Dolphins can’t win today, but I sure as hell can.

They’re chanting You Fucked Up to Triple H. This is hilarious

Still can’t believe they had Gunther tap to Jey Uso

Gunther is the new GOAT

This John Cena entrance is going to be legendary

Oba Femi has some damn aura

Why is Cody Rhodes always crying?

Time for Saturday Night Main Event

This years Continental Classic has been producing some ridiculously good matches #AEWCollision

Claudio and Takeshita was one hell of a banger #AEWCollision

Seems like a good day to rewatch John Cena vs. Edge TLC

Oh my god the Colts are actually starting Phillip Rivers tomorrow. Must see television.

Jorge Polanco to the Mets

Joe Bob Briggs speaking the truth tonight #TheLastDriveIn

It’s #TheLastDriveIn Christmas. Time to be merry and scary.

#TheLastDriveIn Christmas special tonight. Going to see the Silent Night, Deadly Night remake tomorrow. Making Christmas cookies on Sunday. About to have a Merry weekend.

Bucky Irving, I somehow backed into the last playoff spot in my fantasy league. I need a big game tonight to keep the magic run going.

The Mets didn’t even make Alonso an offer?

Pete Alonso should’ve been a Met for life. How do you screw this up?

There’s nothing the Mets can do this offseason to convince me they have a shot of contending now. I’m expecting another third place finish.

The Mets are still a shitshow of a franchise. Just with a rich owner now.

David Stearns is an absolute joke. You can’t replace Pete Alonso’s production with whatever a computer says. This team is just unserious.

The Mets lost Pete Alonso. I am dead inside.

Philip Rivers playing QB for an NFL team in 2025 was not on my bingo card

Of all the teams Edwin Diaz signs with….the fucking Dodgers. Don’t they have enough? How the fuck do they keep doing this????

😆🐬🆙 Via @NFLMemes

The Mets signing Pete Alonso would be a great birthday present for me today.

Dolphins going belt to ass today

Man, fuck the Jets. Belt to ass today Dolphins. No mercy. #FinsUp

They kicked out Notre Dame. Didn’t see that coming.

ESPN just has to milk this playoff reveal don’t they

Fuck the Jets

Tomorrow is my birthday so today is a good day to win

John Cena retires in one week

This Penn State coaching search has been an embarrassing dumpster fire of a shitshow, and somehow it ends with the hiring of Matt Campbell, who is an excellent football coach. Excited to see what the future brings. #WeAre #GoPSU

NFL officiating is special

If they find a way to mess this up, I officially throw in the towel

There’s the Cowboys defense we remember

I’m mentally preparing myself to see the Iowa State extends Matt Campbell graphic now that he’s talking to Penn State

This Penn State coaching search has hit levels of shitshow I did not think possible

Jaxson Dart must have a death wish

I think Kalani Sitake is an excellent football coach but my only question is his fit at Penn State especially from a recruiting standpoint. Curious to see how this plays out.

James Cook. Just find the end zone please

I think the Bills may stink

It’s always amazing Tony Romo has the ability to speak when he’s calling Bills games because his lips are firmly planted on Josh Allen’s ass the entire game.

An ugly win is still a win. March to the playoffs is still on #FinsUp

What a stop by the Dolphins defense! Fuck those refs!

Fuck these refs

What the fuck just happened?

You’ve gotta be fucking shitting me. That did not just happen