Consider the Following:

do not respect the internet or your time on it. nothing jeff bezos owns is worthy of your respect

i think i'm starting to understand bluesky. everything posted by everyone can be printed out into little blockchain dipshit receipts or something so we can finally have perfect knowledge of all takes, wielding them like a scalpel to perform a cutting out of the weak and unhorny

i wonder how many people's anxiety disorders are just withdrawals from not being able to smoke weed during work hours, which they smoke a ton of at home to deal with another underlying anxiety disorder which is caused by having to go to work

in a way, it's like i get to be buried *with* henry ford and andrew carnegie, bc their foundations ever-inflict their will beyond even my own grubby grave

impressed by how many different corporations my dollar squeezes thru so i can buy a coke

oh god no no no that's not at all correct

it is time once again for me to play the game where i ride my motorcycle as far as I possibly can, but also it is 110⁰ outside! each day hoping the next jump will be the jump home

just ate an extremely ripe tomato over the bathroom sink

i think i will use my massive new platform to complain about slight delays in personal pleasure and to list the things you used to be able to buy for a goddamned quarter

someone better start doing ideological work on those Chive guys before the great red tide of history gets em

and so it begins again