Jecker
@jecker.bsky.social
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Doing the Grizzco Roller trick and ᵍᵒᵒᵈᵇʸᵉ ᵇᵒᵒʸᵃʰᵎ
#splatoon
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about 14 hours ago
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Bird of the day: Mourning Dove Look how cute and soft she looks! The only big bird who visits that doesn’t stand directly in the seed.
13 days ago
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When I was in Jr High I had a Mad Magazine t-shirt I got from K-Mart and I loved it so much but I was embarrassed to tell people I got it at K-Mart. Then one time a bird pooped on it and then it had a green stain forever.
14 days ago
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Possibly controversial, but I like the Spotify icon.
14 days ago
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Bird of the Day: Anna’s Hummingbird (x3!)
17 days ago
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Me monitoring the weather while saying things like “oh it’s really coming down out there!” and “but we needed this rain”.
17 days ago
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New employee: “my partner” Me: *please be gay I need a gay coworker* New employee: *shows me a picture of his lady* Me: ok so he’s just a cool woke guy, I will take it.
17 days ago
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What is my body lacking if I am suddenly craving liquid Jell-O? Like the warm juice before it sets.
19 days ago
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Last night I dreamed I was in an old west situation where I had to make a sign and needed a “cowboy” font like this. Once I was done I walked around town saying “There’s a new serif in town now” point at myself wearing a badge, vest, and hat.
20 days ago
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Today my dog dropped a single pea down the living room air vent.
23 days ago
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Bird of the day: House Finch
#birdbuddy
29 days ago
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I am on week two of Invisalign and I’m at the part where I am acknowledging that that the first two days after changing my trays really suck and that the next 47 or so weeks will be the same.
about 1 month ago
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Goldfinch! Love these guys.
#birdbuddy
#birds
about 1 month ago
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Please enjoy this sassy mourning dove who visited my feeder today.
about 1 month ago
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At the cheap grocery store (Winco) and a candy bar is $1.68?! Also the large cafe bustelo is $24! This was $12 right before Covid. Prices are wild.
about 1 month ago
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No, this is a 6 page document i'm sure i can handle reading it myself thank you.
2 months ago
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Rolycoly is my Rocky.
#Pokopia
#ProjectHailMary
2 months ago
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I got an Xteink X4 ereader a couple months ago and it’s good and I recommend it. Tiny books.
2 months ago
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3 months ago
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Butts.
#pokopia
3 months ago
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My ZL button is going out on my Switch 2 which makes me sad but it is still under warranty. Having to buy one to get me by while it get fixed sucks but whatever. Gotta play Splatoon.
3 months ago
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We couldn’t go to the Nick Offerman show last weekend so I sold our tickets to a coworker and he gifted me one of the signed photos he got in this amazing frame.
3 months ago
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Christmas Eve cheese snack! 🧀
5 months ago
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This does not appear to be available to watch ANYWHERE and I am devastated.
5 months ago
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OMG FINALLY OVEREATERS
#fallout76
6 months ago
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“Made the really loud bird in Grasslands quieter” 🤣
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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Me, an English major, trying not be offended when asking my coworker if she’s reading any good books right now and she says “Yes, ‘Crime & Punishment’, have you heard of it?”
7 months ago
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Ooooh it’s been a minute since I opened my
#animalcrossing
island!
#ACNH
7 months ago
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I need a sweater with those little leather elbow pads.
7 months ago
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Tried to get a bear cup at Starbucks this morning. My store only got 6 apparently and they said people were waiting outside to get them when they opened, though the barista tried to joke that she’d bought them all but that did not land well.
7 months ago
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There's a lot of facial hair excitement happening at work this week. Two guys started growing beards, one guy suddenly has a bushy mustache, and another shaved his beard totally off and looks like a baby. Working with so many men is fascinating.
7 months ago
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My coworker got me a tiny bucket 🥺
7 months ago
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Facetiming with sister and nephew Sister: "Look how big he is now! How tall are you?" Nephew: "Six Seven" Me: 😑
7 months ago
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Trying to top our full-size candy bars from last Halloween 🎃
7 months ago
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Used Xbox LFG to farm the bio-thresher omega in
#Borderlands4
for a new Truck last night and I had 3 different people join with modded gear who were one-shotting the boss. That fight is super annoying with the shields but come on, I turned off PC crossplay to avoid this garbage.
@borderlands.2k.com
7 months ago
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Got a fish shirt.
7 months ago
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Took about 20 rifts to get the Skully
#borderlands4
💀
7 months ago
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Earlier this week my coworker was just walking around all day drinking a quart of egg nog.
7 months ago
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My lost loot machine actually grabbed a legendary!
#borderlands4
7 months ago
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FedEx chatbot is the stupidest chatbot. Remarkable that they can get my package across the country overnight but can’t answer my silly little question.
7 months ago
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Butternut squash soup for dinner! 🍂
8 months ago
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Lmao
8 months ago
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Me when I’m overstimulated and irritated by sounds.
#fallout76
8 months ago
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Younger coworker: Insists that “rips ass” means something is very cool and good. Me and other slightly older coworker: 🤨
8 months ago
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This is so dumb because this guy is eating a whole burger meal which is more delicious than your freeze dried food. Other dumb things about it but that’s the dumbest.
8 months ago
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My dad mostly discusses sports with me via iOS stickers.
8 months ago
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See you later?!
#borderlands4
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8 months ago
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Mediocre Maurice offerings for me this week 🫤 Anyone have a Wombo Combo??
#borderlands4
8 months ago
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You cannot sway me with your rewards points!
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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Set up recurring donations to
@npr.org
and
@pbs.org
with the money I saved by dropping down my
@gamepass.xbox.com
subscription.
8 months ago
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