If I didn't wake up at 4:30 am and watch a random movie on my iPad with headphones, I would never have seen the craziest movie finale of 2025: Playdate. [spoilers ahead]

Wake up, babe, new Azele Dazeem just dropped: the Bostoo Yook Yorters.

Frankencorn, starring Jacob Elote

YOU WON'T BELEIVE WHAT THIS BARTLEBY SAID WHEN ASKED TO DO A TASK

"So, you're aware, as am I, that I have this small packet of Oreo cookies, and you do not. I am an adult, and you are a child. You may be hoping or expecting I would, uh,quote-unquote share some of these little cookies with you."

In the final chapters of my book about Marvel, I mentioned one of the biggest tech advantages for the comics world was GoFundMe. I was thinking of Peter David when I wrote that.

The very specific fear I will be Quantum Leaped into someone riding an electric unicycle at 55 mph.

"Samuel Chompers" would be a good name for a pet dinosaur.

Threw my Coke Zero can into the recycling bin (that's 10 feet away) for the first time ever. I've been missing for YEARS on end. My soul and Steph Curry's are linked in this way: sorry, Golden State Warriors fans, I may have used up some of our shared mojo.

Hey #audiobook people! I'm giving away a free digital copy of my Princess Leia/Carrie Fisher biography YOUR WORSHIPFULNESS: just follow me to enter!

I am the firsty-first on Bluesky to share this comic page of the sound effect ba-THROOM to show a bathroom exploding. static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp...

Giving away a free code for the audiobook of my Carrie Fisher/Princess Leia dual biography YOUR WORSHIPFULESS: just follow me to enter the contest! I'll pick a winner at week's end, and DM the winner their code. (I just double-check nomenclature: DMs are still called DMs here.) #Booksky

Per adjacent research, posts that get the most traction feature apes, dinosaurs, a motorcycle, a purple background, a city in flames, a crying hero, or a question to the reader. So, to scientifically make the best post possible, here's, uh, an old comics cover? pbs.twimg.com/media/F16oKQ...