When it Happens you're not going to be ready.

not enough of you are doing this shit

I was engineered to appeal to all demographics, if you're my friend then the marketing worked.

*Sitting in my study smoking a fat cigar* hmmmm computer, show me "big booby sexy lady"

Brute with a heart of mold

If you want to learn all my secrets and mysteries you must first play through my route 2 times and and the 3rd time you unlock my real route

Psychically assaulting random people on the street until someone notices

Where the primordial hoes at?

I can feel when any person across the planet dies and i feel all their agony and regret but it doesn't affect me because i don't care

New product has hit the shelves: glasses that instantly objectify old men you see

There's a mass conspiracy set in place by the US government to prevent me from reaching my full power and potential, for now.

You can hit me and beat me and hurt me and punch me and kick me and punch me and hurt me and you can always break me, but i will reconstitute instantly

Wish this stupid site had drafts so i could cook up dumb post ideas more efficiently

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In the dungeon straight up crawling it, where the hot demons at??

I wanna be the guy who's there with you until the end to push you over the precipice into a big canyon filled with comically sharp rock formations

Dipping my sex scenes into the problematic media sauce

Don't forget...im with you whenever you ring a sheep

It's been a while but...no matter what...you can always ring a sheep

You can ring a sheep anywhere at any time

You can also ring sheep on-line

Even if it gives you horrible migraines you must ring the sheep

Ring-a-Penance

Ring-a-Birthday

If you can't ring the sheep all hope is lost

Ringing sheep is great for your mental health

All sheep ringers are allowed at least a few days of rest every year

Ring in the new year with a sheep!

Teach your children how to ring sheep

The sheep ringers have been protesting for the last 2 days

Sheepmas is over, get back on the ring a sheep grind

MERRY SHEEPMAS

Ringing the sheep builds character.

RING A SHEEP BRAZIL

If ringing sheep becomes a world wide phenomenon we'll make it

You just gotta ring the sheep man, simple as that.

As long as you believe in The Power, you can always ring the sheep.

Everytime i don't ring a sheep they beat me and hurt me

Despite everything. You still rang the sheep.

You better ring that sheep boy.

You need to be ringmaxxing.

You got a lot of nerve not ringing that sheep

Ring-a-Sheep BRAZIL

Baby i haven't even rang the sheep yet

Ring-a-Sheep INTERNATIONAL

I feel my brain expanding every second, this is one of the many benefits you get from ringing sheep regularly

Sorry fellas, nothin' for you today. Too busy ringing sheep!

Did You Know? You can ring at least 2 sheep at once.

Did You Know? Ringing sheep more than twice per day puts them in an "overcharged" state. We don't really know what this means

Unfortunately ringing sheep will never pay for the therapy i need