It was only the first day of the new “No ticket – No clothes” policy, but it had already proven its efficiency and and everyone could see now how big a problem fare dodging had been.

He’d seen the “bankruptcy barrel” in the old cartoons, but never imagined it could happen in real life. But here he was - literally stripped of all his belongings by the debt collector. At least he had the old cardboard box - or so he thought. “That’s not yours,” the stern man said behind him.

The plan had worked better than anyone had expected. The exchange students were fooled to believe this was the way to ask for a prom date, and the teachers convinced that it was their customs and didn’t want to interfere. The next step was to get the three morons to attend the prom stark naked.

“Hey! What are you doing! Let me back in. I told you I’ll get the money.” “You’ve said that for the last three months. This ends now. You’ll have until tomorrow to pay your rent, or I’ll sell off your stuff to cover what you owe me. I’d putt that naked ass to work if I was you.” “Fuck!!” “Exactly.”

Trust no one in the business world, not even a close friend. And never put everything you own in your company’s name to save taxes. If you do and your once best friend betray you with a hostile takeover of your company, you’ll suddenly find yourself in an awkward and embarrassing situation.

“It’s your lucky day, son. The club has decided to reward the first streaker of the season with a special treat. You’ll get to watch the rest of the match down by the touchline – still naked of course. With a packed stadium and the TV broadcast you really get to show off that little dick of yours.”

He made it clear to all new employees that punctuality was an absolute requirement in his company. However, there were always some who did not take the warning seriously and got the embarrassing pleasure of experience his special “strike three” punishment for tardiness.

“Yes, I've been on to you and your stupid scheme from day one - you’re far from as smart as you think you are. You obviously need to learn some humility, and I’ll help you with that. So, stand up, it’s time to start your training as our new office boy – and yes that’s your mandatory uniform.”

“Very funny. Give me the rest of my costume.” “Well, who was responsible for picking up our costumes from the store?” “Oh!” “Exactly! I had to do it my self as always. So I decided on a new costume for you – the slutty elf. It fits you perfectly in every way. The taxi is here. Let’s go.” “Oh fuck!”

“Don’t give me that look – you brought this up on yourself. You agreed to the bet, and it’s not my fault that you gambled away your right to wear clothes for two whole weeks. I’m not canceling the party just because of your stupidity. Besides, you’re perfectly dressed for a pool party.”

He tried to explain that they had the wrong guy – he was just visiting his brother. But they didn’t listen – only ripped off his clothes and dragged him into the car. He had no idea where they’d left him – they just told him to pay his debt on time from now on. Yes, his brother would pay for this.

“Yes, I’m serious. When I said I’d take all your clothes if you lost, I meant literally all your clothes, not just the ones you were wearing. It’s not my fault you didn’t clarify that before you agreed to the bet. Start packing them up now, and don’t try to hide anything away. I’m watching you.”

He didn’t know who’d put out the rumor that you got a free meal if you were naked. He was annoyed at first, but it turned out to be great for his business. Watching naked college boys turning up for free food only to have their clothes stolen by friends was a cheap alternative for dinner and a show.

He had heard the rumors about the robberies out in the forest, but he reckoned they were exaggerated. Besides, he was more than capable of taking care of himself, and he had nothing of value that was worth stealing with him on the hike. As it turned out, he was wrong on all counts.

He was so embarrassed when the client showed him the video. It had never crossed his mind that there could be cameras in the house. But instead of firing him, the man offered him an extra bonus if he continued with the show, and as the word spread his “special cleaning service” became very popular.

He apologized for his outburst towards the young apprentice, but he was in a hurry and needed his car fixed immediately. The manager smiled and said it was no problem – it would just cost him a little extra. After some bargaining, he was allowed to keep his tie for the important meeting.

The humiliating punishment was one thing – washing all the windows in the building stark naked was embarrassing as hell. But what really hurt was how his friends had let him down and abandoned him to face the angry janitor alone when they jet again broke a window under one of their football games.

The annual family beach party used to be something he looked forward to. This year was different – he would reveal he was a nudist. Not that he was, but that was the price he had to pay his cousin, a police officer and his lifelong nemesis, to keep quiet about the bag of weed he had found his car.

Calling in sick to get a day off is never a good idea - especially if your naked ass ends up in the news instead of in bed. On the positive side, his bosses at the construction site were supportive of the cause and insisted he continued to “normalized nudity” when he was back at work.

“I’m glad to see you’re excited about this challenge. We should head off then. We have long list of drive-throughs to work through, after all. Remember – don’t try to cover up at any point. Not that it would be easy for you to hide that pole anyway. Ok, let’s go!”

“Try hold that pose a few more seconds. I'll take some more pictures from a different angle.” .. “Good! I think we’re done. We got your clothes. See you back at the hotel. Good luck!” “What did you say? Hey! Leave my clothes alone! Hey! Stop kidding with me. Come back here! Guys! Pleas! Oh fuck!!!

He should have accepted the offer to postpone his punishment until nightfall. But he had been so determined to get the humiliation over and done with that he that he didn’t realize it was already six in the morning, which meant three hours on full naked display to a neighborhood about to wake up.

“The final round of the game is pretty simple. The first one back to the house gets his clothes back. Since Eric is in the lead he has the advantage of keeping his shoes. If you lose you’re free to run off with your naked ass, or you can stay and fight a new round tomorrow.”

“You’re not that tough without your fancy designer clothes, huh? Well, maybe we’ve finally found a way to knock some much-needed humility into you. Ok, stand up and apologize to everyone for your stupid behavior. You’ll stay naked until you show us you can behave like grownup.”

Unlike most of his colleagues at the faculty, he actually loved it when the jocks came begging for extra credits to save their sport scholarships. There was always some with the right combination of stupidity and desperation that would accept almost any task he threw at the

It was just some innocent fun – until the guys found the roll of duct tape. He was discovered by his sister much later – out in the driveway, securely taped to a chair and fully naked, on display for the entire neighborhood. As predicted, she was in no hurry to free her stupid kid brother.

Some naked horseplay among the guys is a natural way to pass the time on a long bus ride. Just remember – it stops being fun when all your clothes mysteriously disappear, and the guys drag your naked ass along on a very embarrassing stop at a gas station or cafeteria.

“Ok, Mr. Escape Artist, let’s see if you can wiggle yourself out of this. Oh, and to give you some extra incentive to work fast, I’ve invited our classmates over for a party. They’ll be here in a few minutes. Either you’ve freed yourself by then or you stay in that chair for the entire evening.”

“You lost fair and square, and you should know the drill by now. Stand up and put your hands behind your head. You’ll spend the next half hour stark naked in front of the window. If you’re not up on your feet by the count of ten, we’ll make it a full hour. 10, 9, 8….”

The heat made it impossible to sleep inside the cabin, but the extra bottle of wine, unfortunately, derailed their plan to wake with the sun – before the rest of the campsite. By the time they finally woke, their duvets and pillows were gone, and the cabin door was mysteriously locked.

Last night had been pretty wild and he had no clue how he got home, but the video from the security camera was unmistakable. He was the one who had trashed his landlord’s Halloween decorations. After a lot of pleading, though, he came to an agreement to replace the decorations and keep his apartment

A lesson learned the hard way. Always put your clothes in secure spot when you’re out enjoying nature the natural way. If you’re not careful you might find your clothes out of reach at the bottom of a steep cliff, and your short naked walk will be longer and more humiliating than planned.

“Ok, your punishment starts now. You’ll stay out here for the next two hours. Rember, no covering up and greet everyone with a great smile and a nice hello. We’ll be watching you from upstairs. If you misbehave, the clock starts over.”

He knew who had stolen his clothes - it had to be his roommate. But the blame was his alone. The pond had been his secret skinny-dipping spot. A couple of nights ago, after one beer too many, he had told his roommate about it. And now all but his shoes were gone. It was no coincidence!

He had just realized it. His stupid decision to set out on a naked run had completely derailed. He had no idea where his clothes were, wasn’t even sure if this was the field where he had hidden them, or how to get home stark naked.

The moment of joy, excitement and freedom, just before it turns into anger, desperation and humiliation when your friends run off with your clothes.

“Put all your clothes in the trunk, and then we’re off. On of you’ll drive, the other in the passenger seat. We have a great day planned. A lot of drive-throughs, toll booths, gas stations, and other public fun for two naked guys on the way. All because of your stupid bet. Let’s head off then.”

“Ok, trying to cheat the casino was not a great idea – I admit that. I was also wrong assuming they would do nothing more than throw us out if they caught us. But instead of complaining you’re all welcome to come up with some ideas yourself. Like how we’re going to get home stark naked.”

“Sorry about this, but we didn’t think anyone would be here this time at night. We’ll just tie you up in the chairs for now. When we’re done here, we’ll put you out in the display window – still naked of course. Someone will see you tomorrow morning and get help.”

The crucial moment in any naked dare. The poor guy is ready to have his clothes back. First comes the nervous laughter, thinking they’re just messing with him. Then comes the desperation when he realizes they’re not and he has to repeat the run back to the start – praying his clothes are still there

“It must be a trick. I don’t see any other naked bike riders.” “We’re just early. Look, the guys are over there.” “But they’re still dressed! And they have our bag of clothes!” “Oh!” “Look, they’re driving off! Stupid fool! Why do I listen to you!” “Oh, shut up! Hey, don’t leave! Wait for us!”

“Wow!” The sudden outburst made him jump and drop the backpack with all his clothes down the steep cliff. As he turned around and saw the group of hikers, all staring at him with devious smiles and on their faces, he knew his naked adventure was about to take a different turn than he had planned.

He was sure no one was around and so focused on posing for the camera that he didn’t notice the two guys who had sneaked up his clothes and were tossing them into the river piece by piece, sending them off with the strong current. So, on top of the daring pictures he also got a daring walk back home

It all happened so fast. One moment he was out on his daily morning jog, focused on running and with music in his ear, the next he was down on the floor of a van with his clothes ripped off him. Now he found himself stark naked in the middle of the city with the morning rush hour about to start.

Everyone needs good friends. Friends who will find a quite place for you to sleep it off when you had too much to drink. Friends who take care of your clothes, so they won’t get dirty. Friend who forces you on a long and naked walk home, to give you a chance to really clear your hungover head.

“Are you ready for your final challenge of boot camp? You’ve been bragging about your great survival skills, so let’s put them to tests. You’ve two days to find your way back to the base – no clothes, no food, no tools, only basic survival. If you’re late or need rescuing, you’re out. Good luck!”

“Stop, move your hands – you’ll not cover up. Get rid of that grumpy face, put on a bright smile, and walk out there and proudly show off your naked body. If you behave well, you’ll get your clothes back when the last guests leave, if not you and your naked will be on your own out on the street.”

He’d been cooling off in the river, tired and half asleep a day of hiking, and didn’t notice the guys stealing his stuff before it was too late. They’d taken everything – clothes, food, phone, all was gone. It was only one thing he could do now – take the naked walk to the nearest ranger station.

He submitted the picture into the nature photo competition just as a joke. A way to mess with his two friends in the jury. But it backfired. He thought he would be disqualified, but instead he won the hastily instantiated “Most beautiful catch” – price and became the competition’s new poster boy.

“Yeah, I see you don’t have much of value on you, but I can’t you let you of the hook to easily either. People might think I’m getting soft you know, and that’s bad for my reputation. I’ll take your clothes, then. Just leave them there and run off. Your dick seems to like the idea anyway.”