i need to make a list of categories of wikipedia articles i'm not allowed to read, especially at night, and then enforce it somehow

is there a word for sunday scaries but about the seasons

i hate it when a dream can't be bothered to do any worldbuilding so i have to show up at the mechanic's like "hi i'm here to fix ummmm your car machines. whatever they're called"

i like that as generic as the word "pained" sounds, i almost exclusively hear it used to describe the specific suffering of hearing someone say something stupid

if we had the courage to sleep for 17 years at a time we could call them "cicadian rhythms"

i need an albion's seed mentioned jpeg that expresses confusion and doubt rather than joy. like the anime girl going 🤔 deformed piglets off to the side

working on a new medical theory of achilles tendonitis that posits its cause is miasmas

Supporting the #SomervilleMA man grabbed by guys in balaclavas even after they determined he was 'lawful' www.universalhub.com/2025/support...

i appreciate that every little satellite city here has a different evil nature to its roads, so i can drive 20 minutes away and return home like thank god i'm free of four lane bridges land and back in the normal place where there's a malevolent rotary every ten feet

i think it would be fun to have a bookstore where the category of true crime (a) supersedes all other genre considerations, and (b) encompasses all nonfiction which prominently features unlawful acts. for me, not for customers trying to find books

i should be at the club (fishing dock at the river at dusk)

every time i read about hurricane katrina at some point i remember that one fandom_wank poster who was insisting people should have just walked out of new orleans. i will never be free

i can't decide if i'm more (vaccine side effects) or less (got a full night's sleep because of the vaccine side effects) tired than usual

#uspoli (thread)

#uspoli fucking hell

🎶 when he got there the conductor told him one more nickel charlie couldn't get off that train 🎶 (#uspoli)

in a few years every new polar exploration nonfiction release is going to be nonsensically titled "a [y]'s guide to [x]"

as i was leaving to run errands a flock of canadian geese flew RIGHT overhead honking and the kids a few houses down were jumping on their giant trampoline screaming "hi, hi, hi!!" to the geese 🥹

why can't my tendons learn to self-soothe

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

#uspoli and not all of them even shrug. whenever it turns out to be themselves again, a subset of them decide not to believe it

i love napa cabbage the only cabbage to invent tasting good

parabéns brasil!

lemon, it's wednesday

line a pothole with stones, built a small fire, add clams (and corn, potatoes, etc.), cover the pothole for several hours

i need to stop going to bed at 4 am. 2 am is a kind and beautiful hour and then things get evil very quickly

#uspoli english.elpais.com/usa/2025-09-...

there are like 40 books about whitey bulger, so why do they all sound terrible. and why must the search results remind me howie fucking carr exists

people throw "beneath contempt" around too freely. contempt can thrive pretty far below sea level

late to bed and early to rise for no fucking reason makes a woman spurt blood straight out of her eyes and abandon all sense of poetic meter

#Massachusetts authorizes pharmacies to give #Covid19 shots www.universalhub.com/2025/massach...

i dreamed i was petting a friendly outdoor cat when it suddenly fell over dead, and then my alarm went off. what the hell kind of start to the day

i need to crawl underground for 13 or 17 years before ripping off all of my skin

people talk about problems with US healthcare but not the one where you go to the ER at night and park in the wrong garage and it has a sign saying "talk to the receptionist, don't pay at the gate" but they're gone bc it's 4 am and the gate can't read your card (hence the sign??) so you're trapped

if i'd been born someone's very rich son i think i'd enjoy being a mediocre film director

who would win: vid idea, or my fucking wrists

soon this month will be over and another month will be my problem

it's really unfair that i'm scared of pressure cookers and i love beans. those should be the characteristics of two different people

back in wrist jail :(

i love to sautee rice (stir rice into a pot bubbling with the juices of eight million tomatoes where it will definitely not be sauteed)

literally every time i say or think the words "a little nervous" in sequence i hear the voice of racetrack from newsies saying "a little noivous" in my head