I dunno, if you’re gonna ask me between thirst-trap photos or dinosaur nuggets as offerings? I would’ve chosen the nuggets.. I just freakin’ love dinosaurs. 🦖💕

Is there a scientific reason as to why I, genetically no-hair armpit boy, is growing more armpit hair all of a sudden? Also— MY DELTOID IS SHAPING UP FELLAS. GET IN LINE FOR THE SNIFFIES (gotta buy the vip pass)

If you spray axe body spray on your pits every gym session, let it marinate for a few days with your own musk, do it over and over again. You can change your armpit chemistry and naturally smell more like a gym bro without ever reapplying it.. .. Don’t ask me how I know this..

You guys are right.. I shouldn’t feel guilty using my rest days to play games because my week-long playthrough of Pokémon Sword has given me so much ideas AND gave me the motivation boost to draw Rubber Pokéboys… 🤔 Maybe I should think of it as “market research”?

Okay, I’m gonna need you guys to point to the Pokémon game with the guy that people kept comparing me with.. He has glasses… purple color palette.. very twinky…. for some reason has a lot of sock fetish porn.. (like the sheer socks kind)… I think he’s poison?

I DID IT. I FINISHED POKEMON SWORD, YAY! My verdict? Raihan/10. (HE'S SO FUCKING HOT MY GODDD)

【MALAMAR'S INFLUENCE】 A wild Malamar had gone on a rampage and began mass-brainwashing innocent civilians! Treating them the same way humans have always treated Pokémon: controlling them and turning them into obedient playthings.. What.. happened to Victor?! 😵‍💫

I finally beat Raihan on Pokemon Sword... It took around... 6x Revive, 15+ Super Potion, and uh.. Determination...... (I'M SO BAD AT THIS GAAAME!)

EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! LOOK WHAT CAME TO MY STORE TODAY!!

no idea what the point of this is, but thanks for requesting 🫡✨

rewarding myself with suit-up time after finishing the latest artwork, hehe.

I just want you guys to know that the reason why I have so much typos in my drawing is because I'm typing with one hand, and there's only one braincell left in this gooner brain..

oh my god im dyslexic bye *hypnotize you to not realize there's a typo*

【MALAMAR'S INFLUENCE】 A wild Malamar had gone on a rampage and began mass-brainwashing innocent civilians! Treating them the same way humans have always treated Pokémon: controlling them and turning them into obedient playthings.. What.. happened to Victor?! 😵‍💫

Thanks everyone for your kind words. You guys gave me back the motivation I needed to continue, so please look forward to the upcoming illustration…!

idk im on that pokemon hyperfixation rn

uhh... w-why is his eyes.. all empty..

Sorry, this has left a long-lasting effect on my motivation, and I will be taking a break from uploading anything for now... It's just... really heartbreaking.

It seems like the page has been taken down.. However, if you guys happen to see any of my illustrations floating around online on p*racy sites, if you guys could help me take it down, it would mean a lot to me ;w;

People always fantasize how 'fun' it is to be an artist, but don't realize how mentally taxing it is. Dealing with people that steal your exclusive content, people that copy, trace, and feed it to AI. People that feels entitled to your work. I'm tired, honestly...

If you guys could do me a favor and report the page, it would mean a lot to me.. I'm already on the brink of quitting art, and this.. is really disappointing. 🥹

This guy has been stealing my exclusive content and leaking it out, and instead of crediting me, he went ahead and link to his ko-fi link asking people for donation.. what the fuck...

i guess this is the closest I can get.. (if anyone finds any skin-tight suits tell me)

Green is so hard to work with, omg. Never tell me to draw a character with green on them…

We have a new upload on the p-site, do check it out if you're subscribed :3

I used to smell like soft vanilla, but now I smell like axe body spray..

Are there any Pokemon games that lets you wear a skin-tight suit for fashion purposes? Asking for a friend...

Why is Kabu (of Pokemon Sword) kinda hot… 😵😵😵

I'm so fucking excited to show up for Lunar New Year 2027 with a sleeveless jacket, I bet my relatives would be so surprised the nerdy boy is swole now.. (preferrably with less braincells..)

About 3-4 months of gym progress so far… I JUST NOTICED MY ARM IS THIIICKERRR! Is 25 the age of my twink death? (Don’t know how to flex, so I pretended I’m proficient in necromancy)

best drone... i mean dad**** ever

🫠 Spent the whole week workin’, so I know I deserve some level of rest… .. but 3 hours into Pokémon Sword and I’m already feelin’ the guilt of being unproductive and wasting my time 😭 😵 Blaaaaah..

Latex TF Idea: You’re playing Mario Kart, but the enemy used Blooper (the squid) at you. Luckily, because you have the latest console with immersive features, the squid ink squirts out of your controller onto your body, leaving you all gooped up in shiny rubber…?

Irrelevant information, but I chose Scorbunny for my very first Starter pokemon! ;3

W-well.. he asked for it… 🦖✨

Uh-oh. Just realized Pokemon Sword is the game with Raihan and Leon... If this ends up becoming a hyperfixation, Raihan in latex may not be too far after all..

S-so.. uh.. What’s something I should know when getting into Pokemon Sword..? I don’t actually know anything about this franchise and…. uhhhh….. should I just go in blind and play it however I feel is correct!?

W-well.. he asked for it… 🦖✨

I noticed my amoresy suit is showing wear and tear.. The neck area is looser, while the seams are starting to open.. Should I buy a new one…

Note to self: Don’t suit up directly after gym, because all the sweat gets soaked up by the suit, and it becomes stinky.. 💦

crazy idea: mario latex po—

DO NOT play Mario Kart in a MOVING VEHICLE. I feel so sick I might puke out my non-existing breakfast..

x _x) It's been an exhausting few months, so I thought.. FUCK IT! I'm gonna try and work to live rather than live to work.. What are some game titles you'd recommend to someone who has doesn't have a lot of experience with Nintendo titles?

Even though I’m very happy to tap into my childhood nostalgia playing Tomodachi Life. It doesn’t really feel the same.. Back then, gaming felt relaxing because I had nothing better to do.. But now, I feel so guilty to play sandbox games like these because “I should be working”!

Had the opportunity to try this gag-muzzle from the guy that tied me up last time... I thought it was cool, so I drew it!

loid forger hehe

Anyone here own a Switch? Which one do you have—? I was wondering if Switch 2 is worth it… I currently have the very first Switch from a decade ago— 😬✌️

I’ve been slowly catchin’ up on Marvel movies, and I’ve concluded that Doctor Strange is my favorite… I’m curious what’s everyone’s choice?

Since CloudFlare is down, I’m droppin’ this video, knowing that no one will ever see it before I delete it, hehehe~

see I’m not alone on this