This is the correct answer to a Valentine confession... ❤️🙊

Coming to your local Blockbuster Store, soon....

Due to lack of ticket sales, the Screen Machine's premiere of MELANIA has been relocated to a more appropriately sized venue. Sorry for the inconvenience.....

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Just like her movie, it's a horror...

Coming soon, leaving immediately...

Why is nobody talking about how the Epstein files are now 30 days past due? Release the Epstein files.

Someone somewhere knows what’s in the Epstein files. Time to be a hero and leak them.

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I only put some oil in my frying pan and 'this' happens!

We can only pray for a 2026 miracle...

More than likely (but also fabulous hopefully).

Very happy with my 2026 Teeny weeny tiny tears! It just can't stop boo-hooing, might call it Tommy.... 😁 *Not allowed in some Public Houses

Donald Trump is reportedly livid after signs reading “The Donald J. Trump Memorial” appeared on porta-potties outside the White House, right where his ballroom is being built 🤣

Errr..

🚨The Gov could FINALLY be about to end fox hunting for good, by banning trail hunting. But the likes of Farage are criticising the ban. We need to drown them out: sign the petition now to back the ban and tell the Government to hold firm: 38d.gs/trailhuntingdf

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Happy Christmas all!

Sooty and Sweep were in agreeance that Soo had really let herself go...