Dolphins fans at least have something to cling to this season.

I’m glad the commercial advertised Super Mario World as a little bit more realistic, since that’s why I play Mario games.

Hot Topic 2.

*Seeing some dude beat up some bad guys and fly away:* “By golly, he’s like some kind of super man!”

A Simpsons episode where Springfield is holding a lottery, and Mr. Burns uses his wealth to buy all the tickets, as the cost will be less than the jackpot. Mr. Burns has all his employees scratch off the tickets, but Homer winds up scratching the winning ticket and steals it.

I hate that it's come to this, but we've been unexpectedly hit with a big car repair, and we're kind of out of options. But I don't like asking for help without offering you *something*, so: Ask me anything in the message section, and I'll respond here with a *video* answer. ko-fi.com/geekcritique

I replayed Battle Network 6 since I loved that game as a kid, and I wanted to see how I’d feel about it today (though I was also just itching to play it again). I can confirm that it’s one of the real ones.

I like the part of The Dark Knight where the Joker drinks nothing because all the liquid spills out of the glass when he grabs it.

I’m one of the people who’s actually beaten all three Mother games.

So proud of her! 💜

W nd t gt rd f vwls.

Another year, another NFL season where my Fantasy team becomes a Death Note.

Hey everyone. A dear friend of mine recently was in a car accident and needs financial assistance as they recuperate. If you could donate to them, it would be so greatly appreciated. gofund.me/314265c43

[DELTARUNE SPOILERS] There is an interesting distinction between “DELTARUNE” and the “DELTA RUNE.” The latter (comprised of two words) is always used when referring to the symbol, and notably, when the LEGEND is relayed in Chapter 1, it is shown as two words. [SHORT THREAD]

I wound up meeting Deltarune’s producer several years ago, and I wish I had stayed in contact with him somehow so I could push my toilet flushing agenda.

Hey everyone. A dear friend of mine recently was in a car accident and needs financial assistance as they recuperate. If you could donate to them, it would be so greatly appreciated. gofund.me/314265c43

Things get scary when I manage to pull off a master plan in Mario Party.

Today is the 32nd anniversary of the best Sonic game!

Just got jumpscared at the store.

New Home is a copy of Home. New Home is monochrome. In the stream, someone is painting a house in New Home. We can, therefore, reasonably infer that New Home is 3D printed, and no one has gotten around to painting things yet until the print was done.

Word of advice: don’t.

The “Verse Sans” goal was reached, and I’m just imagining that, instead of his Genocide fight, it’ll be an entirely new encounter that has “Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans.”

Today, I’m gonna microwave authentic A5 Japanese Kobe beef! Make sure to serve with ketchup.

Tears of the Kingdom truly one of the greatest to ever do it.

Saw something about the big three indie game characters, and I didn’t see myself on there. I will be pursuing legal action.

My favorite thing about video game OSTs is the parts where it sounds like someone’s calling your name.

A ping pong ball cracked, and with a little bit of red sharpie, it is now 0 from Kirby.

Do you have to eat the cereal to understand the board game?

In ON, the sequel to OFF, you play as a character called The Putter, who goes around restoring the different Zones while wielding his trusty golf club.

Leaked screenshot from the upcoming livestream.

Cornifer but he hums “A DARK ZONE” from Deltarune.

Silksong is a very good game, but Hollow Knight is a *great* game.

They made this Direct to spite me specifically.

Me preparing trillions of poker chips for the tabletop version of Balatro.

There’s nothing quite like seeing a guy with a glorious mustache out in the wild.

“Unfortunately, my computer is slow and tends to get stuck on a single image,” he says gesturing to a framed photograph of Adele on his desk with a computer mouse taped by the cord to the back of the frame.

“Get an iPhone 15 on us,” the man murmured to himself as he convulsed on the floor.

Violent video games are not to blame for crime. Now yes, I did see that copy of Wii Fit mug a guy on the street once, but those are isolated incidents!

Sometimes I’ll just think about how incredible Citizen Kane is. Genuinely staggering the way it lives up to its pedigree.

I’m gonna be completely honest: even though I’m enjoying Silksong, I genuinely think I enjoyed the first one a decent amount more up to this point. The biggest thing for me is that it feels like Silksong isn’t valuing my time as much, which has led to some frustration.

*Doing a house tour.* “And this room here is where all the action happens!” *Opens door to reveal a mostly empty room with a CRT and a half-eaten sandwich in the middle of a carpeted floor.*

Callum’s Multistep Plan for Financial Success STEP 1: Check the FBI’s Most Wanted list. STEP 2: Stand on a random sidewalk by a city street. STEP 3: Hope one of the people who walks by is on the list. STEP 4: When (not if) one of them passes by, tackle and capture them. STEP 5: Big FBI payout.