sorry but demi did ruin the friendship better

I find baseball to be incredibly boring, but I become absolutely feral whenever the cubs go to the playoffs

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acfc is killing me rn

😭😭

ok well thank god the stars still have their home game against acfc this season

kind of sad, but I would WAY rather a polished game than something released before release it’s ready

I’m going to lose all my money during this fall steam sale

i finished writing my dissertation today in case anyone was wondering

(and I say this all as a spirit fan)

this is so embarrassing for houston. i lowkey feel bad for smith tbh and i think they should sub her out at the half.

sorry but this is what you get when you don't play jane

JUSTICE FOR CHRISTEN PRESS

help everyone give me their favorite motivational songs - i'm trying to finish my dissertation this weekend which might not even be humanly possible, but it has to be done, and i need a playlist to keep me going

okay i'm so excited to see how chacón plays, and i desperately hope the money we spent on her was worth it

i don't even care that kc scored because we still ended their streak and that's literally all i wanted

i am going to be *so* insufferable for the rest of the season

ok idc what happens the rest of this game bc we broke kc's streak

we really would

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD GOMES OF ALL PEOPLE

I’m so angry oh my god and I don’t usually get this way during sports

IM SORRY BUT WHAT THE FUCK

With her third save of the night, Alyssa becomes the first goalkeeper in NWSL history to record 700 regular-season saves! 🐐

honestly shocked gomes got that ball from chawinga. very unlike her to do anything positive lol

that was to be expected

idc about the results, all i care about is chicago scoring at least once so we can break kc's zero concessions over however many games

kc fans, so happy you're getting this feature right at the beginning of the broadcast. i hope this stays the same throughout.

I’ve been feeling a little silly today and it appears Anders Jacobsen is as well

I’ve been waiting 😭😭

rapturetok is so fucking funny oh my god

i've watched this clip so many times since last night and it gets better and better the more i watch it

I wanted Seattle to win, but those boos really gave me life.

THE BOOS LMAO

how do i watch women's college soccer without 328948 streaming services that all cost $50+

I REPEAT

wtf is happening

i am choosing to be positive, alyssa had an amazing game and she was so fun to watch so it wasn't *complete* misery

O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!

is this a good time to mention i near-fainted from stress yesterday lol

and to think i was about to cry

HOW HAVE THEY NOT SCORED

i am hating every second of this game

😭😭😭

WHY DOES SAM KEEP HAVING TO DEFEND ALONE

the stars are STRESSING ME OUT

omg

wow she just said so many positive things about our lineup

do you think we’ll ever hear lianne say something positive about the stars that doesn’t include a caveat lol

Jane Campbell is one of my favorite gks out there, but unfortunately I need her to have a bad night tonight lol

reporting live from the new iphone 17: I didn’t think upgrading from the 14pro would be that much of a difference, but wow things load so quickly on the 17