Look, I’m no fan of Notre Dame, but I think they absolutely have a right to be pissed off for being excluded while we’re forced to watch James Madison have NO business being on the field with Oregon.

This is me shouting into the void, but at what point did "influencers" decide that "influencer" videos should be you holding a phone and a small wireless microphone up visibly in front of your face in a bathroom mirror? Your shit ain't "influencing" me if you spent $12 and two minutes on this video.

Feeling sad for @stephaniemiller.bsky.social and Chris Lavoie as I mourn hearing of Jim Ward's passing. I first heard him on their show back in 2004. Not only were his voices and impressions just pitch perfect, but his ability to actually write great content to go with them was unmatched.

you will be visited by 3 spirits

I'm reading this thread, and as I'm reading it all I hear in my head is Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids saying, "Oh, you're really doin' it, aren't ya? You're shittin' in the street."

To his credit Cheney was the original "I can shoot someone and get away with it" guy

"For some reason he's decided he doesn't have enough time to shower today"

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

What's your sign?

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

@chanda.bsky.social Wow, I'm only two chapters in but Crystal Pepsi is already catching strays

If Beauvillier is going to get a 2nd, then I suspect #CBJ will be content to hope that Monahan and Sillinger can return down the stretch to be their "rentals". This isn't the season to overpay assets for the chance to get waxed by Florida or the Caps in round 1. #NHL

Might as well start things off here the right way... here's Leo! #dogsofbluesky