President Vladimir Putin told President Trump on Wednesday that he planned to retaliate against Ukraine for its surprise secret drone attack. My guess is that Putin asked Trump to keep it a secret.

I started to watch a true crime show on "Discovery ID" but the commercials run almost five minutes on every break. Maybe they should just change the name to "Discovery AD."

Trump makes deals as well as Musk saves the government money.

Coming full circle. The new 50% tariffs on aluminum will increase the price of foil used to wrap tacos.

If you just start with the idea that Trump is insane... everything he does makes sense.

Dow is down, prices are up, no peace, more taxes on the way, less healthcare, chaos, lies, crazy posts and inept Cabinet choices risk our health. Can we get the Biden Robot to take over again?

Dont' forget this summer - every day is Taco Tuesday at the White House- price varies, so check your social media.

You mean the guy who cheated on his wife three dozen times can't be trusted with the truth? Shocking!

I'm not sure if you tried to fail as badly as Trump is failing so far in his Presidency, you would be able to match his complete and utter "fail" in so many areas. He truly is a "Fail Savant," a Rainman of incompetence and buffoonery.

How soon before Trump blames the Sharpie he used to sign the Executive Orders for his failure to impose his tariffs?

You mean the branch of the Baptists who added Southern to their name to show they were for slavery? Those Southern Baptists?

Let me know what a real news organization has to say about it.

Prediction: If Diddy is found guilty and sent to prison. Trump will pardon him after some negotiation on a price.

With Trump it's "If you do the crime, pay me a dime and you won't have to do the time!"

I guess there would be no chance of Harvard letting the foreign students do Zoom from their own countries like they did during the Pandemic right?

Every day Trump's White House comes up with new crazy plot lined for the next Austin Powers movie.

I went for a stress test yesterday. Luckily, I didn't get the bill for parking until after the test was over.

I'm surprised Trump didn't nominate Dr. Pimple Popper for the job but maybe she too qualified.

Or maybe he was just an asshole like he is now.

“Attorney General Pam Bondi sold between $1 million and $5 million worth of shares of Trump Media the same day that Trump unveiled bruising new tariffs that caused the stock market to plummet. Coincidence? Luck? Hunch? Intuition? Tarot Cards? Magic 8 Ball? Hair Ball? Fortune Cookie?

Until the media can come clean about they they fuck up covering Donald Trump it won't matter what the Democratic party does.

I have an old couch I'd like to "gift" to the White House. When can they pick it up?

As my late friend, comedian Barry Crimmins would say "Trump is not negotiating with terrorists. His prices are firm.

April's retail sales flatlined as Americans pulled back on spending, the latest sign that trade tensions under President Donald Trump's tariffs are taking a toll on the US economy. This answers the question "What will Fox News tell you today that is a good thing for the economy?"

All members of Congress should be on Medicaid for their government-issued health care plan. Will these people cut off their own family's benefits and put themselves at risk? Of course not.

That's one way to kill that bill.

So will legal sports betting have odds of Pete Rose being inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame the first time he is on the ballot?

Hey BS Peeps - check this out when you have the chance. Great stuff!

After 10 years of the Trump BS isn't it time for the media to go with the premise that nothing he says is true, can be relied on and will do nothing he promises. A simple question "Why would we believe anything you say?" Would be nice.

Leave it to Trump to suggest the answer to America's immigration problems are "White Africans."

I'm not sure what is up with MSNBC but it seems broken to me. Still some great people there but I wonder if the new boss is the problem or is it just where we are in politics. Wonder what the ratings are these days.

Where we are as a country: America is up "Shit's Creek" and RFK Jr. takes his family to swim in it.

I wrote a joke once about Doctors so why can’t I be Surgeon General?

Twenty - Something Jordon Hudson, who is dating Seventy something, former New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is in the Miss Maine pageant and will compete at Miss USA if she wins. Jordan is in the swimsuit competition and her talent is listed as never getting enough attention.

Trump is shocked the new Pope is not selling his own Leo XIV signature Bibles, million-dollar private Papal Blessings and Vatican Meme Coins! He’s losing a fortune!

Many a Trump policy spoken in jest. Trump tries out his policies like a comedian tests jokes by reading them off index cards. Except with Trump, the funnier they are, the worse they are for America.

I’m surprised Trump hasn’t thought of putting a Trump Tower on Alcatraz or maybe that is his plan. Business, Residence, hotel and prison all built on The Rock in a new “Trump Mega-Tower.” Buy a piece of The Rock with Trump Condos and The Trump Pen! They can’t escape but you can!

So my guess is that those "foreign lands" Trump was talking about where they make movies wouldn't retaliate with tariffs on American TV and movies right? They wouldn't do that right?

Trump is bringing movie making back to Hollywood? If you think it takes a long time to build a factory in America, just wait until you try and make a movie here.

TRUMP DISTRACTION SCALE: Says he doesn’t know if he has to uphold the Constitution. - Anti-Democracy scare tactics. 8.3 Trump wants 100% tariffs on films made outside the US. - Nobody knows what this means. 4.5 Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz. - Law & Order by a convicted felon? Score 9.2

Trump conjures up these crazy Executive Orders so the media chases them like a cat after the red dot of a laser pointer. "Next up we'll discuss Trump calling to bring back Jarts."

Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz for the most dangerous criminals in America. Next up Executive Orders to bring back the diet drink “Tab.”

Trump is putting 100% tariffs on movies made outside of the United States. You know what that means? No? He doesn’t either. Nobody does. Move on… people. He’s crazy.

Because Trump's crazy that is why. Next!

The only way you can support Trump's actions is because you don't know what they are doing. And that is by design.

Yes agreed. But by the time he finds out it will be too late. That is what they count on.

And Trump will charge them for the smoke.

If they elected Trump as Pope you would know it by the white smoke they would blow up your ass.

Chaotic Start? This is like saying a date is off to a chaotic start after the women is assaulted.

Trump's handlers are just giving him Executive Orders to sign now so he has something to sign in front of the cameras. "Hey Bob, get that one where he cancels Arbor Day ready."