I’m leaving again bye

I don’t know why people are flocking back here, I guess I missed something

Captain America Brave New World is stinky lol hey what’s up Blue Sky how’s it going?

I Succumbed to NOSFERATU! Succumbed I Tell Ya! youtu.be/dj7xgqY4nWc?si…

As hypnotic as Timothée Chalamet's performance is, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN is a disengaging best-of album that insists on the importance of Bob Dylan's music while having no clue why. I get the enigmatic approach, but it's otherwise too bland to work. Follow @bitesizebreakdown.bsky.social for more.

Yall think Dewey Cox will be in this?

It’s Dunin’ Time! Round 16

I keep forgetting to post here, my b

MARIA: Sadly Disappointing youtu.be/zvm_s0GLOQw?...

SEPTEMBER 5 is a well-executed thriller that has good pacing and great performances. That said, in terms of the morally compromised approach to its characters, the film never got to any strong conclusion and just ended up feeling like bullshit. Follow @bitesizebreakdown.bsky.social for more.

It’s Best Picture Winnin’ Time!

It’s kind of crazy how I feel absolutely nothing with MOANA 2. The story is perfectly serviceable, but it feels like a retread of the first one so much, minus the emotional angle and now featuring pretty lazy jokes. This is just very forgettable. Follow @bitesizebreakdown.bsky.social for more.

Y2K feels like the first draft of something that could’ve been hysterical, but it wound up being a sloppy and chuckle at best shitshow that’s devoid of life or anyone to root for, and in the end, just devolves into incoherent, unfunny nonsense. Follow @bitesizebreakdown.bsky.social for more.

Jeremy Strong in The Apprentice

Born to be a don

Spider-Man #NoWayHome spoilers: . . . . . . . . . . . . . I still can’t believe Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. Shaken to my core to this very day

Kendrick stopping by without warning is wild

Is GLADIATOR II Another Miss for Ridley Scott? youtu.be/ahPIm3l-d4g

Does WICKED Defy Gravity?youtu.be/vOTRShVpvkU

Round 2

I’ll pay cold hard cash to see this right now

Cory Michael Smith should be nominated for Saturday Night

Not really into boxing but like, if Jake Paul wins it’s staged right? Like… it’s Mike fucking Tyson

Something interesting for all you Denis deniers is that Denis Villeneuve is the only contender for Best Director who’s been nominated before (in Best Director). Unless you wanna make an argument for Ridley Scott or Jason Reitman who are, to put gently, not likely

Rewatched A Real Pain and I loved it even more. Jesse Eisenberg deserves more attention than he’s getting for his performance

Just a reminder that Better Man is another standard musical biopic except he’s a monkey. Don’t fucking fall for it

just 41 days until nosferatu 🩷

Let’s all agree to keep BlueSky Emilia Pérez free

While GLADIATOR II boasts excellent set pieces and Denzel is simply awesome, there was nearly nothing that grabbed me. Not the dull filmmaking or the emotionally void writing. Suffice to suffice, despite some sick scenes, I was not entertained.

It’s Gladiatin’ Time!

A truly singular cinematic achievement from RaMell Ross, NICKEL BOYS stuns in its powerful approach to its subject matter, choosing not to focus on the trauma that most filmmakers might exploit, but instead on the surviving resiliency of love.

I wish I could tell yall what this will look like, or more specifically how committed to this account I’ll be. I’m not really compelled to restarting from scratch unless I truly have to, but I might post reactions to here alongside my Twitter for the time being

Shaft

Balls