my cousin (stationed in germany) just came over and vented how it sucks so much there and he can't wait to come back at the end of the year like ...... he thought i was the target audience for that?

proof not all men are bad and yall just keep picking losers: liam overheard me telling my friend i ran out of bong filters when she was over, so he went and got me some without me asking 🥹

watching this show that i thought was new and had a QUESTIONABLE subplot resolution that i thought would've been called out, looking it up just to see that it came out in 2014, and everything just making sense

and i genuinely would't give a fuck about them being nice and sweet to my man if it wasn't for the exact fact that they keep venting about emotionally unavailable their partner is and how unfulfilled it leaves them and how they wish he acted a little bit more than my man ......

i hate having bpd because why am i having an internal meltdown over my friend being in a (to them) emotionally unfulfilling relationship and them mentioning to me how they wished their partner acted more like mine and another friends partner and now i can't help but hear a certain tone in their

✊ DC!

can i also just take a sec to say the side by side fridge layout SUCKS

yall ever buy food you like and proceed to buy 6 more bowls?

yall i haven't watched a single second of stranger things but all i see on my fyp is conformity gate

not spending my 20s in germany turns out to be quite detrimental because idk how to be an adult there

my favorite about gacha games is the lil in-gane purchases gambling disclaimer they need to show

genuine question wann fängt man mit wohnung suchen an wenn man erst in 4 monaten umzieht? lol alles was ich sehe ist sofort/bis ende januar verfügbar and i doubt das die mir das bis zum mai reservieren lol

last night i thought topaz had the zoomies but it was him running around frantically because he had a string with a pebble of poop on the end of it habging out of is asshole 🫩

omg the universe might actually be on our side

i wonder what part of helm i'm going to for making kaiserschmarrn with hungry jack pancake mix

remember when vic & me tried to become let's players........

I LOVE BEING A HATER !!!!!!

i haven't actually rendered a drawing in years heh

i really wanna post my art but i'm genuinely not consisent (or good) enough

@dahlamythal.bsky.social PLS TAKE ME TO THE ZINE WORKSHOP IN MAY I'M BEGGING ON MY KNEES

omg we finally started the visa app ......

genuinely having a crash out because i can't figure our liams visa requirements and the fucking governembt websites keep pointing to each other

Ppl who are not Venezuelan listen up: You will start hearing stuff about Venezuelans wanting this or participating or something. These are deranged claims. Make no mistake, the Venezuelan govt is corrupt and evil but this isn't it. This is just more evil happening on my country that helps no one.

i need someone to explain mtg to me in kpop terms so i can play with my man without zoning out while he's explaining

i hate being down bad for a man because why do i think him teaching someone to play mtg is hot

manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

horsies !!!!

coming to the unfortunate realization that we might not move to nürnberg because liam getting a job there or in der umgebung is getting more and more unlikely

the biggest L of 2025 is me finally admitting to absolutely having a type in men after insisting that i did not have a type for years

the concept of danielle getting kicked out of newjeans but not hanni

i fucking hate printers

my cats get fed @ 8 AM & 7 PM and everyday, and exactly 1 minute before feeding times topaz starts absolutely YOWLING and i loathe him for it

young hoes air fry everything

fun fact: predenting to have an english accent when speaking german is wayyyy easier than english with a german accent

mein schwiegerhund heh

why does everyone in alaska either own or know someone who owns a dog named luna

12 grad sonnig super weihnachtswetter

döner böner

i forget tüv is not a thing here and you can do whatever you want to your shitbox lmfao i've seen ppl with bolted in (wooden) dining chairs as passanger seats and don't even ask to use a seatbelt

HELP liam is getting gas and now there's just 3 additional men huddled around the car talking about it ?? 😭

found the way to temporarily suspend the magical meat service

liam und ich sind zum essen in einem brazilianischen steakhouse wo die angestellten mit ganzen stücken von fleisch am spieß rumlaufen und dir das am tisch direkt auf den tellen schneiden and they keep putting meat on my plate i can't keep up

woke up at like 5:30 to an empty bed but printer noises from the office ?

hot take but fandoms aren't fandoming right since normies joined the culture and started calling everything cringe

i want to watch something..... i've been thinking about welcome to derry because the it lore seems interesting lowkey

"bear doesn't know he's hungry unless he gets reminded by making eye contact with a human"

i think i knew getting a job was gonna be work but i thought we were gonna be more flexible with where we're moving lol i don't want to move anywhere but nbg & umgebung tbh

mmmmmmm literally the only big thing to stort out before moving is liam getting a job but turns out finding a job in a specific field when you don't really speak german is really hard if you don't want to live in berlin or münchen, let alone a specific town 🥲

i'm making keycharms for my locales so i'm drawing on paper for the first time in forever and i keep catching myself wanting to 2 finger tap to undo like in procreate instead of just grabbing my damn eraser 💀