Let me make one thing clear. The right wants to claim Alysa Liu because they love sexualizing young women… the younger they look the better.

After two hours of intense roboting, I was parched.

Those chocolate covered marshmallows that are shaped like Santa.

I grew up in such close proximity that Cooper Dejean appears in my “people you may know” on Facebook.

Has Matthew Broderick ever met with the family of that Irish mother/daughter he killed?

Hold up now…

Sam Darnold standing on the stage in about an hour and a half.

Christian Gonzalez man. Can he play QB for the Pats too?

Who would’ve thought an offensive line with Garrett Bradbury as the center would suck ass?

Oh to be a man made out of pringles.

Absolutely pathetic showing from this offense.

The inability of the patriots to get Darnold on the ground is the reason they’re gonna lose.

Solid show. That it pissed off the worst people I know made that even more fantastic.

CJ HAM MENTIONED!!!

We don’t need to make Andy Cohen a thing outside of his niche. Thank you though!

Things the Seahawks have that the Vikings don’t 1. A good line 2. Competent run game 3. Coaching staff that utilizes strengths and disguises weaknesses.

Why did Emily Blunt do that to her face?

If the Vikings go back to Kirk I will not watch them until he’s gone again. Definition of insanity.

Look, I’m the biggest PFF hater on the planet but there’s not a front office in the league that doesn’t utilize it to some degree. We knew Kwesi was an analytics guy… of course he used it. It’s really not earth shattering news.

I know the odds of it actually happening are zero… but you need to throw everything and the kitchen sink at the Bengals for Joe Burrow.

I gotta say… it’s pretty bold for right wing influencers to just straight up deny that Trump is in the files when he’s mentioned more than Jesus was in the Bible.

“Girls FTW” -Elon Musk

Its a bit annoying that Kevin O’Connell, who preached collaboration with Kwesi and, make no mistake about it, LOVED & handpicked JJ McCarthy, is completely escaping taking any responsibility.

The worst person you know is celebrating the Kwesi news (it was the right decision).

Now Kevin O’Connell too? Please…

The Vikings have still yet to hire a legitimate run game coordinator. It’s been 4 years of a middling run game from a so called “offensive genius”.

They call any and all protesters “paid” but have to pay people to sit through their shitty propaganda doc… “every accusation” etc etc…

She fucking HATED him… holy shit. 🤣 I’ve already theorized that the kids aren’t theirs and this honestly confirms it to me.

Todd Monken might be the least inspired coaching hire I’ve ever seen from any franchise ever.

It was always the Vikings and Kevin O’Connell being incapable of breaking through.

If I’m Zygi Wilf I’m calling Kwesi and Kevin O’Connell right now and informing them that we’re moving on. They cannot build or coach a team to where they need to be.

That was the worst defensive gameplan that I’ve ever had the displeasure to witness.

“The Rams get to Darnold”

Chris Shula is going to get a head coaching job and he should be fired for this performance.

I don’t know what the fuck Chris Shulas gameplan was but it didn’t fucking work.

Broncos fans watching Stafford shovel it behind him to Puka.

If Jared Verse was gonna suck ass in a playoff game against Darnold why did it have to be this one?

“The Rams get to Darnold”

No blitzes at all that entire drive and they get absolutely picked apart. Shula must have an introductory press conference to get to.

You have to send 5 at him. You cannot give him all day to throw.

The Rams HAVE to blitz on this drive. You’ve shown that you can’t cover JSN anyway so you might as well try to force some ill-timed throws.

“The Rams get to Darnold”

I don’t get how NOBODY goes with Smith-Njigba.

wut…

“And the Rams get to Darnold.”

First candidate that says they’ll prosecute every single member of this administration will get my vote. Nothing else truly matters at this point. They need to be made an example of.

Oh so Seattle’s just getting away with shit. Cool beans.

Lmao. Barner was more guilty of a PI than the corner. 🤣