Because you've got a column to file and this is the laziest way of filling the space?

The presenter getting tetchy just made it even better, particularly when Binface said Newsnight used to be a show for investigative journalism and now it's just a souped-up podcast. Which was both hilarious and totally correct.

I suppose if Farage ducks a potential #QuestionTime election special the BBC could always ask Laura K or Chris Mason to stand in for him.

Will #QuestionTime be doing a by-election special from Clacton with Frogface vs Binface?

Clearly the big question in the Clacton by-election is whether or not Count Binface is allowed to attend Parliament with a bin on his head?

The government should pass a quick law that bans any MP who stands down from standing again the by-election.

FFS Sky Sports News - stop showing Trump every five minutes. I'm in danger of going all Ian Levine on my TV.

OMG. I've just found myself agreeing with Sepp Blatter.

Errr...isn't people not claiming on insurance how it funds those people who do? What a fucking moron.

I know the RTD2 era was bad but if Farage is against it, I might have to reconsider my views.

To be fair, being able to outdance David Bowie these days isn't that difficult.

The bloody cheek of Thames Water texting me about "[saving] water together" when the money they should have spent on improving their infrastructure has all gone on shareholders' dividends.

I love the Beatles but this Global Beatles Day nonsense can just fuck right off.

Didn't realise Chris Mason was taking over as PM. Although given his sense of self-importance, I'm not surprised.

So presumably Farage is now releasing "essays to Britain" because he can't talk to the press in case they ask him about that £5m?

The UK is the Watford FC of European countries

After that £5m gift you'd have thought Farage could afford to get dressed with the light on

Presumably the final chapter will be missing

No manners, but what a critic.

Even for this government, taking to Twitter to condemn riots organised on Twitter is just pathetic.

What's the betting Farage goes missing for a few days and sends out his lackeys Yusuf and Tice to say that the #FarageRiots are nothing to do with him?

What a stupid thing to say. There's no need to call an election so just tell Farage to do one when he starts moaning about calling one. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Norton defending Look Mum, No Talent: "It's not his world" Why not fucking enter someone whose world it is then? Maybe we wouldn't humiliate ourselves if we did. #Eurovision

And the EBU breathes a sigh of relief #Eurovision

Fuck you, Israel #Eurovision

Enter a total twat who's doing this for clicks, get zero points, finish last. What a shocker. #Eurovision

Yes, love, everyone voted for you for those reasons. #Eurovision

Yes, Graham, no one saw a girl with big tits doing well. #Eurovision

Norton is terrible at paying attention during the voting. Every fucking year. #eurovision

"Same procedure as every year" - goes over the heads of 99% of the UK #eurovision

Norton unable to recognise Brotherhood of Man. FFS. #eurovision

Has this Serbian guy come as The Master from the Doctor Who TVM? #eurovision

Bit of a long shot here, but I think Israel bombing the shit out of the Palestinians might have had something to do with it.

Do the SFA issue SPFL winners medals to the officials Celtic have had this season or do they have to come out of the club's allocation?

The FA Cup Final should be the final domestic game of the season. I might give them a pass for the play-offs but certainly no League games after it. If the Premier League don't like it then they can just not enter and save us all the boredom of the save few teams in the final year after year.

What a load of absolute bollocks

Fiona Bruce stood outside No. 10 for the Ten O'Clock News. Err...why? Does she expect Starmer to march out, tell her Streeting is a fucking weasel and then march back indoors?

The over-promoted Shabana Mahmood apparently telling Starmer to go just about sums up this shitshow. Whoever takes over she needs punting straight back to the back benches.

Farage: "Vote Reform, Get Starmer Out" The Parliamentary Labour Party: "Okay. Leave it to us." He can't be leader come the next General Election but this is just insane - a bunch of nobodies running to the media to get their face on TV before the next nobody gets there first.

Comedy gold response from the BBC in relation to my complaint about Chris Mason reporting on Farage's £5m "gift"

Oh god...the BBC have rolled out Kuenssberg. Bet she can't contain her excitement at the results.

Well if Farage says it's true, it must be true

Fuck off FIFA www.theguardian.com/football/202...

This idea can fuck right off. As can Infantino. www.goal.com/en/lists/for...

Because, of course, playing the US is Putin's job.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

If Trump dies, we need to send Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to the funeral. And hopefully they'd arrest him while he's over there.

Can we nail him up on a cross and see if he comes back on Sunday?

@chriso1.bsky.social I think I can guess your response to this www.itv.com/news/2026-03...