Doing the Grizzco Roller trick and ᵍᵒᵒᵈᵇʸᵉ ᵇᵒᵒʸᵃʰᵎ #splatoon

Bird of the day: Mourning Dove Look how cute and soft she looks! The only big bird who visits that doesn’t stand directly in the seed.

When I was in Jr High I had a Mad Magazine t-shirt I got from K-Mart and I loved it so much but I was embarrassed to tell people I got it at K-Mart. Then one time a bird pooped on it and then it had a green stain forever.

Possibly controversial, but I like the Spotify icon.

Bird of the Day: Anna’s Hummingbird (x3!)

Me monitoring the weather while saying things like “oh it’s really coming down out there!” and “but we needed this rain”.

New employee: “my partner” Me: *please be gay I need a gay coworker* New employee: *shows me a picture of his lady* Me: ok so he’s just a cool woke guy, I will take it.

What is my body lacking if I am suddenly craving liquid Jell-O? Like the warm juice before it sets.

Last night I dreamed I was in an old west situation where I had to make a sign and needed a “cowboy” font like this. Once I was done I walked around town saying “There’s a new serif in town now” point at myself wearing a badge, vest, and hat.

Today my dog dropped a single pea down the living room air vent.

Bird of the day: House Finch #birdbuddy

I am on week two of Invisalign and I’m at the part where I am acknowledging that that the first two days after changing my trays really suck and that the next 47 or so weeks will be the same.

Goldfinch! Love these guys. #birdbuddy #birds

Please enjoy this sassy mourning dove who visited my feeder today.

At the cheap grocery store (Winco) and a candy bar is $1.68?! Also the large cafe bustelo is $24! This was $12 right before Covid. Prices are wild.

No, this is a 6 page document i'm sure i can handle reading it myself thank you.

Rolycoly is my Rocky. #Pokopia #ProjectHailMary

I got an Xteink X4 ereader a couple months ago and it’s good and I recommend it. Tiny books.

Butts. #pokopia

My ZL button is going out on my Switch 2 which makes me sad but it is still under warranty. Having to buy one to get me by while it get fixed sucks but whatever. Gotta play Splatoon.

We couldn’t go to the Nick Offerman show last weekend so I sold our tickets to a coworker and he gifted me one of the signed photos he got in this amazing frame.

Christmas Eve cheese snack! 🧀

This does not appear to be available to watch ANYWHERE and I am devastated.

OMG FINALLY OVEREATERS #fallout76

“Made the really loud bird in Grasslands quieter” 🤣

Me, an English major, trying not be offended when asking my coworker if she’s reading any good books right now and she says “Yes, ‘Crime & Punishment’, have you heard of it?”

Ooooh it’s been a minute since I opened my #animalcrossing island! #ACNH

I need a sweater with those little leather elbow pads.

Tried to get a bear cup at Starbucks this morning. My store only got 6 apparently and they said people were waiting outside to get them when they opened, though the barista tried to joke that she’d bought them all but that did not land well.

There's a lot of facial hair excitement happening at work this week. Two guys started growing beards, one guy suddenly has a bushy mustache, and another shaved his beard totally off and looks like a baby. Working with so many men is fascinating.

My coworker got me a tiny bucket 🥺

Facetiming with sister and nephew Sister: "Look how big he is now! How tall are you?" Nephew: "Six Seven" Me: 😑

Trying to top our full-size candy bars from last Halloween 🎃

Used Xbox LFG to farm the bio-thresher omega in #Borderlands4 for a new Truck last night and I had 3 different people join with modded gear who were one-shotting the boss. That fight is super annoying with the shields but come on, I turned off PC crossplay to avoid this garbage. @borderlands.2k.com

Got a fish shirt.

Took about 20 rifts to get the Skully #borderlands4 💀

Earlier this week my coworker was just walking around all day drinking a quart of egg nog.

My lost loot machine actually grabbed a legendary! #borderlands4

FedEx chatbot is the stupidest chatbot. Remarkable that they can get my package across the country overnight but can’t answer my silly little question.

Butternut squash soup for dinner! 🍂

Lmao

Me when I’m overstimulated and irritated by sounds. #fallout76

Younger coworker: Insists that “rips ass” means something is very cool and good. Me and other slightly older coworker: 🤨

This is so dumb because this guy is eating a whole burger meal which is more delicious than your freeze dried food. Other dumb things about it but that’s the dumbest.

My dad mostly discusses sports with me via iOS stickers.

See you later?! #borderlands4

Mediocre Maurice offerings for me this week 🫤 Anyone have a Wombo Combo?? #borderlands4

You cannot sway me with your rewards points!

Set up recurring donations to @npr.org and @pbs.org with the money I saved by dropping down my @gamepass.xbox.com subscription.