Clocked the camera man didn’t I? 😂 I still can’t even believe this happened tbh.

Kinda gutted that this part of the holiday is over with. Long 6 hour drive back to Cape Town today for the last few days before home on Saturday 😭 Do you ever just experience SO MUCH in such a short space of time you’re like… did that even happen?

Ok well might as well pack up and come home because I’m never topping this 🐘

Also I’ve just been to a Wimpey’s, and I felt like I stepped back in time by about 40 years as soon as I stepped foot in the place. I didn’t know they still existed.

I’m genuinely going to really miss this place. Had the most relaxing awe-inducing 3 days, and it was worth every penny.

I didn’t think it could get any better… and then it did??? Being able to get out of the car and be around the giraffes was… mind blowing 🦒

😍🐘

I don’t know why I’m always surprised at this time of year at how few people tend to use Apple Music…

😍🐧 #CapeTown

So I’ve only been in South Africa for 2 days, but I’ve very quickly learned that nobody understands a word I’m saying.

So how would this work if they won an election? Surely there has to be a single leader at some point. Who would be PM?* *Hypothetically speaking of course because this would never happen in a million years.

Good morning from Cape Town

Manchester -> Munich… success. Now just an abysmal 5 hour wait in Munich Airport until the next flight. ✈️

Manchester -> Munich… success. Ow just an abysmal 5 hour wait in Munich Airport until the next flight. ✈️

Not sure I’m well prepared for 24 hours of travelling to be quite honest huns.

Oh guess who is flying on an A320 to Munich (or meant to be) tomorrow morning. Hehehehehehehehehehehe MEEE! Thoughts and prayers my flight isn’t cancelled or delayed.

Went to get a passport photo done this morning and can someone tell me why these machines always do you dirty? Also £10 for 4 passport sized photos!! Shocking.

What do you mean it’s my last day in work for just over 2 weeks??? Let it be 5pm already!

I don’t want to see or hear a SINGLE thing until Saturday thank you very much

*SCREAM*

My inbox at the moment. FLOODED.

There’s this personal trainer I follow on Instagram and he’s been getting increasingly more toxic with his reels, to the point where I’ve had to unfollow him. He’s a Karen with abs… and if you don’t have abs you’re a weak lazy cunt who will achieve nothing in life🤮 Unfollowed. Get in the bin 🚮

I forgot what the house looks like empty and painted back to white walls. I’m going to miss this silly little house 😢

Me in a weeeeeekkkk!

Foggy one today!

After the past 3 days of scrubbing the house I’m moving out of from top to bottom, cleaning every inch of it… I take my hat off to cleaners who do this day in, day out. Why when you move all your furniture out does your house suddenly look like you’ve never taken a duster or mop to it?

Andy Burnham rather touchy this morning when asked about the leadership challenge. You know he’s definitely thought about it…

Well if it isn’t AWS, it’s Cloudflare…

Ooohhhh isn’t she purrrdy?

Got this week off work. Jealous, you may be. What am I doing? I hear you ask.. Well I’m going back to the old house to scrub it from top to bottom. Absolutely nothing to be envious of 😭

Friday. My favourite day on this silly little app. Can’t put my finger on why though… 😳

TIL that Alexa doesn’t do anything locally? Like I can’t even set a timer because the internet isn’t reachable??

I go on holiday in 2.5 weeks, and with everything that has been going on I’m… not even looking forward to it? Not in a ‘I don’t want to go’ way, just a… I’ve not even had the chance to look forward to it. Not had chance to THINK.

Some… choices were definitely made on the paint choice in this bedroom by the previous owner.

“Siri, play Bandaids by Katy Perry” *Here’s Birthday by Katy Perry* “Ugh Siri play Bandaids by Katy Perry” *Now Playing Band Aid ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’* … “Siri play That’s Showbiz Baby by Jade” *Heres Secret Love Song ft Jason Derulo by Little Mix* FUCK OFF SIRI!

Omgggg house purchase has completed! It’s all done! God it has been a long ol’ process. 🏡 🍾

Has anyone else noticed an increase in these types of ‘Oops - we made a mistake’ type emails? Is it the fact that whoever is sending them just doesn’t bother to proofread? Or is it a marketing ploy to get people to open the emails if they get 2 instead of 1?

Sainsbury’s were having trouble with contactless yesterday. I had to try 5 times before it’d accept payment and not error out. As I left the store the money fell back into my bank as a refund. I thought I was winning until… the money just came back out 😢 damn 😂

He can never not be tacky, can he?

Contracts have been exchanged! There’s no going back now. Am I relieved? Happy? I actually don’t know how I feel. I feel like I’ve got a rush of adrenaline pumping through my body and I’m like OH MY GOD WHAT NOW!

This quote from Jason Zada, the founder and Chief Creative Officer of Secret Level - the company behind the ad - is shocking and quite chilling, actually. Effectively, you’re just another hater on the internet if you disagree. Worried for your career? Stop complaining and submit.

Unfortunately, we can’t get away from the fact that AI is here. It isn’t going anywhere. BUT it doesn’t mean we need to submit to it in this way. For a multi-billion dollar company, the blasé attitude is interesting. I wonder how much they saved doing it with AI than with real creatives?

Babes, why you still letting fireworks off at this time? Let me sleep.

Gone boujee for tonight’s jacket potato filling lads

I know comprehension isn’t everyone’s best trait, but it’s clear enough from this post that the ‘dislike’ button isn’t going to be a publicly viewable count. It’s not going to piss people off, it’s just going to allow you to control what you see less of in your timeline.

JESSICA LANGE IS BACK? OMGGGGG. This is big. Look at that cast! Kinda makes me think it could be the end though seeing that they’ve managed to get everyone back together… #AmericanHorrorStory

I only ever drink Skimmed milk, but I picked up some whole milk this weekend as I needed it for a recipe, and I’ve been having what’s left of it in my tea, and oh my god WHAT A TREAT.

How Alan Carr has made it to the final of The Traitors is astounding 😂 I’m glad he has, he deserves it. He’s played it incredibly. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

I go to South Africa in 4 weeks and I’ve still got primarily 4 stone to lose. It’s going to be a rough month…

1 week to go! I will (hopefully) be completing at some point next Friday 🤞🏼