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There was a purple pouch at my door when I got home yesterday. It was the first of my #RepublicOfYarnia packages! I was so moved by the care taken to put the package together. Along with the stunning yarn, there was a hand written card that moved me to tears. 1/2 🧶 @isasaxonists.bsky.social

All of the posts saying "you are not alone" haven't hit the way this did.

Today's self-care are these little works of edible arts. Their mango (raspberry) ghost pepper chocolate is amazing.

Local paper editor has jokes.

This videos of this sweet, sassy birb are the best way to start the day. It chirps the Mickey Mouse theme, "If You're Happy and You Know It" (don't know if those are the lyrics there), and my fave, the Imperial March. I love it when it strikes the pose! 💛🩶

I feel so seen.

This. ⬇️

@parkroseperma.bsky.social on point as usual. #TeslaTakedown #Resist #Resistance #Non-ViolentResistance

There's a reason why they're freaking out over what's happening to Tesla. It's working. There's a reason they're threatening absurd consequences. They need to scare you back into civility and compliance. As long as we're reluctant to cross the lines they ignore daily, they have the upper hand.

"My pettiness is a gift from God." 🤣

Waistbands exhaust me. I don't have my rhythm down doing BLO stitches but they're looking much better than previous attempts. 🧶 #Crochet #YarnArt #FiberArt

Ikoxun on YouTube is so talented. I love her style and how she works through her creative process. 🧶

An NPR investigation uncovered 40,000 vets facing foreclosure due to a VA mistake. A rescue program is helping many of them, but others fear being left out if Congress cuts this new lifeline.

Can't get this line from Outbreak out of my head. Sam Daniels: If you think I'm lying, drop the bomb. If you think I'm crazy, drop the bomb. But don't drop the bomb just because you're following orders!

A great @schumer.senate.gov take from @steveshives.bsky.social.

Congress is in recess this week—every member should be home holding town halls & engaging w/voters. Republicans had different plans: • Don’t show up • Make it Republicans-only • Keep it a secret • Call cops on their own constituents They’re not interested in democracy. They’re hiding from it.

Most of the time, I try to figure out what I'm making before getting yarn, but sometimes, I see yarn and I can't get it out of my mind. Like this beautiful yarn from @isasaxonists.bsky.social. 🧶

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The fact that the guy who needs to be told what he's signing is trying to get rid of the department of education is probably lost on a lot of people.

My opponent recently shared his March Madness bracket. He's 100% worried about the wrong match. In Congress, I'll fight to protect this community and lower costs. He’ll head to D.C. to help Trump and Musk slash your Social Security and Medicare. Florida’s 1st District: #VoteValimont on April 1!

12 days until the FL-1 election & we're talking to every voter we can. Yet, my opponent is ducking every chance to face voters at debates & joint forums. If he doesn’t care enough to connect with our district now, what do you think he’ll be like as FL-1’s rep? gayforcongress.com/checkmystatus

"It's so bizarre to me how obsessed you are with federal government" followed by a "calm down" is WILD.

When someone hasn't dealt with any push back, they tend to say they feel "bullied" (see also, fElon.) We have to keep up the pressure all over! @thetnholler.bsky.social

While @RepTimBurchett is lashing out on CNN for simply being asked if rights are still a thing, families of the men who were snatched are speaking out. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

I found this on the Finch app today and it seems like an appropriate affirmation for our times:

Ahead of Germany’s election, with anti-immigrant sentiment rising, they released viral videos showing life without immigrants. History proves that when a country starts erasing certain people, it doesn’t end well. 🧵

The reviews are in for @schumer.senate.gov's book! #Coward #Schumer #ChuckSchumer #Clusterchuck #StepDown #Resistance #NewLeadership

Representation of my brain.

@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social is the best thing about Tuesdays.

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Oh shit. Motherchucker is muting people. #Clusterchuck #StepDown #NOTTheBestLeader #NotEvenClose

Sam, delete your wakanda reference Seriously That’s beyond racist Not cute at all and last thing we need Why even say such? Three ⚪️ dudes do not rep wakanda

Really sucks how this is the equivalent of terms like woke and initialisms like DEI being redefined and weaponized by the right. He's in the doubling down phase of things. #Resistance

From @humanistreport.bsky.social - Ask @schumer.senate.gov about his imaginary friends. #Clusterchuck #Coward

I can relate. Not necessarily waffles, but I get it.