I don’t remember who this is, so I can only reasonably assume that this is the real Noise gifting me Pizza Tower.

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What if Davey Wreden is actually the Don Hertzfeldt of video games?

Yes Mario.

Oh yeah, and I guess Conkdor is also there.

Y’all, Piantas and Whittles are gonna be in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

How does one choose the best dialogue options in real life to ensure a favorable path split?

Bad news for the centenarian Pragmata fans.

This is Ninja Gaiden II.

“I love Krabby Pat—“ “SPONGEBOB!!!”

Sometimes I feel forgotten. *Stares blankly at hands.*

People are talking about He-Man having pronouns, but no one is talking about how the filmmakers used the incorrect pronouns (it should be “HE/MAN”).

“My man.” *He goes in to dap his homie, only for Karl Marx to swoop in and take the dap.* Marx: “Our man.”

My passion project is really coming together. Seeing pieces fall into place just makes me so happy.

I like when people say my name over the phone because it reminds me that I exist.

A pair of work-issued headphones went missing, with the only remnant being the covers, left atop my computer. As I pondered what may have happened between when I left work last night and my arrival today, I looked over to the front doors to find that Benoit Blanc, in the flesh, was not there.

“I don’t like Italian food.” “Not even pizza?” “No.” “Not even pasta?” “No.” “Not even burgers?” “No.” “Why don’t you like burgers, they’re not even Italian?” “Can you buy burgers in Italy?” “I guess… uh, probably?” “Then it’s Italian food.”

Truth be told, I’ve wanted to be a writer on a Mother-inspired project for a long while. I kinda hope to have an opportunity to do that at some point.

Zelda II > Zelda 1

The year is 2126. The Dallas Cowboys have won their first Super Bowl in 130 years. The team wheels out Jerry Jones, who is attached to various machines and whose rough, pale skin is almost falling off his brittle bones. JJ then rejuvenates by sucking all the opposing players’ souls like Shang Tsung.

The Shadow Crystals making a SAVE point.

Jerry Jones said he wants to retire as the owner with the most Super Bowls, and I can only assume that is a part of the black magic that keeps him alive.

I feel like etiquette has gotten worse, because the amount of times people try talking to me while I’m on the phone is astounding.

Infinite Money Glitch Step 1. Create a great service. Step 2. Go public and ruin your service to appease investors. Step 3. Introduce a subscription service that reverts the dogshit changes and gives you the service as it was originally built.

His popular knapsack with many different locations.

Twinkle twinkle little BITCH Something something Abercrombie and Fitch

That guy begins 2026 by getting mugged. Anderson Cooper starts 2026 with a new wallet. The guy was right. Anderson Cooper’s 2026 will be alright.

CNN New Year’s “So how do you feel about 2026?” “I have a great feeling about 2026!” “You’ve said that every year for the past ten years, and every year, it’s been false.” And then Anderson Cooper punches the guy who said he had a good feeling about it and then steals his wallet to start 2026.

This year was the 40th anniversary of Super Mario Bros. That has nothing to do with how dogshit 2025 was, I just thought that was cool.

I like the part of the first Ace Attorney where Phoenix approaches a culprit with incriminating evidence and accuses him during an investigation like an idiot, only to then get punched in the face, lose the evidence, and get arrested.

Gaster.

I feel so lucky that I got to witness one of the best games of the entire season last night.

Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁 Dcember 2025 group drawing for my Patreon members, as thanks for supporting me all year. See if you can spot any familiar faces!

@protonjon.bsky.social A couple friends have egged me on to challenge you to a Ninja Gaiden race, so I guess I’m challenging you to a Ninja Gaiden race.

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I do hope the next 3D Zelda has at least one or two major dungeons that you can just stumble upon and do at any point if you find them early. That’s one element of the original Zelda that didn’t transfer over to Breath of the Wild. Just to be able to find a dungeon would be an awesome discovery!

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A YouTube thumbnail that incites riots.

I’m really glad Discord has decided to update me when my friends change their statuses or when things get pinned to channels. It’s real useful, especially because it’s inconsistent, and I really love how you can’t disable it. Thanks, Discord!