Apple is no longer Cooked

Did he drink from the wrong grail or

The pros of having a faceless and nameless youtube account are many. The cons are singular: I don't get to brag about my work.

took me about 33 years to get tired of writing out my full name email address so I finally made a macro for it

the struggle that is turning off your try to find work brain on the weekend

hey remember f1?

As someone married to a Black woman, I'm uniquely qualified to tell other white people how to approach slang they don't know. 1) Ask a close Black friend about the word and where it comes from. Chances are they'll know. 2) Don't appropriate the damn word.

felt

Boy do I have good news for them

gave the government so much money today lmao

This isn't funny, shoe companies only do this when they're in extreme distress aftermath.site/allbirds-ai/

i would say let me out but Im already out so please dont send me back

I just don't like fat on any of my meat, I will actively cut it out which I know is blasphemy.

it was what

Always sad when I finish these so quickly Parseword #75 ⚡️ 18s 💎 Perfect

I want to talk to whoever designed "manual saves" in Callisto Protocol.

Finally starting the finale of Yakuza 5. (thank god) Also it's very telling for me just how many people complained about the Haruka part of the game when IMO it's the only Good chapter in the entire damn thing. Though they still dropped the ball on writing Haruka imo

At least all of Those People on YouTube make themselves easy to block by all using the white text on red background format.

Was laid off almost a month ago and have managed to lock down monthly work for a consumer tech brand and quarterly projects for a real estate client. Having been in the video games space since college that feels like a good amount of progress so far.

lmao websites are such a joke these days

This was the first image of the far/dark side of the moon and honestly, I get why that was a horror theme for a while.

New Pokémon game just dropped www.nomanssky.com/xeno-arena-u...

Forgot to switch out some text in a video and got accused of the footage being AI generated when it in fact took me like 6 hours of making graphics in Photoshop and animating in Resolve over multiple videos and sometimes you're human and just miss things that were supposed to be swapped out 🙃

northernlion when there is a backseater during costcodle

i love websites

Hodd Toward

I really need Ari to pull a Fulton Lee and actually turn some of these into songs. youtu.be/GGUlbIreNJ4?...

No you're up at 11:30 PM on a Friday doing an SEO test for a potential contract

I'm like the opposite of seasonal depression. I look up and it's still bright at 8 PM and Im like WHERE IS THE DARK BRING IT BACK

Just gonna start cataloguing all the ridiculous shit I see on Upwork.

After all those years of being media, it feels so weird to read person after person saying nice things about the content I make.

anyone need anything while im at

Ken Jennings asked Brennan Lee Mulligan what DND class he'd be, and while watching that I realized what Fallout character he'd be. Mostly the speaking style

@floppyadult.com coffee boy?

If you're wondering where all those weird AI channels get their info from, it's Upwork and they pay people $30 a script and then do everything else with AI.

My YouTube recently crossed 3,000,000 views and 12,000 subscribers. In an effort to be A Professional I've opened up some gaming channel audit slots over on Upwork. www.upwork.com/services/pro...

The Insulindian Phasmid

Yakuza 5 is not a good game

Glassdoor is easily the worst job finding board I've ever seen

I miss the F1TV intro where Alex Jacques yells WE'RE GOING INTO THE WALL. I also can't find it and now I'm not sure it ever existed.

On Upwork you apply for a role and it lets you know when the person looks at your application. The number of people who don't even look at every application they receive is Wild.

Not what I expected on my feed but I'm glad it was there. youtube.com/shorts/7FZWo...

The worst part of looking for freelance work is seeing the sheer number of big youtube channels paying people peanuts while they rake in the cash.

YOU - “Men are insane.” (Shake your head.)

Managed to lock in my first freelance work outside of the games industry. Please clap.

Obviously I know video game websites pay abysmally, but getting paid $140 for a 600-800 word test post really puts that into perspective.

Love to pat yourself on the back in a layoff post.

Wish I had infinite creative energy. Working on websites is so much easier than video.