Slow it down. Force them to expend resources. Make their day longer. File lawsuits. File complaints. Protest. Hold signs. Spray a whole can of WD-40 on the serpentine belt from under the car (passenger side for 2WDs). Don't comply. Shout at them. Gum up the works. Because fuck them, that's why.

Sometimes, knowing the context of a certain part of history can be damning to your ability to love a show. I adore Deadwood. Love it. Inhale it. But I can't lie to myself & pretend Wild Bill Hickock & Charlie Utter (& probably Jane) were anything other than 19th century social media influencers.

Great comprehension. So, something like: Orange... Poopypants... Idiot... Tariff... Loser?

I want to reiterate: I will only marry a woman who has: - Been everywhere - Crossed the desert's bare - Breathed the mountain air - Been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma, Bangor, & Baltimore.

Tired: Whatever the fuck that dude said below. Wired: I will def marry a woman who: - Can slide to the left - Can take it back y'all - One hop this time - Right foot let's stomp - Left foot let's stomp - Cha-cha real smooth - Turn it out - To the left - Take it back now, y'all - One hop this time

Me watching the Trial of the Seven as Dunk finally closed the distance with Prince Chippy McPrinceface:

I want this to be good news. I really do. However... This and similar policies are designed to green light administrators to pre-comply (sans pushback) & shutter programs they quietly want to shutter, while letting the D. of Ed be the 'bad guys' FOR them ("They MADE us do it").

The Pussygrab Dolls

Add a word, ruin a movie. Reign of Fire Ants.

Sure, he does it, its "cute". My dad does it, and suddenly my siblings and I have two Christmases. SMH.

POV Macbeth, sitting quietly in his castle, as Birnam Wood crosses the field.

I'm apparently in the dead space north of the Blue Magellanic cluster! Hello nebula neighbors!

Maybe admitting "If I can fill a bowl with my own putrid shit every day, and an actual writer wastes a whole 6 months just writing some dumb novel, then I win, losers!" Isn't the glorious takedown she thinks it is...

Well ain't this here Keep on the Borderlands a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!

A summary: 1. Say 'pwetty pwease' before killing anyone. 2. CBP may only call a woman a 'fucking bitch' once per encounter. 3. ICE must have starched collars. 4. Training must include a brief clip of Schumer looking concerned. ... chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

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Fuck this guy. As I said earlier, full-scale tribunals are the compromise position. The alternative is more colorful, &, in the case of people who kick puppies, far more satisfying. Also, what is up with LEOs & Republicans in general hating dogs? From Drumpf on down its all dog hate...

Not defunding. Not additional training. Not disbandment of DHS. At this point, the Compromise Position™ is full-scale tribunals for these animals. For fucks' sake - what legal recourse does entrapping those who follow the rules allow people?

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings, but it's the SAME angel. She's covered in wings now and would appreciate it if you'd stop.

In 2018, on my way back from the desert, my unit and 3 other full planes (~700 service members) were stopped at Shannon Airport for more than 2 days. We were told (at that time) that was the reason was mechanical; believable when you look up the fly-by-night contractors they use for MIL flights...

It needs to be understood - when a Republican says 'work with us', they do not mean find common ground, negotiate, compromise. They mean 'SURRENDER to us'. Before you say that's hyperbole, please see the actual results of every single GOP quote about 'working with us' over the last 15 years.

So, let me try to figure out this huge shocker: A technology purposefully designed from the ground up for shady payments to criminal organizations helped do bad stuff? Whaaaaa?

JD Vance really, really liked this guy, too. Its a shame.

Mmmm... spread them 'Bama cheeks a little more....

Anytime I see people just now awakening to where we are in 2026, I remember this quote from Parenti: “You will have no sensation of a leash around your neck if you sit by the peg. It is only when you stray that you feel the restraining tug.” ~ Michael Parenti

GM: So what are you playing? Me: My guy's a big, burly halberd fighter. Going with a very offensive build. A real late medieval badass. Low-fantasy, just a hardcore killer. GM: Cool, so like an actual gritty, realistic soldier? Nice, I can totally picture him! Me: We're on the same page. My guy:

Hey, little pro-tip for everyone here: If you cut or smash your finger, and you wear a ring on said cut/smashed/pureed/eviscerated finger... Take the fuckin' ring off immediately. As in while the blood is leaking. Wounds tend to swell, and wounds to the fingers like to swell more angrily.

I lost a friend group of 20+ years because of their support for fascism & hate. It was strange, seeing a group of punk and goth 90's kids change that much. I moved across the country shortly after high school, and really only chatted online or via brief phone calls and text groups afterwards.

This is your friendly hag checkpoint. Post your best witchy images or suffer her baleful glare!

Vie, Lucius! I rolled foramen mediocris magnitudinis, and needed foramen magnum to pass. Once again, the gods shove mutinium in my culus.

A few years ago, during the previous admin, I worked for DHS and helped research and draft the Strategic Intelligence Assessment on domestic extremists. Guess what our 'worst case scenarios' brushed on when it came to hate groups infiltrating federal law enforcement?

Slightly diminish a game: Baldur's Gait

When that quiet morning arrives, And phones buzz shore to shore, And each of us, chanting, cries, "The fucker is no more!" We should not move quiet to resume our lives. We must scream out! Rise up in praise! We make them hear our jubilant cries. And force them to bear our wrathful gaze!

I dare say tribunals may now be edging towards the "moderate" position.

People need to stop confusing non-violent protest movements with a lack of violence from the oppressors. THEY will hurt people. Kill people. THEIR violence is, sadly, the point, & its the contrast between the two, forced into the faces of the American public, that weakens the oppressor's grip.

Of all the media I've ever seen or read depicting the aftermath of a battle, the Non Nobis Domine scene from Brannagh's Henry V is still the most powerful. Ruin, waste, anger, weariness, and the terrible cost. Most films breeze over this part. Beautiful & terrifying. youtu.be/ZmYcpUtvR9U?...

Excuse me, I've got to go mow my YASSS...

Will no one warn these poor tourists that Emirikol the Chaotic roams these streets! Run, you fools!

While any opportunity to remove Nancy Mace from public office (& sight) is a plus, replacing her with a much more qualified candidate, AND an actual veteran, AND who apparently intimidated Drunky McHegseth is just.... chef's kiss! abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...

In Iraq in the summer of 2007, Brits guarded the small, tucked away compound at Basrah COB where I worked. They manned the gate from a close clustering of T-walls, sandbags, and hesco barriers. One night, just after I drove through, a massive rocket landed in a nearby break area.

There is no war in Bai Sing Se. Iceland, maybe, but not Bai Sing Se.

Al Gore was actually saying "Boo-urns", people. Come on. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

"Most of you would probably be speaking German now." Said by an illiterate rube to a crowd. In Switzerland... Tens of millions of you morons voted for *this*.

If you voted for this, fuck you, but I welcome you to change your mind. If you didn't vote at all, fuck you x2, and I hope you understand you're just as responsible for this as MAGA. If you use Bluesky to spew doomer-ism nonsense (he'll never leave office; we can't win) fuck you infinity plus one.

Iceland enters the chat. Alright friends, sorry I'm late. Is there anything I should know before we begin?