It would be nice for the Giants to have one season where I’m not looking up mock drafts or googling “Joe Schoen replacement” in September.

Worst Inside The NBA lead in ever.

I think my main takeaway from this is that Morgan Spector needs to be narrating audiobooks or various HBO Sports documentaries or something.

I don’t think I’ve ever noticed his trashy tattoo before.

Psyched I get to go into the weekend angry.

lol. lmao even.

Best Cubs news of the day.

Football heritage

Me when I can say Willi more often, but the Cubs don’t get MacKenzie Gore

On a beach vacation near Newport and I’ll say what we’re all thinking: the Rhode Island state flag is underrated.

You might say the hitter is…hungry like the wolf

This HAS to be rage bait with the Cillizza byline

Has to be the train tracks immediately after they tied down some damsel in distress.

How every penalty shootout should feel tbh.

Marco Rubio has to be one of the most pathetic figures in recent American history.

When Arsenal are about to wrap up a deal for Gyokeres and Liverpool go IN for Isak

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Zohran’s ability to get a rise out of the absolute worst people in NYC politics is equally impressive as his abilities as candidate tbh.

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I mean, he’s 100% correct.

lol as if you need another reason to vote for Zohran

Congrats to @pablo.show. Playing soccer in Mallorca sounds like a good gig.

Going for it

Hasn’t stopped NYC from electing mayors who suck shit before!

Me seeing JD Vance is now on BlueSky

Get his ass

The Merritt Parkway: The Worst Road in America.

1. It me. 2. Great thread.

Cubs World Series title incoming???

The brand must stay strong

This can’t be true. We’re in a meritocracy now.

JD!

This filibuster is a complete stunt and waste of time unless Cory Booker remembers Neifi Perez.

Feel like they probably think “We got our Soros, now it’s a fair fight”

This was the entire thrust of the Biden presidency and people hated it.

This is gonna hurt when the Cubs inevitably lowball Kyle Tucker on his way out the door next offseason.

Same

Wild. She literally did campaign events with Liz Cheney.

Fucking embarrassing

Preston Brooks - the guy who nearly beat Charles Summer to death in the Senate chamber.

Cardinals Legends: They’re Just Like Us (Cubs fans)

It’s just never going to happen for the Bills as long as Mahomes and Spags are in Kansas City.

I kinda want Phil Murphy to run in 2028 so I can yell at him

Hahahah

Can the Dodgers just fuck off already

Suburban life too tbh. I’ve always thought of Facebook proper as the lowest common denominator social media site (do not mean this in a pejorative sense).