I hope the ibis are having a good day

My therapist called me unc

Me and my bic pens against the world

You really don't see people with snakebites anymore. Deeply sad

I found this bracelet in a parking lot a long time ago. I hope the original owner knows that I love him

The hot pilot guy takes thirst trap pictures with his lunch . Don't know how to feel

Going up 6 flights of stairs every day at my job. I warned you about the stairs bro

Choosing my favorite bird and then buying all of his merch

Don't talk to me until I've had my Puddle Filled with Ibises

Ibis taking their bath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the common gallinule is anything but common to me

Men who wear tortoiseshell glasses are sluts (affectionate). Pass it on

My hands become very greasy around 3:30 pm

I 💜 my 🐟 job

I think I always need to live within 10 minutes of my job. This shit is unbelievable (bathroom bed)

Unemployment has brought me the greatest pizza of my life. However I did not take the ferry and will never walk the greenway. But at least my car still isn't clean

November will bring you

Eating grits and loving life again. Hashtag 2 weeks of unemployment

Remember the 80's whether you like it or not

Last day at work and they just hired 2 of the most swag and wonderful individuals. I'm passing the torch

Sad to leave my emotional support old men at this job. I will miss them the most

I WANT TO BE A FAT CAT ON A PATH SURROUNDED BY GRASS AND FLOWERS AND WEEDS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BADDDDDD

More birds for Bluesky 🐦‍⬛

Friday is my last day at work and it truly cannot come fast enough

This may be my most unpopular opinion. Movie theatres should not have assigned seating

The joy of throwing a party and drinking with your friends 🥂

She is so wise and follows me on my walks

I've had a very special weekend

This app has taken me places that I wouldn't go with a gun

Missed taking my pill by 8 hours and now I'm struck with the most wisdom I've had in months.

I haven't seen any posts about homestuck today. Happy 4/13 to those of you who have forgotten your roots

When in doubt I'm watching spirited away

haven't posted about piss in a long time 💔 I don't recognize myself anymore 💔

I'm hanging with the mockingbirds and sparrows. They said they didn't like your vibe

Something for the rest of us

hanging out with people who don't wanna drink on Friday. What is the point

honey tahini latte I love you

He's ok because he lid

Boran Kuzum in wounded love. That is all

As a chemist I don't believe in quarks

Getting over my fear of flying by watching a hot pilot on TikTok teach people how to fly

I like when the coffee tastes like cigarette

Shirt that says "refinery" with booty shorts that say "I ❤️ industry" on the ass

never kill yourself

SYROD (Share Your Rage Or Die)

Paying a man $150 to listen to me. It might be worth it. Stay tuned

alone contestant speaking to camera: well i guess im alone now :) just you and me out here! just like the title of the show :) the bloated corpse of the neanderthal woman who drowned here 60000 years ago:

gorbs

"You can go back but no one will be there waiting for you" AS IF THE PAIN ISN'T ENOUGH

Bring back Skype