sorry i’ll never be her

millie bobby brown is a shit actress there I said it tell ur friends

would suck a nasty dick for some pecan pie rn

tequila soda cuz i’m on a cleanse

gays holding hands leaving the eagle singing “because I blew you” à la wicked send tweet

sorry i’ll never be her😭

eating my campbells with the 3D printed chicken

fortnite chapter 7 graphics look insaaaaane🥵

idk how else to say it but if you wear those rayban meta glasses, you’re a fed sorry

who and me🥺

deleted pokémon go

wine drunk on my cruise ship balcony listening to kacey musgraves

Jenshallah🙏

the fact that this is an ACTUAL road in the state of wisconsin😭

concrete4kids

the way i’ve never seen Cars

my salad is chopped😔

when it’s my turn in the chipotle line

the algorithm bringing me content the moment I come online

delulu mode on fortnite was the closest we’ll ever get to world peace

the way you can just tell that sawyer hemsley hunts humans for sport

it come with eywa, it come with eywa

me when it’s low 80’s in LATE September in the midwest

I started looking for evidence

subscription based capitalism makes me want to live with chickens and bees in the woods

там нет ничего не мощнее чем когда у гея новая прическа💇🏼‍♀️

cancelled my spotify

them: “you better not be white cardi b when we get there” me:

I need to know from @heathergay.bsky.social about what’s going to happen inside the church after Sawyer’s announcement🍪

I’m not saying there’s a caste system in America— but if you’re a Labubu person, you’re working class

Kim Davis you will always be famous💖

my favorite part of corporate culture is when companies create completely fake and never-before-seen titles for C-suite executives just to create an opening for their bestie

this new season of Fortnite got me like🐛🐜🐞🪲🪳🐛🐞🪲🐛🦟😭😭😭

POV you’re at obi-wan’s summer cottage on Naboo

who up dipping they triple rn😔

can y’all watch her while I go smoke

can y’all watch her while I go smoke

how I be looking at amazon after I select No Rush shipping for my $3 digital credit

okay but what about my big beautiful bussy

me: *googles how to spell Lourve*

those nuns in Ireland were really out there like😭

right now jasperAI is cranking out internal comms at the DoD about nukes😭

WELCOME TO MY WORLD—PRINCESS OF POWER🎶🎶

pov you’re TSA and I’m next in line

I’m so fucking scared rn