Burial bought the wrong sized phone cable recently, but not to worry. He put a lentil inside the charging port then ran it under the tap, causing the lentil to expand, widening the port so his cable could now do him proud. Burial recommends lentils

Burial says: if you put food in the attic, your dog will climb the ladder to get it. If you put food in Holland, your dog will go down the travel agents. They know food and they love food

He’s on the same team as Björk at the pub quiz

Burial says: if you cut me I bleed tranquility

He has a cat called B&Q

He once took a pizza through customs, they were cool with it being hand luggage as it was less than 100ml

Burial says: if your friend breaks his nose, use a non-toxic marker when you sign his cast

Burial fact: he is 20 years old

His favourite method of popping bubblewrap is the chinese burn

While sleeping his gravity inverts and he wakes up on the ceiling

LP3's delays are due to burial sinking into a deep depression due to finding out bunniez is not a real drug. Scientific research on this is taking priority over curing cancer.

Bunniez is named after the fictional "bunny weed" that burial thought was real. Look out for the sample "bun that shit!"

Bunniez is dropping on XL soon but not today because Burial does not want to commemorate Hitler's birthday

He's chowing down on some homemade eggibles to celebrate easter 4/20

He sometimes performs reggae covers under the name Jah of Mayonnaise

Actress and Mattress have similar qualities because end of the day you’re sleeping on them

Actress has been in lots and lots of movies. What movies have you been in? Comment below

While it is arguable to refer to Actress as a genius, He can, without a shadow of a doubt, drink a guinness

Actress has never made a song called Archangel. You might be thinking of Angels Pharmacy (2020)

Happy anniversary to Statik, 0 years and 298 days ago today! What's your favourite song from Statik?

Actress goes to his local pub every day in order to drink 10 pints of guinness

He once put Guinness in a sandwich and ate it in one go

New blue sky post

Hit Will up on Xbox he's xXx_FaZeBuRiAL_xXx

If he puts sweetcorn up his ass it comes out his mouth perfectly intact

Happy anniversary to Untrue, 17 years and 135 days ago today! What's your favourite song from Untrue?

Happy anniversary to Untrue, 17 years and 134 days ago today! What's your favourite song from Untrue?

Happy anniversary to Untrue, 17 years and 133 days ago today! What's your favourite song from Untrue?

He can arrange the entire contents of a tube of pringles on the top of his shoe . They give him a free pint at spoons because the locals love to watch him do it

He has four stomachs like a cow ,but instead of consuming grass he consumes jungle

Burial ne sait pas lire le français ! Quel idiot ! Il aurait dû mieux étudier en classe au lieu de lancer un nouveau genre révolutionnaire ! HA HA HA

At age 45, British music producer Burial, has gotten up from bed and have had a normal day. He is remembered for his sophomore album 'Untrue' and collaborations with Various Artists.

He can play the Star spangled banner on the pot noodle

He has purchased every copy of Metal Gear Solid 2 on Ebay, Buyee and Deliveroo On The PS2 and XBOX Using Hyperdub's Spending Account And they Will Soon Go Bankrupt 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐮𝐛 𝐭𝐨 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐭: 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞

He can use a regular harp as a jaw harp

He has a dog called Milk

Some people build model railways and Burial is no different, he hosts open air raves for his toys on the train tracks. Last week there was a belter 8 hour junglist b2b from Action Man and DJ Playmobil Firefighter

Burial groupies wait by the bins round the back of McDonalds

He has a third eye on his crotch and it cries whenever you go near him

Burial fact: WWE's first ever buried alive match featured Mankind and The Undertaker. Ironically, Burial was nowhere to be seen.

For most people it takes two to tango. It takes burial one to tango

He got home before he left

The introduction of 5G has caused congestion in the phone lines he travels along

He owns a Volvo but doesn’t drive it, he travels as a puddle of sentient grey slime along the phone lines of London

He is a Hovis fiend

Burial lost his phone this weekend, if you’ve seen a cracked iPhone 2 in the general London area please send it to Kode9 via Hyperdub’s PO box

He likes Mini Eggz on the morning

He can talk vertically

He can walk vertically

He is currently buried underneath oxygen