starting the week off right by calling out of work

We had sales people come to our door last night and the girl called me autistic 3 times. I miss her

Thinking about how when my ex told me I don't have hobbies I bought a bug catching device to prove him wrong

Thinking about how they let us write nice notes to our favorite teachers before we graduated high school and I definitely wrote some weird poetic shit for my civics teacher. However that's just the little freak mind I had back then (I would do it again)

Searing "pulled pork near me"

i would like to write some extremely niche fanfic but i

one thing i love about having 3 cats is that even the 2 nervous ones trust me. they're scared of so much but they said yeah this lady is chill

all roads lead to cock 💔

i'm on travel tiktok and it's making me so pissed off that i'm not unemployed and free

i need a therapist that i can just text back and forth with. actually i just need a wise friend available at all moments

one cool thing about me is that i'm playing club penguin again. to feel something

count jercula #jerma985

seagull named dog water

Eating my damn oats

the fact that microsoft office is a subscription. perish

Corporate people are here, I'm praying that they close our branch so I can be free

The time change always fucks me up so bad. I'm waking up at 5 now

cold e-mailing a random professor out of desperation (teaching would be much better than this)

She is sitting in the old fountain (dry) to drink from the new fountain

signed up for linkedin premium because i MUST know who is viewing my profile

The amount of joy and whimsy in my office today because of Halloween....... can we keep this thing going

does anyone want to be online friends. Be honest

we're out of towers to hit atp

WHATTTT

my work bought me a name stamp and it's about 70 font sizes too big so now I just get to stamp my enormous name on everything

Drifblim in glitter pens because it's what he deserves

It's supposed to be cold tomorrow and I truly cannot wait

Chandelure 🕯️🔮🖤 #pokemon #animation #cuteart

Letting this thing burn me at 8 am just because

my feed on bsky is about 50% furries. the algorithm has me all wrong. i'm actually here for 100% furry content ONLY

i feel like i should start posting more here. as it is an effective way to yell into the void

week one: sorting trilobite fossils by highest price first. week two: ice soup

ordered 3 sushi rolls just to do it. being employed rocks (not the employed part but the paycheck)

does the tully monster know that he saved me

no!! youre both underage!!!

Here are 3 incredibly beautiful mantids that I saw last month. Toxodera fimbriata Paratoxodera meggitti Hymenopus coronatus

thinking about how i sent my CV to a recruiting company and they never responded LMAO

perhaps if i cannot get the Jelly job i will work as a jeweler. i will show up to the interview wearing matching metals and stones. i will say, yes, i am very outgoing and good at talking to people, and then make $0 on commission because i'm afraid

i'm glad it's pi day but i wish i had more uses for pi outside of math. i don't get to discuss it with my friends very often

i was half asleep looking at the blood moon and woke up today with the understanding that i just need to let things go. thank you, The Moon

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.

being unemployed is cool except for the fact that i can't do anything that costs money. but at least the bog is free

sushi place near my new apartment does happy hour (buy 1 special roll get 1 free) and i cannot express the amount of sushi i'm about to consume.

i had to delete my very very old diary of a blog and it feels weird, but i also think it's time to let go of (most of) the past that i was so desperately clinging to

so anyways, how are we all dealing with the impending doom

it's uhhhhhh not looking good!

i got rejected from [job] so i'm becoming an animal keeper at the zoo

what's the point of having every streaming service but the one movie i want to watch is on none of them.