Took my dog for a walk tonight and was disgusted to find that my dumb neighbors already have their Christmas lights up. The hell? It's like 12 months away.

I suck at social media. I lurk. Yeah yeah, I know. I am attempting to get better. Maybe. Anyway, hi.

When us country folk wanna watch TV...

Name something worse than a failed relationship. I'll start. Using a public toilet and the seat is warm.

I am high-key actually upset that we, as a society, no longer use the term "totes magotes"

New Video: Forget the Misinformation Click Bait! Let's explain Twitch View Counts for REAL. (And yes, Lurkers ARE counted as viewers) www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ_l...

Remember when the Donathon reached the goals for the one chip challenge and the lil nitro gummy bear? Well guess what? We are eating BOTH tonight live on stream! Come hang out and enjoy my pain. Live at 7:15pm US Central (about 45 minutes from now!) twitch.tv/beardedink

Sometimes you can't hear me cause I'm in parentheses

Whoever is in charge of the gates needs to close them. The outernet is very peopley again. And the people are peopling.

The celebration stream was a HUGE success! Thanks to EVERYONE that came out. We met a LOT of goals, made new friends and gave away THIRTY games! We also ate 3 BOXES of beanboozleds, drank 8 very nasty sodas AND... made the FANSLY account! EEEKKKK Thank you, everyone! I love you all!

Felt cute. might do a donathon later. P.S. Not cute. WILL do the donathon and it starts in SIX HOURS! twitch.tv/beardedink

What are YOU doing tomorrow? 👉👈 twitch.tv/beardedink

Disrupt-O-Cast Beta test and preview LIVE tonight on Twitch! If you have signed up for the Beta testing, please check your emails (I've sent ONE so far). The live beta testing and feedback will begin soon, tonight we just test things on my channel to see how it all works!

If you cup your hands together and hold them out to a girl while saying "hold this," she will always 100% think you are trying to hand her a bug. Even if you have never tried to hand her a big before. Always.

WANTED: Chaos-Loving Streamers! Disrupt-O-Cast is an interactive Twitch panel where viewers can unleash total chaos on your stream — GIFs, sounds, memes, and more. Beta Emails Being Sent, but slots remain! Do you have what it takes? 📋 Apply here: forms.gle/GiYRjCsq5XiQ...

Thank you to EVERYONE that came out for Tavern Talk! A level 7 hype train, tier 2 AND 3 subscriptions??? You guys and your angry finger wag kink, I swear! Raids, Bits, all the love and support! Great questions today! Can't wait for next week's edition. You are all amazing and I love you so much!

Disrupt-O-Cast is a new overlay + Twitch panel that lets them do exactly that — with GIFs, sound, memes, even full-on screen takeovers. We’re looking for 20 streamers to help break (and test) it. Apply here: forms.gle/GiYRjCsq5XiQ... #Twitch #StreamerTools #BetaTest #DisruptOCast

Tavern Talk today on #Twitch and #YouTube. We will unpack, upgrade and discuss #StreamerBot Beta 1.0.0 Curious what's included, what has changed, what is still being looked at? Come hang out. Live in about 1.5 hours from time of this post! youtube.com/@beardedink/... twitch.tv/beardedink

Introducing Disrupt-O-Cast — a new overlay system + Twitch extension with @streamerdotbot that lets viewers trigger effects on your stream. GIFs. Sounds. HTML chaos. Full control. Tester Spots Are Running Out! 👉 Apply: forms.gle/GiYRjCsq5XiQ... #Twitch #BetaTest

Welp, I know what the topic of this weeks Tavern Talk Q&A Stream will be. Shall we update, officially on stream?

What is one feature you wish your stream had that it doesn't? (Platform based, software, effect, etc)

🧨 Want your Twitch stream to self-destruct on command? Disrupt-O-Cast lets your viewers drop memes, sounds, and overlays onto your screen — live. Beta testers (20 max) wanted to help break it in style. 🎯 Apply here: forms.gle/GiYRjCsq5XiQ... #StreamerTools #Twitch CLOSES SOON!

If you use @streamer.bot and love controlled chaos, this is for you. 🎯 Disrupt-O-Cast is a real-time overlay + Twitch panel that gives power to your viewers. We're looking for 20 beta testers. Tech-savvy streamers welcome. 🔗 Apply: forms.gle/GiYRjCsq5XiQ... #StreamerBot #TwitchDev #DisruptOCast

Your chat wants more than just !sound commands. Give them Disrupt-O-Cast: an overlay + Twitch panel where they can summon videos, images, chaos, and vibes. Looking for 20 brave beta testers. Apply: forms.gle/GiYRjCsq5XiQ... #TwitchStreamer #OverlayTools

For those of you using or following my Snap Cam Filters tutorial, you may have noticed a problem with the filters or exe patch program site not working. There was an outage in the server that hosts the program and filters. That is now back on line. Everything should be returning to normal now.

BETA TESTERS WANTED! forms.gle/GiYRjCsq5XiQ... Tell your friends, @streamer.bot users and lovers of stream chaos!

I miss watching VH1's Pop Up Video.

Don't forget guys, we are going live on Twitch and YouTube for Tavern Talk: After Dark! Get your streamer questions answered live! ALSO: We are doing a Streamer.bot patreon membership giveaway! twitch.tv/beardedink youtube.com/@beardedink/...

This Saturday the 19th we will be doing our live Tavern Talk Q&A Stream. Starting at 10:45pm (US Central) on Twitch AND YouTube. Not only will we answer all your questions about #streamerbot we will also be giving away a FREE Membership to support @streamer.bot! See you there!

MPDG applications open.

Tavern Talk: After Dark Q&A Stream TONIGHT! (Live at 11:45pm US Central) Come hang out as we try to make heads or tails of this @streamer.bot bot HTML Deck 2.0 mess. Find problems, fix problems. twitch.tv/beardedink youtube.com/@beardedink/...

The Facts: it was 2am. She was in the club. She has a big booty. She was getting low (low low). My question... Applebottom jeans AND baggy sweatpants, boots with the fur AND Reeboks with the straps? HOW in the fu... is that even plausible? She must have looked horrendous.

This Thursday (if all goes to plan) we will do one final feature push as we get ready to move to beta It's huge with many new features for those who stream on all platforms. While I cant tell you what they are I can leak a small one because it's just for one platform (see video)

@skylight.social would be cool to actually be able to log in. Your "authentication errors" and other sign in options (PDS) that don't exist, are fun and all, but to what I want to see.

Don't forget to get your tea however you can. Getting it yourself is preferred, but do what you gotta. I guess.

The Tavern is OPEN! Bring your late-night stream related questions and get them answered live! OBS, Discord, StreamerBot, and more! Come hang out on Twitch OR YouTube: twitch.tv/beardedink youtube.com/@beardedink/...

SBX vapes knew exactly what they were doing when making their packaging.

I've never wanted a year to end more than June.

If she puts her phone screen-side down, ya can't trust her.

"Healthy shopping at the grocery store" me and "sitting at home on the couch with murder docs" me are two whole ass different people

I'm pretty sure I am past the age where one good poop and my gut will disappear again. Just in case though, anyone need anything from Taco Bell? I'm fixin' to head out.

I'm not saying Marilyn Monroe was stank. But, Joe DiMaggio did go on record saying Mr. Coffee was the best he ever tasted. So.

You know that feeling when you lean back in a chair too far and you almost fall but at the last minute you catch yourself? That's how I feel. All the time.

No longer working on myself. I rose, I've fallen, I've peaked. This is it now. All you're gonna get.

In case you wondered what dinosaurs REALLY looked like

Carded a cutie at work. She was slightly upset at the fact I asked for ID. Until I said "I don't really need it, sweetie. I just secretly wanted to know your name." After her blushed face was a little less red, she said, "Well here is my number in case you secretly want to call me, too." #Aura1000

Tavern Talk: After Dark! New start time, same streamer-related Q&A! Stop by with your questions on Twitch OR YouTube! twitch.tv/beardedink youtube.com/@beardedink/...

Sorry guys!

Welp, that shift is over. Time for a little food, a lot of rest and to prepare for the Demonologist All-Maps solo speedrun tonight!

On tonight's stream we return to Octopath Traveler. We have 4 of the 8 main characters and will attempt to pick up #5 and #6 as well as completing their chapter 1 story lines. Join us, won't you? We WILL have an earlier start time. Planned start is 7:15pm (US Central)