My dad keeps watching these videos that are essentially commercials for various gadgets and tools that are unfortunately narrated by very dry AI voice. If I take a drink every time it uses the word "precision" how fast could I give myself alcohol poisoning lol

A designated poem button

I own everything in the Fallout 4 anniversary upgrade except for the $19.99 (paid mods?) thing. Why would it be charging me $39.99 for something $19.99? Where's the extra $20 fee coming from? Am I missing something? Did I not read good

Is there a word(s) for physical conditions that hurt like hell but get hand waved away like they're nothing? Like headaches and back pain etc absolutely hurt but everyone else (insurance included) are dismissively like "oh you poor baby"

I think these games are really neat

I embarrassed myself in front of my sister-in-laws family that I had just met by being irresponsibly terrible at the game of billiards lol

Nobody told me that maybe when you go to a place with axe throwing that it would be a good idea to also bring hearing protection

listening to the Bouncing Souls is always a good time

If I bought a jeep am I contractually obligated to put a bunch of stuff on my dashboard What sort of blood pact are we working with here

I tried to start reading Wolves on the Border last night until a few pages in I learned there's a character named "Jerry Akuma" I...I just can't take that name seriously. The most Ryu from Streets-ass name I have ever seen in Battletech

Please do not attempt to jump over the Bolton Strid. This is not reverse psychology. It's basically the Stream That Eats People.

Is Pokemon just Nintendo's Madden except instead of easily duplicated football player models you've got 1000+ unique, multifaceted assets to create and a roster count that is slowly creeping towards infinity

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Surely there's a universe where PepsiCo decided not to scrap their navy and went on to become a global sea power

Nobody: Final Fantasy Tactics: ancient magic Thompson submachine gun

Why is it like 80+ degrees in October? You're overstaying your welcome again, summer. Go kick rocks >: (

I love this game so much #FFT

One of my favorite goofy things about Star Wars is how it takes almost a survival of the fittest approach to workplace safety. Skinny platforms over bottomless pits everywhere and not a handrail in sight. Fell to your oblivion? Skill issue, to be honest.

Hell yeah a new Great Disappointment just dropped

Finally, the Best Season (tm)

Bruh

What happened to that specific kind of YouTube ad where it was just some person scolding you about not claiming your Totally Cheap As Free Govt Money "Cmon get your totally no strings attached money. What are you, stupid? What are you, dumb? Take your money, stinky."

Lord, give me the confidence of whoever at Nintendo thought "You know what we should do the Virtual Boy again."

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New ship of Theseus just dropped, but now it has conscious thought

My kingdom for a protein mix that doesnt taste like wooden popsicle sticks

I got up to that first defense mission done in the new Mechwarrior 5 dlc but I think I took too long cause I got a angry message from the Raselhague guy saying I should retire So I guess I'm locked out of the rest of the dlc missions until I do a runback ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was hungry so I picked up some stuff from our non-KFC chicken place : ) Their drive thru is now using some sort of LLM-type thing and its like going through an automated phone system that cant quite understand you :( Also I think they stopped selling fried apples again :(

last of us has left not a single impression on me except for this specific tumblr post, which i think about all the time

It really do be DNS's fault sometimes

They changed the UI on my phone clock app so the snooze & off are separate buttons instead of the right left swipe thing. I have redundancies in place (read: another alarm clock) but I wonder if this little change will lead to new adventures in oversleeping

Ever think the Studs Not On Top (SNOT) Lego building technique was a mistake? Sometimes I do but maybe that's just me pining for out of print space subthemes and Aquazone

I'm unsure about playing any of the Trails games past Cold Steel 4 because I've noticed with each release they either nerf into the ground or remove all the fun ways of breaking the battle system wide open

Some of you need to hear this

I have a pandora station set to Drum & Bass and one thing it's made abundantly clear is that I have a some sort of tolerance threshold for "dubstep farts."

"Why did I stop playing Xenoblade X?" <gets one-shot through solid objects by Zigs> "Oh, that was why"

Important dungeon crawler rpg update (He raises my evasion.... thank you, Gary)

I remember watching a video suggesting that rather than asking yourself "How do I get good?" to instead frame it as "How would I stay bad?" and try to do the opposite. I definitely fall in the trap of "I will do this when I feel like it and/or the ✨perfect conditions✨ occur"

EA Dice: Battlefield 6 will have a million billion players Also EA Dice: Battlefield 6 will require SecureBoot™, which can only be enabled upon a fresh windows install