When I tell you I am exhausted, I mean I could quite literally finish work now and transport myself straight into bed. But I need to go shopping because I didn’t get chance at the weekend 😭

When did we start with the yassification of Hot Cross Buns? We don’t need a caramelised biscuit filled hot cross bun that oozes out everywhere, or a chilli one, or any of the other 500 weird concoctions. A simple, traditional hot cross bun - toasted, with butter - is all you need tbqh.

£12 for general admission. Prices to never be seen again!

Jessie J’s debut album, Who You Are, turns 15 this year, and I was going through some old photos. I can’t for the life of me remember what phone I had at the time but check out the state of these photos from her first tour 😂

Honestly, it makes your nudes even hotter when I can see you’ve had the awareness to label it yourself.

Look at these cuties though! You know when you just KNOW you’re meant for another life but you ended up in the wrong universe? Somewhere out there I’m living my best life on a farm with loads of livestock that I can love on every day. A dream.

My sister came over with the kids this afternoon and we went to the farm, came back and had domino’s for dinner, and as much as I enjoy it, I now remember why I never eat it. God I feel so uncomfortable after it.

Just… like… how is it Sunday evening again?

I take it back. I’ll take every bad thing I’ve ever said about Evri back if they get this to me before I leave to leave at 4 and it doesn’t have to be sat on my doorstep until I get back. What do we reckon my chances are?

About to start a new book this afternoon. My TBR is overflowing. I’ve whittled it down to these 3. Someone wanna pick for me? The Will of the Many - James Islington There are Rivers in the Sky - Elif Shafak The Puzzle Wood - Rosie Andrew’s #BookSky 📚

“Order before 9pm for next day delivery” Me: *orders at 2pm* Evri: “guess what! We have your parcel right here at your local depot but we’re probably not going to send it out today. BYEEEEE”

I’d better get back to reading Shift before this returns!

Stan culture is *out of hand* in some corners of the internet. I saw someone say they didn’t like Harry Styles’ new album and they’ve got BULLIED with people commenting on their hair line, how they look, their appearance etc… all because they had the free will to say don’t like the album? Wild!

Sadly, not being fired altogether. He’s keeping her around which tells you he did know about that ad spend, despite saying he didn’t.

“Her loved ones are going to come up with an overdue needed plan”. She probably does need some help and support, but it’s because of the trauma caused BY the conservatorship she was in to start with, and that money hungry family of hers. She doesn’t need them anywhere near her!

Today it’s ’everyone say sausage’. Tomorrow it’s ‘everyone show sausage’ 🤭

God I didn’t realise just how many of you gays had a Switch 2. I’m so jealous. #Pokopia #PokemonPokopia

Pokopia this. Pokopia that. *Cries in Switch 1* Yeah Nintendo, you can shove it up your ass.

Can we all just collectively agree to stop posting screenshots of conversations on The Apps™️ ? Like if you’re not interested, end the conversation, block them, move on. I’ve just seen a screenshot someone posted of a conversation, pfp still visible, basically outing the guy they were messaging…

President Obama lives rent free in Donald Trump’s head, doesn’t he? Trump can’t seem to get through a speech without trying to aim some sort of childish spat at Obama.

I’ve been stood in the kitchen for the past 15 minutes scrolling through Bluesky and Instagram because I just don’t have the energy to cook dinner 🙈

Monday. 🛁

Looking for a new electric toothbrush and I am SHOCKED at the price of some of them!

More fool me for buying a house that has street parking instead of a drive but there’s SO much space for basically 2 houses. Some guy who lives 2 streets over parks his enterprise van here, next door have FOUR vehicles, and I struggle to park me one (1) singular car. I get so enraged about it.

I don’t think I’ve heard anything by Rosalía before, but I absolutely loved her performance at the BRITs last night. So much so I stuck LUX on this morning and I kinda love it???

Had a brilliant time at the Brits tonight! V nice surprise to see Dua Lipa turn up

I need a pat on the back for my self restraint to be quite honest. I adulted and cooked myself something.

When I heard the snippet of Nightingale Lane this week I was like ‘WHY is this a single?’ but oh my GOD it’s SO FUCKING STUNNING! RAYE, what a woman you are!

Lay in the bath debating whether to find something in the freezer to cook, or order myself a little takeaway 🥹

Seeing lots of hype about Devil Wears Prada 2. Is it real hype or is it nostalgia? Do I watch the first one?, is what I’m asking

Went out to work at 6:45am this morning. Got back home at about 6pm to find that it… wasn’t cold when I walked in. Well, readers… that’s because I forgot to turn the mf heating off before I left for work. I AM DISTRAUGHT 😭

Ok so i’m going to be a hater. One of my least favourite genres of men is those who post videos of them pulling up their trousers but holding them in a way that it looks like their ass is too big to fit And it’s like, babe… I can see the waist band crumpled up in your hand. It isn’t THAT big bb.

My current source of Vitamin D is listening to Most Wanted by Leigh-Anne, whilst imagining sitting by a pool, drink a mojito. Lawd the production on this song has such a holiday vibeeeee to it! P.S: the whole album is so so good. Go stream.

Obsessed with Julia on TikTok. Need her to do long form content because I’d legit just watch an hour of her talking shit

I think I was over tired and being dramatic. Very unlike me 😶🥴

You know what I hate? That I work for a company where people are distributed between London and Manchester, and when there’s an away day or a compulsory get together, it’s always in London. Then the sighs starts if you can’t make it.

Sunday Scaries are really kicking my butt today. Meh.

Why is it so hard to think of something to do for lunch throughout the week? Dinner: easy. Breakfast: easy. Lunch my brain stops working.

Need the TL to stop showing me videos of Punch the Monkey, because I don’t have the mental strength to keep seeing that little monkey sad 😭😭

I was made aware of Punch, the lonely monkey, in Japan today and omg… I would give anything for this cute little monkey and his stuffed surrogate mother 😭

Started taking magnesium and zinc supplements before bed and I do think it’s helping me sleep better. But god I’ve been waking up feeling so groggy in a morning.

I hate that Manchester Airport has removed the pay barriers on the way out and you now have to pay for drop off online within 24 hours. Some people (ahem) forget to do it and are now going to get landed with a £60 fine.

Just used my last Biscuit Tea teabag. I forgot to get some when I went shopping yesterday. Rookie error. Day ruined.

Hacks (the TV series)… recommend / don’t recommend?? Before I dive in.

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There’s cleaning and tidying, and then there’s ’people coming over’ cleaning and tidying.

Randomly got forcefully logged out of the Bsky all, but got to see the cute new splash screen.

Time for another rewatch bébé!

What a colossal (not to be confused with colostrum) waste of everyone’s time. Has a single person ever got confused thinking it’s oat flavoured cow’s milk or something? They’ll be coming for plant based chicken next because it’s not an actual meaty chicken.

Isn’t this just… you know what, I’m not even going there.