You ignoramus bigot. Do you know where Dean Martin’s and Frank Sinatra’s parents came from? Do you remember where your grandparents came from?

162 years ago, 19 November, 1863, The Gettysburg Address. 272 words that encapsulate an America that may no longer adhere to them. “…that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom – and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.”

Here’s the full list (home team in parentheses): Trumpagon (Dept. of Defense) Trumpee Stadium (NY Yankees) Trumplife Stadium (NY Giants/Jets) Trumpley Field (Chicago Cubs) Trump Garden (Boston Celtics) Trump Square Garden (NY Knicks) Trumphead Stadium (KC Chiefs) Trumpyards (Baltimore Orioles)

He’s very knowledgeable. Particularly about WW2. Both at the Berlin Conference and the Hiroshima Summit negotiations ended the war. But it’s sad that he forgot to credit Trump for ending WW2

Finally to be united in the Hall of Fame

To all my nervous friends in Chicago who sought my counsel to assuage their fears: cool it. Leo XIV is a White Sox fan. Augustinians are by nature White Sox fans. Then came this definitive corroboration:

It took the Nazis one month, three weeks, two days, eight hours, and 40 minutes to dismantle a constitutional republic. When the fire starts to burn, every good person better be ready to man a post with a bucket of water if you want to stop it from raging out of control.

EVERY. WORD. OF. THIS.