It's time to accept: the sooner he's gone the better.

www.instagram.com/reel/DTkplMZ... lol

Tir gan teanga, tir gan anam, tir a misu

And with all the shit going on in the world, remember that tomorrow is when you go back into work after the holidays and all the stuff you put off in December will come home to roost. The most Glenroe-iest of Sundays all year

Cooking streaky bacon in the trousers press

Happy new year everyone. Let this be the year of total victory

2003 influencers: "GRWM as I go to fuck Johnny Ronan in a Moroccan hotel resort"

Come to me In those open arms is where I wanna be Livin' free I long to be I long to be your love Inner-city Spar Inner-city Centra

This bus has some stories

Tough on 12 pubs, tough on the causes of 12 pubs

Every song is a Christmas song if you are brave enough

Imagine fighting Donnie

Winking at ye like the Drain Doctor

Rumour going round that you were eating tomatoes like that lad in Return of the King

"🎶It's a nice day for a white wedding"

I'm getting behind the The Complex Cultural & Arts space. Stop the eviction! Please sign & share my.uplift.ie/petitions/sa... @uplift.ie

Happy to launch a private Judicial Review service, €3999 per application, same day judgement guarantee. The market will solve everything

I have a great policy: read whatever Aaron Rupar tweet gets into my timeline, and watch the video. Never read any of the replies. It will make your life so much better

There are 4 seasons in Ireland. Winter is 2 months long. Spring starts in February. There are 4 months in the summer. I will take no further questions.

This but imagine it's Enoch Burke (I'm too lazy to come up with enough jokes for the text)

You don't hear much about Morgellons these days.

The ultimate wingman #HunIRL

Current Cod status: Szoboszlai #HUNIRL

Armenia have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Festy is an absolute unit #IRLPOR

I refer my learned friends to my previous statement about C. Ronaldo being a Whiny Pissbaby. Where's your 200 million blood money dollars now you clown? #IRLPOR

This ref is terrible. #IrePor

Haha get it right up you C. Ronaldo you whiny pissbaby

Imagine being a high profile "investigative" journalist doing a podcast about a transgender prisoner who doesn't even look up what the process for getting a GRC is.

This Astronomy Ireland stuff is absolutely cracked www.rte.ie/news/busines...

Looking forward to the new season of Stranger Things if only to see what song from the 70s/80s will be getting requested to play

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, ye mighty, which I built with Squarespace.

Everyone over the age of 18 should be put on the Presidential candidate ballot, and you have 7 years to either complete the removal process or avoid being disqualified.

The Ancient Egyptians built Eyre Square

There's an Ógra Aontú?

"vote Heather for Experience" will go down as well in election history as "vote Yes for jobs"

What it looks like on an election leaflet Vs what it looks like in practice

Looking forward to the inevitable "I filled my ballot paper with racism and transphobia, and posted a picture of it to social media. Here's what I learned about being employed in B2B sales" post appearing on LinkedIn

"Spoil the Vote" after-party and cask of amontidallo tasting in my cellar, DM for details

Our grandparents didn't vote 5 times each at every election so you could sit at home

Robbing the Louvre in real life to promote the new season of Lupin is really a masteratroke

As a voter I demand to know the tattoos of the presidential candidates, including Gavin

Gaelgoirs! I saw the hashtag #Vicipeid and was curious about the use of the letter V, is that starting to become a thing in modern Irish?

She supports fox hunting

I do miss Sunday mornings being told by Marian that Gene Kerrigan has "Nailed it again"

The Originals The New Originals The Tensmen The Thamesmen Spinal Tap