we here at monster energy believe that Palestine deserves to be free of oppression and that Israel should ceasefire immediately. Today we amend our saying to #freethebest in solidarity with the Palestinian people.

I haven’t been posting bc I was placed in intensive care for 17 days after drinking 7 different Monster Energy Rehabs. My boss said i should be more of a team player and show brand loyalty so I chugged as many of our delicious Tea+Energy drinks as I could. it changed the color of my feces. #monster

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The social media team here at Monster has been informed by our adult sons that using productivity as a measure of success is not "snatched". We apologize for our earlier post demanding you resume your productivity. We simply meant to encourage you to UNLEASH YOUR BEAST WITH A MONSTER ENERGY DRINK.

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