Yer Da has been shopping online for a knock off blue Kelly Hermes bag and brown coat as a present for your long suffering mother for "reasons"

Apparently it's not democracy if there isn't a presidential candidate who hates bodily autonomy and immigrants.

Yer Da is applying for a Brit Card

It means nothing to meeeeee

Eggs

Happy September 21st to those that celebrate!!! 😃 💃🏾🕺🏾

Someone playing "Rocking around the Christmas tree" on a shitty phone speaker on the bus. Ma'am please look at the date

Benny Goodman

CMAT vs. the Drumcondra Mafia is the only anime I would ever watch.

Amazed the spectre of the antifa supersoldier hasn't been mentioned by the US regime mouthpieces yet.

Noted content thief Eric Alper is on blue sky, please do with that information what you will

Removing my hi-vis vest, like batman removing his armour, as I stand down from another year of yelling at bands to get on/off stage

Alphabetical order is ultimately enforced through state violence. I believe S comes after T and you'll have to drag me to prison to tsop me.

Blue sky is there a way to never show replies to certain accounts? I like reading posts from certain journalist accounts but the replies are the most pointless regurgitations of the same 3 terrible types of post

Holy shit Wired are going to come for me

Michael O'Leary lying? I'm glad I was already draped across my posting couch when I read this.

Second to watching a movie in a near empty cinema is watching football in an empty bar.

What is it about terrible people suing farmers markets?

Who the hell is listening to Nicky Byrne's podcast that's encouraging podcast platforms to promote it in every break in every other podcast?

If you lost an Android on the Luas Red line we’ve just dropped it into the Bridewell #speirghorm

The 2 point rule is killing the game more than possession based football was

Teams barely works on a laptop

Trying out this 'posting Irish nostalgic shite for engagement/dopamine hits' style... De ye remember Lyons' pyramid tea bags?

There won't be a mobile phone licence awarded by a corrupt process in Tipperary tonight!

How can you watch golf when the amazing excitement of Hurling is on at the same time?

They'll make the kid friendly Grok by only allowing it to say 14 words

Decent signing tbf

I imagine anyone who's had sex with this gobshite would be surprised to hear him talk of a third position

Another woman killed in Northern Ireland, I suspect there won't be a week of rioting because of it

Best of luck in the Leaving Cert today to the one Irish person under the age of 20 on Bluesky who joined by accident and hasn't logged in since

As his legal advisor the gat he's referring to is a slingshot, not a 90's gangster rap reference to a handgun

"Write a letter to Ursula Van Der Leyden about Gaza. Include a quote from a song by Swedish House Mafia" Jaysus being an MEP but be easier than I thought.

Just had a horrible thought: Limewire AI

Continuing my trend of bars that won't show Celtic games, came out to the Goat Tavern in Dundrum, a place I've watched most Scottish cup finals in over the last 10 years, to be told they are showing rugby and the 10,000 Guineas instead (absolutely nobody was watching horseracing)

I'll never forget, mid recession, he had a surprise "Funny Friday" which was in his words, to "Jizz up the nation". I nearly choked

The lads in the conclave will have it wrapped up in time to watch WWE Smackdown on Friday

So, I'm down to self-excluding myself from 2 of the 3 local pubs in my area. One, because it's a coked up hellhole of giant TV screens and absolutely no craic, and the second because they refused to put on the Celtic game for me, the only customer in the pub, at 12pm

It's me, I'm the new Housing Tsar. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Tree of forgiveness by John Prine

Happy 1st of May!

Bank Hol Sun Won't you come And wash away the rain

It's bin day! Leave out your bins for the bin fairy

Great night at the Darren Flynn/ @bigmonsterlove.bsky.social double bill, saw loads of old twitter regulars

Imagine making a podcast about moving from Dublin to Wexford

Having a lot of Big Thoughts about Sinners and consumption of culture, most of which will be obvious to anyone who has seen it

The Jesuits Vs Opus Dei, fully expect someone to die in the conclave

This glass is a crime