The Onion er blevet for urealistisk på det seneste.

Am I the only one feeling even by his standards, that Trump guy has completely lost his senses this year?

Fordi det sneede i går, vil det tage mig halvanden time at komme ud hvor håndboldherrerne spiller i aften i seneste for tre kvarter. Og tør ikke tænke hvordan det vil blive at komme hjem. Jeg synes vi skal invadere Holland. Bare send et par sneplove, så vinder vi.

Jeg synes vi i denne tid skal glæde os over al den amerikanske goodwill vi fik for at gå med i deres ulovlige krig i Irak. Det var på alle punkter en super god beslutning.

The Trump administration openly says that “military is always an option” to annex Greenland. That would be using the military against a NATO ally. That’s so f***ed up! www.reuters.com/world/trump-...

Just correctly identified São Tomé and Príncipe in GeoGuessr. Didn’t even know it was on, but the only thing that would look like that and speak Portuguese.

Apparently, you can’t email NS International. They made a chatbot, and when that can’t help you, it tells you to wait ~10 minutes for a human. No updates for 1/2 hour after that. If I could just write them an email, that’d be great. I’m in no rush for a response. But this way I’m never getting one.

If somebody wanted to invade the Netherlands, the most effective weapon would be 10 cm of snow. My Scandinavian mind can’t comprehend that people here think this is something crazy.

Michael Mørkøv inducted to Danish sports’ hall of fame!

It’s crazy that 100% of the FIFA peace prize winners attacked another country less than one month after winning the prize. Such bad luck for FIFA who had thought long and hard about who should win this prestigious award.

Missede jeg det, eller sagde statsministeren INTET om klima? #dkpol #dkgreen

Så går turen hjem igen til Utrecht efter en dejlig juleferie. Først en tur med IC3-toget til Odense.

Det bedste ved julen er risalamande. Arh ok, nok min familie. Men derefter risalamande. 😋

Så går turen hjemad. Min vogn var forrest på det lange tog, så nåede ikke en selfie på perronen. Første tog er ICE fra Utrecht til Duisburg.

2026-sæsonen kan godt gå hen og blive lidt kedelig.

About time. It’s long been illogical that contracts follows the calendar year, when the peloton is more like November to November.

Big orange is watching www.dr.dk/nyheder/udla...

Vanvittigt at dansk politik er så langt ude, at denne slags meldinger er blevet normaliserede og ikke udløser nogen debat hvor absurd uproportionel en straf det er at ville fratage folk statsborgerskab. Skal vi også tage statsborgerskabet fra folk dømt i rigsretten? www.berlingske.dk/politik/vens...

Morten Messerschmidt er Danmarks med krænkelsesparate snefnug.

What a great solo win by Pogacar. Schedule this post to around 16:45CEST.

www.dr.dk/nyheder/vejr... Kan vi også lære den at feje med koste?

80 km to go and Pogacar hasn’t gone solo yet. It’s over. He’s washed.

Så er det i dag Vingegaard og Skjelmose giver Pogacar baghjul og sikrer dansk EM-guld. Det glæder jeg mig til at se.

This sounds like something happening in Germany a bit less than 100 years ago.

Vi er enige om at kombinationen af Vingegaard og Skjelmose banker Pogacar på søndag?

I guess Skjelly will only get bronze in the category for riders who didn’t get massive motorpace. What a shame!

Seriously hope that Evenepoel doesn’t get a medal. After that blatant drafting behind the cars, he doesn’t deserve it.

Evenepoel has lost every right to complain anybody drafting behind cars for the rest of his career.

Is this a rerun from last year?

Show me someone who says they expected Vallieres to win, and I’ll show you a liar.

Cancel culture and attack on free speech

I really fear we’re gonna see many cancelled bike races from now on. This is quite bad for cycling.

Håber man kan finde en måde at fejre Vingegaard og Mads P i Danmark. Så kan de få lidt af den fejring de blev frarøvet.

Have to say blocking the roads like this is not acceptable behaviour. There’s multiple ways you can protest and fight for your course without destroying a race.

Jonas Vingegaard will have finished in top 2 of 7 consecutive GT starts* with 3 wins and 4 2nd places. At least one top 2 for five consecutive years. That’s an insane stat. * Barring some exceptional bad luck or stupidity.

Vingegaard, Olé! Vingegaard, Olé! Jonas Vingegaaaaaaaaaard, Olééééééé!

Ser fint ud, men ikke ligefrem en komfortabel føring for Vingegaard inden sidste bjergetape. Han er slidt og ikke helt på toppen, men det samme gælder heldigvis Almeida. Hindley er nok mest formstærk, men heldigvis lidt efter.

Vist godt for Vingegaard der kun er en bjergetape tilbage… Den kan godt blive lidt for spændende

It sadly doesn’t change anything about the situation in Gaza, that the Vuelta stages are shortened or neutralised. So I don’t really see the point with blocking the route.

Mads P! Mads P! Mads P! 🇩🇰🍾🇩🇰🍾🇩🇰

Vingegaard har været undervældende de seneste to etaper. Forhåbentligt noget der kan rettes op på til sidste og ikke et tegn på udmattelse efter også at have kørt Touren. Var trods alt god i uge 3 af Vueltaen sidst han kørte.

By my count, UAE will win 15 stages and the KOM jersey, but lose the overall by one minute. I’d be furious with this tactic, if I were Almeida.

I wonder if Visma tactically think about letting strong UAE riders into a breakaway and not trying to catch them, so they won’t try to help Almeida. Congrats on your stage win number 1 million, but you’re not winning the GC by riding like this.

Håndbold er altså sjovere. Flere mål, og Danmark vinder som regel.

Hatten af for Almeida! Han holdt alligevel farten så høj hele vejen, at Vingegaard ikke skulle prøve på noget. Havde forventet Vingegaard ville tage pænt med tid på ham i dag.

What’s happening in Gaza is absolutely outrageous and horrible, and I’m generally glad that lots of people are protesting it, when Western governments are not doing anything. But none of the riders nor the Vuelta organisers can do anything about Gaza, so disrupting the race has no positive effect.

I don’t really get UAE’s tactics in this Vuelta. When have they won enough stages and KOM points to start supporting their leader, who while being a bit of an underdog surely has a shot at the overall win. Seems like the team isn’t much of a team when Pogacar isn’t racing.

What did he think he signed up for, when he signed for the same team as Pogacar?

It’s coming home?

Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now! Jonas Vingegaard Vingegaard JONAS VINGEGAAAAAAAAAAAARD!