankCaliendo is OUT NOW! Frank drops in to talk the art of voices, discuss the difference between impersonation and impressions, comedy timing, and why Gordo’s Fake Nolan might be performance art. Link in bio.

The Cowboys’ defense is in shambles. Rico Dowdle ran through them like Jim Brown, and your Football Friends (@GeorgeDunham & @SportsSturm) are here to explain it all. It’s part therapy, part roast, and 100% #DallasCowboys. Link in bio.

New TMTP out now! The Musers tackle life’s greatest habit, putting stuff off. Broken beds, digital barnacles to "maybe piles", it’s all about the things we’ve ridden out way too long. Honest. Relatable. Painfully human. Link in bio. @juniormiller.bsky.social @gordonkeith.bsky.social

You know that thing you’ve been putting off? Yeah, same. In the new TMTP episode, The Musers confess their lifetime records in procrastination, from leaky faucets, multiple Hulu accounts, to life choices. link in bio!

Your Football Friends, JubJub & SportsSturm break down a gutsy Cowboys win, Dak’s comfort in Shotty’s offense, and an O-line full of backups bullying the Jets. Plus: the forgotten Cowboys Band & a look ahead to Carolina. Link in bio

From near-miss bike crashes, choking on hot dogs to a terrifying mid-air dive at 25K feet, the guys swap their wildest “I probably shouldn’t be here” tales. Equal parts harrowing & hilarious, it’s @juniormiller.bsky.social George Dunham @gordonkeith.bsky.social at their most mortal. Link in bio

Tomorrow (Wednesdays), The Musers share tales of how each "cheated death" - Care to guess which one almost "by hot dog"? Link in bio and available wherever you listen to podcasts.

In Ep15, The Musers dive into fractured discourse, social media doomscrolling, and Funyuns as the only true unifier. "Sign of the Times", out now, wherever you get pods.