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@theguardian.com today re: the Pope. “His cause of death was confirmed through an ECG test, the Vatican said.” Those Vatican medics are good!

Sweets from Baku!

You know you’ve got problems when you feel your phone buzzing in your back pocket and there’s no phone in there.

Watch all the way through. Interspecies friendship alert.

1/n Martian Potato1 🧵 Phobos Over Mars: a time lapse from 2007 to 2021 Full size & info: flic.kr/p/2qREua9 🧪🔭 Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 8 frames, captured by @esa.int Mars Express. It's stabilized on Phobos (Todd crater) to play with the disorienting effect. All images below ⬇️

Tried this today and it's delicious and 🔥

WiFi in an airbnb in Naples, Italy!

Paestum

Ready for Esxence in Milan, the world’s greatest niche and independent perfume show!

🔥 AMAZING. Today, the Baltic states disconnected their power grids from that of Russia. It’s taken years of prep. What a moment.

For the fourth night in a row, I saw the northern lights right from the front steps of our cabin here in Venetie, Alaska. What a sight! The air temp was -38 F.

Sequoia National Park

look what these WOKE LIBERAL URBANISTS are doing to our beautiful ROADS, our CARS, and our TRAFFIC. they call this "TRAFFIC CALMING" for their FIFTEEN MINUTE CITIES, but i call this a TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE. #traffic #cars #urbanism

»Azerbaijani government sources have exclusively confirmed to Euronews on Thursday that a Russian surface-to-air missile caused the Azerbaijan Airlines plane crash in Aktau on Wednesday.«

I'll be giving a course on Quantum Biology at the Vitalia Summer School in Jan! www.vitalia.city/forever-2025...

The neighborhood terror

After an eventful night out.

Inside the new Jaguar

Been using the otter.ai meeting assistant and it is jaw-droppingly good. Zoom work calls will never be the same again.

Graduated from Last Word to Last Laugh by adding some Crémant de Loire. Excellent.

Local flooding today storm Bert!

I am determined to have the Last Word.

These Gucci sandals are the ugliest.

Major discovery today: I take tirzepatide for diabetes and it causes weird belching. Said belches had an Exorcist feel because they sound different, higher-pitched than normal. Why? Because the speed of sound in methane is higher, that’s why.