BREAKING: Olympia Avalanche has relapsed with her addiction to physically imitating furniture at the Novympia's ROYAL RUMBLE 2K25 in Bornemouth, England amongst rising stress and declining stamina during the match. Source: Novympia

Dita Janx comes out of hiding with ominous Instagram story post. Source: olympia_avalanche, Instagram

'Nova-core' is currently sweeping the globe, taking social media users by storm and inspiring millions to get involved in a little bit of treason. Source: hepandeerus.sims (TikTok)

My most sincere apologies to @olympiaavalanche.novympia.com as the Novympia discord is currently experiencing a Dita Janx related rebellion just naur.

The current whereabouts of Dita Janx remain unknown.

Nova threatens Dita Janx's career as an oracle by correctly prophesising the rise to #1 of Kpop Demon Hunters as it officially becomes Netflix's #1 most-watched film of all time. Source: CultureCrave.

EXCLUSIVE: Nova's green certificate for being a berk has been intercepted in the post. We have acquired a digital scan of it here. Source: Parcelforce

Olympia Avalanche confirms pregnancy rumours after revealing that she gave birth in new Novympia video. Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Ep...

Glad to know we have a global reach here at NovympiaDaily

Channel 5 social media account comments on Novympia Instagram post in attempt to maintain relevance with its under 25 and queer demographics. Source: Instagram.com/novympia

Tabatha Coffey calls Novimpia parody of Tabatha Takes Over "delicious" in a cult first reacting to the video on The Morning Show on television. Source: Sunrise youtu.be/Xt9KMU3uDJ4

You're not gonna believe this.

Olympia Avalanche's cover of Lily Allen's 'The Fear' Has entered the UK singles charts at #97.

@olympiaavalanche.novympia.com she walked so you could run don't diss her

You called?

Olympia Avalanche and her hat have potentially been spotted at Pulpit Rock in Norway helping people cross over at difficult locations, locals say. Source: Norway Today

Olympia Avalanche and her hat have been seen helping children cross roads all throughout Bournemouth. Source: Dorset county council

Can confirm. They are very dry but very soft on the inside. Not a brilliant texture experience. Unfortunately I bought 12 and I must now live with this decision: Source: Me, bitch

Legal proceedings relating to Avalanche Vs Babadook have come to an end due to lack of a sufficient prosecution case. Neither side has yet made public comment about these happenings. Source: my sister in law Tracy who works at the home office

Olympia Avalanche's secret call-out video has breached containment online and is projected to reach 1 million views by next week. Source: Socialblade, YouTube

"That cow stole my look. I'm speaking with a lawyer presently." Says the Babadook, in an interview with People magazine regarding new Novympia video. Source: People magazine.

Carly Rae Jepsen stuns in new DIY music video. Source: YouTube

Images have begun circulating of Olympia Avalanche taking photos of the man falling down the stairs at the 2025 MET Gala, dressed by Dollskill. Source: BBC America

Olympia & Nova spotted at today's Popening in Vatican City.

BREAKING: Olympia Avalanche admits to being accomplice to throwing faeces at a house. Source: www.patreon.com/c/novympia, Full Of It podcast

No news today, please enjoy these curated images.

Local woman has snapped. And we support her.

She still ent done it.

Mr Kipling birthday cake tarts have a 2-star review score on the Tesco website and a mixed-to-positive 4.2-star rating on the Morrisons website. Source: Tesco.com & Morrisons.com

Susan Boyle's debut album 'I Dreamed a dream' is certified 10x platinum in Australia. Source: ARIA Charts accreditations #susanalbumparty

The least-viewed publicly available Novympia video is "Merch Competition Winner" from July 2017, currently holding a little bit more than 2000 views. Source: Novympia

Rumour has it that Olympia Avalanche is actually two drag queens in a trenchcoat. Source: Adele

This Wine Tastes Like Crap #14 just turned 10 years old. Source: Novympia

Source: patreon.com/c/novympia

Adam Rickitt's wife Katy Rickitt lashes out on Instagram over comments made in new Novympia video. Source: Instagram

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Leaked clip reveals new Hollywood movie adaptation of "The Novympics" is in late stages of production. Director, release date and cast remain unknown. Source: withheld for protective purposes.

Charmaine Diamond White spotted struggling to open carbonated beverage on Instagram livestream to celebrate being released on bail. Sources say the bail was set at 75p. Sources: charmainediamondwhite (Instagram), Poole Police Department

Update: We have been informed by sources we were initially incorrect. The suspect was not a hitchhiker. The suspect has been identified as Charmaine Diamond White and she was waiting for her nail glue to dry. She's since been taken in for questioning regarding her violent crisp stealing. Source: PPD

The first ever Novympia shitter was minions. Source: Novympia Wiki

The only mention of Novympia on Wikipedia.org is noting their appearance in "Hello 2021: UK" - one of five new years eve celebration internet videos produced by Fremantle & YouTube. The gerls appeared alongside names like Naomi Campbell, MNEK and WillNE, among others.

News is slow. I'm gonna start making things up at this rate.

Tabatha Coffey yet to comment regarding Novympia parody of 'Tabatha Takes Over'. Will update when further news is available. Source: Instagram

Been working on a bunch of new projects behind the scenes that we can't wait to share with you! 👀

The Novympia patreon hits 2000 concurrent paid cult members. Source: www.patreon.com/c/novympia/a...

Lady Gaga releases new album 'MAYHEM' to Commemorate the 10th anniversary of episode 13 of 'This Wine Tastes Like Crap' on March 7th 2025.

Nova and Olympia have been spotted chasing and collecting pigeons in central London, witnesses say.

"The Whisper Challenge With Novympia" (23/1/2015 - present (3694 days)) has outlived the run of the Harry Potter books. (26/6/1997 - 21/7/2007 (3677 days))

'Bepenised' has been added to Collins dictionary after prominence in new Novympia video. Source: Harper-Collins Publishers