A veggie pizza with spinach and pineapple added.....

Yes.

It's too nice of a day to stay indoors....

Cherry slushies just hit differently at 1 AM.....

A counter proposal.... Hear me out....

I know that it's a few hours early, but happy Valentine's Day to all of the heaux's. I know that my life has been better because of you ladies. Thank you.

Pantries and panties for me.....

Instead of flowers this year.... I'm giving out eggs for Valentine's Day.

Who needs their pizzussy eaten?

Those who know Miami, know what this is..... IYKYK

Visiting your favorite little Mexican restaurant is always a good time....

I'm treating myself a little bit today.... I adulted last night and filed my taxes after I got home from work. Now for a little bit of extra gaming time.

I've made it through January.... Now for the rest of the year....

Bring me two pina coladas.... Got to have one for each hand..... Let's sail with captain Morgan.... May we never see dry land....

Loving the view....

It's been 2 years and 7 days since my last cigarette... Kinda proud of myself on this one.

WHOA.

Trying something new with lunch... It looks good

My view this morning in Panama City FL....

It's snowing in Florida......

I was just handed a bumper sticker with the best company name....

I was taking a health survey, and it asked what body type I have.... I put down "Moo Deng".

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

It's funny how being friends with a photographer rubs off on you... Even cell phone pictures are now having the current light and best angle being considered for best results.... And I love it! @salaciousceo.bsky.social

It seems that the older I get.... The more that I appreciate a good nap.

Treating myself to lunch and drinks today

This is the most dangerous look that a woman can give me.... Beware

Been a while since I've had one of those.....

A very happy birthday to my absolute favorite 🥨 @lanathepretzel.bsky.social may your day be an amazing day.

Happy New Year's everyone, may your upcoming year bring you health, and prosperity.

Just a personal observation... As I get older, I find having a weird sense of humor and the ability to converse intelligently to be very attractive.... Looking cute is well and good, but if you can't stimulate my mind, I'm going to get bored of you fast. I love it when our vibes match.

I may be a Waffle House hoe.... But I'm in good company 😜

Feeling both restless and hungry this morning.....

Merry Christmas mothertruckers

Having a quiet drink after a busy week at work....

Lately I have been seeing women posting pictures of themselves dressed up as Jedi and wielding light-sabers.... And I absolutely love it! Please keep sending your nerd pictures.

I appreciate the view

Got myself a little treat at work today....

I would love these pillows....

My teenage son sent me a meme today that was so dark and depraved..... I had to respect him for sending that to his dad

Loving the view.

Treating myself to a frappe at work.... It's such a beautiful day here today.

Why not both?

Finally found a store that had these in stock....

Baby back ribs.... @lanathepretzel.bsky.social @salaciousceo.bsky.social

Having cocktails and food after getting my hair cut...

Redefining The Inappropriate 🔞 (Evelin Stone) 🎄✨️Allmylinks.com/salaciousperceptions

Mushroom and onion pizza may not be the most popular... But it is pretty good

Well, obviously