There's no hose, man. I checked.

Damn, talk about a fruit gusher!

As you can see here, the relationships between these two involve less coitus and more bloatus. But there still may be some pleasurable sensations.

Somebody's bakin' brownies.

The ideal Dropout Waifu brought to you by Yosoybonfie You know I just had to draw her~

(insert muscle-related lyric from Kanye West here, if he ever wrote one)

Does nobody like Melrone anymore?

I gave Rone some boobs cuz I'm too bored to draw anything else right now.

Mmmm, that kind of dress looks just so good on him.

Jump it over, Lumpy. Jump it over.

I drew Lerntern's porcupine gal because I love her so much~ Are you impressed yet?

My country has just ran out of water. We are so dead.

Biker Flippy has definitely paid off. He was made for bigger things. MUCH bigger things...

I, too, also rock the notorious biker suit as well.

I recently developed a biker suit fetish, so I wasted some time putting together this pin-up of Flippy wearing one.

Here's a new type of priest garb for you: El Agente.

In this week's episode, Agent Mole gets hit by the world's evilest shrink ray!

Something something porcupine thong something something.

That's right, playas. Getting to see Evan's gorgeous eulipotyphlan teeth pays a deadly price. Kinda.

You're damn right that's where he keeps it.

Our fellow goth buddies Cudds and Tooths are having a breast bwoomping contest probably because they don't have anything better to do. By the look of it, they appear to have reached the high score in no time at all.

Every time he consumes anything with excessive amounts of vitamins his gorgeous wasp waist starts acting up. Most especially Vitamin W+.

Just a question, do infinitely tiny waists count as hyper, or is that something else?

Padre doesn't need to work out. He's already been blessed.

Evan is an expert expander as you can see.

Agent Mole went out hunting for a ferret.

The notorious lovers Fitz and Ratboy exchange lips... with sexy results.

Oh my God! I can see for YARRRRS!

How'd you like me now?

Holy flatulence, Batman!

I ended up drawing Jack from ToonMarty. Apparently I have a literal fetish for moles.

Yo, I just made my 690th post on e621. Check it.

It seems that Padre's ass isn't the only thing that's filled with pure faith...

Yup, they finally took it down.

Just to let you know, this one prolly might get taken down pretty soon.

Lisa is her own cup holder. Heh.

Look how fast he goes! Do you think you'll be able to see him?

What if Mime's real name was Jean-Bernard Laperle?

So... Naked The Mole and kinky rope stuff - two things I wanted to put together just for the hell of it.

Long story short, that air pump is actually cursed.

What, is it the high heels? It's the high heels, isn't it?

To be honest, I'm surprised my search bar is showing a cup of pumpkin spice latte instead of the Twin Towers today.

From what I can gather from all this practice on The Mole's additional facial expressions, I think I could actually improve on my "narrowed eyes" thing with him. Would you or wouldn't you?

Disco Bear fails miserably with his diet.

It took me ages to remember that I doodled this up. Truly wordplay at its best.

Long story short, he needed something just heavy enough to push down that plunger.

Uh-oh, Evan's shorts did a little slip-down!

What if Russell had a brother... who also works as a postal worker? You can call him Gideon Valleyhorne!

A friend of mine told me recently how "Japanese" Giggles kinda looked. And that's how I got in the mood to draw this.

Lumpy pumps up the jam.