Scanlan finds Pelor's number. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina

Beau checks in with her father. #CriticalRole #MightyNein

Jester sends Babenon a drawing. #CriticalRole #MightyNein

Korrin checks in on Keyleth. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina

Kaylie asks Scanlan about a message. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina

Drizzt texts what he thinks is his cat's number.

Delilah and Sylas discuss their butlers. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina

Essek texts Caleb about his latest research success.

Rendwick reports to Vecna.

"Primus, repeatedly. As if the algorithm belonged to them alone. I would never have tolerated such monopolization. The correction is noted, if overdue." - Strahd von Zarovich, definitely

Primus informs Acererak that his Tomb of Horrors violates Mechanus zoning regulations.

Volo texts the wrong number while researching modrons.

Primus contacts Jaana about a lockpick-related harmonic resonance.

Taryon consults Gilmore on brigade fashion. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina

Lolth compliments Drizzt.

Magic vendors discuss the growing shortage of diamond dust. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina

A bronze dragon seeks divine legal advice.

Asmodeus reviews the quarterly budget with his archdevils.

Multiple Halasters argue about who is real.

Someone spots Venger nearby and the group reacts. #DnDCartoon

A nervous cultist reports a delayed soul delivery to Orcus.

Karlach texts Gale about potential engine upgrades. #BG3

Scanlan dares Grog to say something at a tavern. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina

A black dragon reports an adventurer problem in his swamp.

Taryon asks the group for advice on brigade funding. #CriticalRole #VoxMachina

The Cult of the Dragon coordinates the summoning ritual with Tiamat.

"Taking Facebook into consideration, that is a total of seven digitally accessible platforms. A sixteen-point-seven percent increase. Acceptable." - Primus, logically https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61569899044154

Halaster warns Elva about a statue.

Vecna sends Mordent an instruction.

We are live on Instagram! "Finally, a platform for my face! The people have waited." - Scanlan Shorthalt, probably instagram.com/dungeontexts

Uk'otoa contacts a merchant. #CriticalRole #MightyNein

Strahd raises a noise complaint about Soth's banshees.

A copper dragon's defenses are too friendly.

Welp... we had our first FACTUAL ERROR... the Briarwoods are not siblings, they're MARRIED. Sorry to make that more awkward than it already was. We have pulled the chat, fixed it, and will republish at a later date.

A gnoll seeks orders from Demogorgon.

Strahd invites Mordenkainen to dinner.

"HEY. We have a Patreon now. I don't know everything that's happening with it yet BUT I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT. More soon." — Karlach, obviously www.patreon.com/c/TextsFroma...

Lord British convenes his advisors to investigate a mysterious light in the eastern sky. #Ultima

Minsc texts a wizard. #BG3

"Tumblr is active. I have reblogged seventeen selfies already. The queue is full." - Astarion, probably www.tumblr.com/textsfromadu...

Kultaric asks Vecna for a ritual time.

The gods coordinate the solstice schedule.

Primus contacts Tenebrous about the previous iteration's rapid unscheduled disassembly.

The gods coordinate the solstice schedule.

Asmodeus reviews Zariel's quarterly report.

Iuz reports to his mother.

Jaheira confronts Shadowheart. #BG3

"Pinterest is active. I have pinned three things already. I know who has viewed them. Sylgar has his own board." - Xanathar, probably

"Your terms have been accepted. TikTok presence is now active. We look forward to your engagement." - Asmodeus, maybe

Spurt finds a button. #CriticalRole #MightyNein