I forgot about Bluesky. I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.

I JUST FINISHED THE FIRST DRAFT OF MY BOOK!!!!! Rejoice with me, #booksky (Ignore the smudges on my computer screen. I’m a dirty bitch who forgets to clean her electronics, okay?)

You know, I’ve been sober for (mostly) 3 years, but the way shit is going, I’m gonna say fuck it.

Yeah so, if you’re wondering what happens during end stage capitalism, this is it. We’re fucked. And not in the good way.

#Booksky I. Am. OBSESSED. I’m not usually a dark romance girly, but Josh can get. It. He’s hilarious, secretly a teddy bear, and a little scary. The duet narration was perfection. Jacob Morgan could read me the damn phone book any day and I’d be putty in his arms. Go read #LightsOut. Now.

Ugh. I’m back on #TikTok because what do you MEAN I have to market my book before it’s even published? Anyway, follow me for mid content about a book that is hopefully a little better. #booksky #authorsky #writingcommunity www.tiktok.com/@authorsvlyn...

It’s pretty depressing when you’re blocked trying to write THE CUTEST DATE SCENE EVER because you realize you’ve never once been on a good date. #booksky #writersblock #wip #authorsky #shitposting #writingcommunity #writersky

Me, self-editing my book today: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE CHUCKLING?! My god, someone get me a fucking thesaurus. Anyway, what are some of your most overused phrases in your book? #booksky #authorsky #wip #debutnovel #writingcommunity #writersky

I probably won’t finish another book today, so this is my #MarchReadingWrapUp! I rate on vibes only, so don’t @ me. #OnyxStorm is my favorite read of the month bc of the absolute fucking chokehold it’s had on me since I finished it. What was your fav read of March? #booksky

Digital media costing more than its physical counterpart will never not scream, “Scam!” to me, (audiobooks being the exception) considering you’ll never actually own the digital copy. If I ever publish, I’ll give y’all that PDF for $5 on cash app. #booksky

If there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that I’m never skipping a Jane Austen retelling. #booksky #bookrecommendations #prideandprejudice #janeausten #classics

Dear #booksky friends, I need you. I’m looking for a book series that will utterly damage my soul like Throne of Glass and The Emperyan series. Like, I want to be writhing on the floor violently sobbing. So…um…yeah. Help?

My favorite thing to do when I need a laugh is look at my notes app & read through all the book ideas I thought were revelatory between the hours of 2 & 4am. Let’s just say I wrote a terrible sci-fi pitch where Adam Brody was my love interest. #booksky #authorsky #writingcommunity

The fact that we have the good guy, WALZ who is popular in politics and the bad guy WALTZ, also in politics is a mindfuck I haven’t seen the likes of since Jennifer Armentrout named two characters Malek and Malik in the From Blood and Ash series. IYKYK. #booksky

BlueSky’s character count won’t allow me to do justice to this gorgeous #FairyLoot exclusive edition of #TheHoneyWitch by Sydney J. Shields. Instead, I’ll leave you with these mediocre iPhone photos. #booksky

I would say Guitar Hero had legitimate musical value just based on how many songs I instantly associate with playing on Guitar Hero. There’s some songs you have an entire relationship with like yeah I know how to play that on a plastic guitar

The “touch her and die trope,” but for modern day romance set in a world where you can’t actually murder people. 🤣 #booksky #bookquote #writingcommunity #writersky #authorsky #wip

Is it just me, or are you unable to read a book if the love interest has the same name as your toxic ex? Ugh. I was really looking forward to this one! #booksky

Ready to snuggle in for the laziest of lazy Sundays with my book. I’m not leaving bed today and no one can make me! 📖: The Book of Azrael by Amber V. Nicole #booksky, what are you reading today?

I finished the CUTEST little romcom last night, Accidentally Amy by Lynn Painter. The only downside is if I thought my expectations for men were high before, they are absolutely unattainable now. 🤣🤣🤣 #booksky #spicybooks #bookrecommendations #romancebooks

I’m too scared to tell the real people in my life I’m writing a novel, so please rejoice in the accomplishment of writing 18 chapters, 233 pages, 60k words. I never imagined I’d get this far, but I’m emotional as fuck about it…clap for me? #booksky #writers #authorsky #debutnovel #romanceauthor

I am literally in love with Roy Kent. The only problem is, he is a fictional character. Lol #tedlasso #fictionalboyfriend

The only thing I miss about deleting #Meta apps and #TikTok is all the #TaylorSwift content. Like, what’s she been up to? How’s she doing? What are the latest clown worthy theories? Bluesky is just so young and I haven’t found many crazy #Swifties over here. 😭😭😭

I started a free trial to audible to listen to one exclusive title, but also to be able to cancel and put “Jeff Bezos is a tool” in my reason for canceling box. I’m that level of petty.

Sometimes I sit back and think about how fortunate I am to not have ended up a dateline story with the way I lied about my age and gave way personal info to literal strangers on the internet for my entire adolescence. Early 2000s internet was fucking lawless.

Let me get this straight. They want to take science away from us when get gems like this?! Absolutely the fuck not. #science apple.news/A4hfBM9ghQrC...

That awkward moment when you let it slip at work that you’re a #bookworm and then clam up when you realize your most read genre is filthy romance books. 😇😇😇 #booksky

I have officially entered Act Three of my WIP. I might get this thing ready for edits by summer! 😱 Now I just need to stay focused and not get distracted by the million other ideas swimming in my head… #booksky #authorsky

Does every author get the toxic urge to abandon their WIP to work on an idea they just had at 2am the previous night? I’ve been listening to way too much #SleepToken & now I have a fully imagined MMC, inspired by Vessel, & a hazy idea of a plot. I really need to finish my WIP… #authorsky #booksky

Sleep Token reclassing from cleric into Paladin with this new song and look xD #sleeptoken #vessel #fanart #emergence #worship

I LOVE this artwork, inspired by the new #SleepToken song, #Emergence, from their upcoming album, #EvenInArcadia. #SarahJMaas fans…tell me this isn’t Ruhn and Agent Daybright coded. #CrescentCity

If I don’t inspire this level of devotion, don’t even talk to me. #sleeptoken #eveninarcadia #emergence #newmusic #lyrics

Do we care about Sleep Token here? #sleeptoken #emergence #drumcover

Men who don’t like #SleepToken and need to make it their entire personality don’t know how to fuck. I don’t make the rules.

This is the attitude that non Sleep Token fans need to adopt.

Insomnia strikes again. So I’m just going to shit post, probably about #SleepToken, while I sit here and let these masked daddies transport me into another dimension. The world is shit, but what fucking luck that I get to exist at the same time as this band.

I am FUCKING OBSESSED. I need to inject this song into my fucking veins. #musicsky #sleeptoken #metal #newmusic

Amen, sister! #booksky #bookquotes #anovellovestory #lazysunday

Schumer’s decision is an unconscionable surrender that shows he does not have what it takes to meet this moment, and the charade he pulled yesterday makes it even worse. Time for new leadership in the Democratic Party.

The Democratic Party is a fucking spineless joke. If y’all want real change, vote them all out assuming orange Mussolini and president sissy SpaceX let us vote again. Where is REAL progressive leadership who isn’t afraid to fight fascism? www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Just gonna leave this right here. If it inspires someone, then it inspires someone.

It’s been 93 days since #TheErasTour ended and I still cannot hear Down Bad without the Fortnight transition. I’ll never recover from this tour. #TaylorSwift #Swiftie

Here’s a gif, without context, on how my day is going.

One thing I’ll miss about living in a midrise in the city — sleeping with all the windows open. #citygirl #Dallas

As I’m watching #TheHandmaidsTale for the first time, it will never not be wild to me that Elizabeth Moss, who is in a literal religious cult, is playing a revolutionary trying to take down a government founded by a religious cult…

Twitter is down. Tesla stock is plummeting. SpaceX’s rocket imploded. All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government.

I just worked out for the first time in probably 3 months and my entire body is jello. I only did 20 minutes… Fuck I’m so out of shape. #fitnessishard

Call me old fashioned, but I think everyone is so discontent with modern #dating because no one actually wants to DATE anymore. People just meet after a few texts and jump into relationships with people they barely know. I feel like this lack of real courtship is why it’s so easy for me to opt out.

I have to be honest, I’m having a great reading year. I guess when the world is so awful you have to escape into fictitious worlds, you get a lot read! 📚Last: Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree 📕Now: Fairy Tale by Stephen King 📖Next: Onyx Storm by Rebecca Yarros #booksky

It will never not be wild to me that even after you’ve paid off your home, you’ll remain renting it from the government for the rest of your life. The United States is a a fucking scam.