Me watching a group of clearly homosexual men walk into Chik Fil-A.

Snagged this at the neighborhood Latin Night Market. It's serving real Smoochie LaRue energy. Still miss you, my temperamental queen. Love you always.

Secret Agent Boots and I vie for the same afternoon nap spot. Today I was 10 seconds too slow

#CurrentlyWatching HIM I get the bad press. While it's visually stunning & the performances are great, I never connected emotionally & the storytelling gets muddy HOWEVER, I still really liked it. It was bold. It took huge risks & I've never seen anything quite like it.

#CurrentlyWatching CANDY CORN 2019 Tubi Low budget but well made Tales From The Crypt style supernatural revenge story about 4 teen jerks who kill a carny on Halloween, but then get hunted down by his reanimated corpse. Tons of sly Carpenter nods and a great cast make the quite a treat.

The fact the dollar store doesn't have this supercute skirt and wing combo in my size is a hate crime.

Secret Agent Boots is her Film Noir Femme Fatale mode today. *insert smoky saxophone music*

Does this Exorcist rock musical make me look gay? How about now? EXORCISTIC at The Asylum NYC

SCREAMQUEENZ HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE! Travel back in time with classic ScreamQueenz episodes that haven't been available to the public for 10 years! First stop: Oct, 2010 Can you survive NYC's freakiest, kinkiest & most infamous haunt? The Vortex Haunted House awaits... www.ScreamQueenz.com

I know it's #TalkLikeAPirateDay But when is it "Sing and Dance and Skip Like a Pirate Day"? youtu.be/DCgQ0L022e0?...

#CurrentlyReading CAMP DAMASCUS by Chuck Tingle 25% complete

#CurrentlyWatching WISHFUL DRINKING 2007 On ok ru Carrie Fisher's delightful one woman tour through her chaotic life and addiction recovery. I saw this live at Studio 54 back in the day, and it was even more of a healing balm now than it was then.

In the words of Conol Cochoran: "It's time again." Scaredle #1268 2/6 💀🔺 🎈✅ scaredle.com

Goodbye, Hulu Goodbye, Disney Goodbye, ABC You did a BAD THING. #BoycottDisney #boycottabc #BoycottHulu

Discuss.

Hey Screamerz! This Friday, I'll be launching the first installment of SCREAMQUEENZ: FROM THE VAULTS - Classic episodes unavailable to the public since 2017! First up, get ready to relive the psychosexual horrors of NYC's infamous Vortex HAUNTED HOUSE.

Secret Agent Boots is not on top of the kitchen cabinets. If you think you're seeing a cat on the cabinets, you are mistaken. There's nothing up there. There definitely isn't a spy cat up there saving the world or anything. You saw nothing You saw no one. Please disperse.

#CurrentlyWatching RABBIT TRAP (2025) Challenging & surreal horror fable about a young couple who while in rural England accidently record "faerie sounds" in the woods. Loved it, still trying to wrap my head around it. Don't f*** with the Fae.

Good night, my Paul Bradford. Not his most important work, but Robert Redford's in Barefoot in the Park helped awaken my desire to someday work in the performing arts. Goodbye, old friend. Thanks for everything. Just remember, Robert: if there are knichis in heaven, always pop. Never nibble.

#CurrentlyWatching Rewatching THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER 1973 for a recording session on Wednesday. The writing on this is much tighter than I initially thought. There are many subtle elements and sly bits of dialogue deftly performed that hint at the dastardly plan bubbling underneath. On ok ru

Secret Agent Boots inspects our latest delivery from @Chewy. I don't know what inside. She refuses to tell me. THAT'S CLASSIFIED INTEL STEVE, she says. YOU DON'T HAVE CLEARANCE STEVE. IF I TOLD YOU STEVE I'D HAVE TO BOOP YOU. Sigh. I never know what's going on.

#CurrentlyWatching THERE'S A ZOMBIE OUTSIDE Super-meta movie within a movie mindfuckery from the twisted mind of @michaelvarrati.bsky.social On Tubi.

#CurrentlyWatching THE MEPHISTO WALTZ (1971) Wild mix of Satanism, classical piano and soul swapping with tons of lush eye-popping visuals. Alan Alda is terrifying. Jackie Bisset is serving EVERYTHING. Barbara Parkins is deliciously loathsome. I went in cold and loved every minute!

#CurrentlyWatching FREE GUY (2021) After this horrid week, this utterly delightful film was like balm in the desert. The good-natured humor put a smile on my face from start to finish. Even the soundtrack is banging. Guy, you were exactly what I needed today.

Secret Agent Boots delivers the Morning Espionage Briefing to Bumbling Sidekick Steve. #ForYourEyesOnly

#CurrentlyWatching THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER 1973 Made for tv supernatural shenanigans starring Shelley Winters, Abe Vigoda & Jonathan Frid. More later when IT CAME FROM THE 70S takes flight again next month.

#CurrentlyWatching LURKER in Theaters The buzz was correct. This movie ROCKS. Wicked thriller about a manipulative creep who worms his way into a pop star's entourage. Havoc ensues. Plus it's SUPER gay. Huge recommend.

#CurrentlyWatching LURKER I'm at a matinee because it looks like it disappears tomorrow and by all accounts this movie is FABULOUS

#CurrentlyWatching FOUND FOOTAGE: THE MAKING OF THE PATTERSON PROJECT Well done horror comedy that manages to walk the tightrope between unexpectedly gnarly horror and adorable GUFFMAN style comedy. Available for rental.

This "Kicking Back Getting a Beejer" Skeleton needs to CALM DOWN and let me pay for my Velamints. #curbyourboner

Last time, I saw Nancy McKeon. Tonight im back again at PEN PALS to see the new cast including the fabulous Megan Follows who work I've admired for a lifetime. Anne of Green Gables, Silver Bullet, October Faction, Murdoch Mysteries... I'm TOTALLY fangirling!

Recording our first session in our new home at Riverside fm!

Tonight we're recording the next FRIDAY THE 13TH THE SERIES SPECTACULAR episode of "Damn You Uncle Lewis" spotlighting Richard Brenner, screenwriter of "And Now the News" featuring Kate Trotter, and evil radio & dead psych patients Richard also directed the gay classic OUTRAGEOUS & TOO OUTRAGEOUS.

In class today, the Electric Slide was on the song roster. Aside from the instructor, I was one of the few who remembered it or were able to keep up the steps. I simultaneously felt like both the coolest and the OLDEST person in the room. #boogiewoogiewoogie #genxers

#CurrentlyWatching HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEMINI Finishing off my 3 Nights of Richard Benner movies with this adaptation of the hit Broadway comedy Gemini. Sadly, the stage was a better fit for this story, but its hearts in the right place. Plus, Madelin Kahn & Rita Moreno are fabulous as always

#CurrentlyWatching FRANKENSTEIN on #NationalTheatreatHome Danny Boyle's absolutely stunning stage production is a feast for the eyes and soul. Saw the version with Miller as the Creature & Cumberpatch as the Doctor. Both visceral, heart-rendering and raw. Bravo.

Does this COVID vaccine make me look gay?

Pick ONE, Walgreens! #gross

#CurrentlyWatching TOO OUTRAGEOUS 1987 it's 10 years later, it's a very different world and unlikely best friends drag Queen Robin and schizophrenic Lisa are gonna need each other more than ever. Not as effective as OUTRAGEOUS but still filled with heart and humor. And lots of wigs.

#CurrentlyWatching OUTRAGEOUS 1977 Tubi A bittersweet Canadian "unlikely buddy" story about an aspiring drag queen and his schizophrenic best friend just trying to SURVIVE in Toronto. Criminally forgotten yet delightful and moving. Craig Russell's impersonations are masterful.

OK, we NEED to talk about Barbara Eden's hat from A HOWLING IN THE WOODS.

#CurrentlyWatching DEMON SEED 1977 On Tubi So-so adaptation of Dean Koontz's horny evil computer saga. Extraordinary performance from Julie Christie who is serving gold despite having no human scene partners most of the movie.

Does the East River make me look gay? At Socrates Sculpture Park

#CurrentlyWatching A HOWLING IN THE WOODS 1971 YouTube Made for tv thriller finds Barbara Eden returning home to wintery Lake Tahoe to solve a mystery while wearing ENORMOUS hats. A bit slow, but things go crazy in the final reel. Fabulous performances from baby Tyne Daly & Vera Miles.

#CurrentlyWatching GET AWAY on Shudder & Hulu Delightfully mean spirited horror comedy in which Nick Frost and his family take a vacation on an island full of Swedish cannibals. Great gore, tons of surprises and where has Aisling Bea been all my life?

#CurrentlyWatching THE ANDY BAKER TAPE on Tubi Above average found footage horror shenanigans that's elevated enormously by the extraordinary chemistry between the two leads. Maybe if they just had sex, none of the bad stuff would have happened!

#CurrentlyWatching STRANGE DARLING Brutal, twisty and unexpected. See it before someone spoils it for you.

Here to see THE GAY THAT GOES WRONG... Um, THE PLAY THAT GOES GAY... Um, THE GAY THAT DOES WONG... #bwaygoeswrong At New World Stages

#CurrentlyWatching IT FEEDS Solid Canadian shocker about a psychic whose life is turned upside when a deadly supernatural parasite attaches itself to her daughter. On Hulum

I don't make the brag but I met Jo from The Facts of Life last night! #CurrentlyWatching PEN PALS starring Nancy McKeon & Gail Winer At the DR2 The cast changes every two weeks & the lineup is Nostalgia Heaven. I might go back to Megan Follows and Maureen McCormick. #penpalsplay