2026 basically

Do you think she knows @suesswassersee.bsky.social @wesmanderson.bsky.social @stedeco.re 🏴‍☠️

Loot that drops after defeating me: -“Live Laugh Loon” keychain - 47 bottles of indie brand nail polish - Topo Chico - bottle opener from a Michigan brewery - months worth of unopened mail - Crunchwrap supreme

Love you forever 🇮🇹

I don’t particularly like living in the “leadup to” paragraph

Seen floating around the Internet:

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

That’s MY CITY!!!

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

Open letter to our Senators: Gentlemen, Ladies, we don't really care about ICE not getting even more funding. We don't care about more "training" and more rules they won't follow. We want ICE de-funded. Dismantled. Gone. Driven out of our cities.

Hell yeah! That’s my euchre bar!!!

I can't stop laughing about this, they're just showing regular cool nice people I would want to be friends with next to someone showing me their flat ass in military cosplay

Feeling a renewed gratitude for my friends who have gently but firmly nudged me out of my isolation habits, whether they realized they were doing it at the time or not. I’m still amazed people like being around me enough that they notice when I’m in hibernation mode too long. I love my friends man.

🎉📉⬇️ let’s take it to hell! The bar is already down there!

Exactly, what we want for the Nazis is not for them to be better trained.

This rules

This is us doing what we can, and it’s great to know that it can still be effective. I’m appreciative of community organizing efforts and never losing sight of what’s working, what’s not working, being willing to shift tactics, etc! Staying informed and connected is what we’ve gotta do.

What does it say about me that I feel no urgency to stock up on anything ahead of the storm and am more wondering if I want to change my nail color before a birthday party I probably won’t be able to physically get to tomorrow?

So you’re telling me I am one (1) kind of bisexual who is obsessed with one (1) kind of bisexual and it’s men who are always expecting wolves

Liam’s hat 😭

Seriously ask Leah for book reccos, she will change your life and that’s not an exaggeration!

There is NO defense for this. None. I’m going to be sick.

I’m too embarrassed to show my American face outside this hell country ever again, and I’m sad about it, and I don’t blame the world for it one bit.

Everyone: “oh are you a parent?” Me: “No, I’m a righteously angry auntie. To kids in a different state.”

Thank you for this giggle today, Sesame Street! 🎙 #oldschool #genx

It’s really about the friends we made along the way (to It Finally Happening.) 🥰

Coffin Flop: Air Force One

So anyway one time my mom was tracking a flight I was on with my bff. As soon as we reached cruising altitude and the WiFi started working, mom sent me a frantic text asking why the plane had made some kind of a turn. I said “bestie forgot her purse.” That was already funny, but could get funnier!

THIS IS THE ONLY POINT DEMS SHOULD BE MAKING

Pls

Succession title theme plays

Celebratory beverage of choice check! Do you have one ready? Never too soon to be prepared.

In a weird mood that can’t be pinned to a specific Reason, but do we need Reasons in 2026? I’d be more worried if I felt Normal. Right?

Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything

It is tough here right now in Minneapolis but Greg Bovino crying to the paper about how he’s getting his ass handed to him by plant sale moms has been a real pick me up

this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

Please enjoy me and @stabbyturtle2.bsky.social's heated rivalry rewatch night where we watched all 6 eps and paired them with poutine, tuna melts, sliders, kale and blueberry salad, Moscow mules and labatt blue, then this morning blueberry and banana pancakes.

i have been reading Tom Ricks’ “Fighting the Good War” which is a military analysis of the civil rights movement, and one thing that comes abundantly across is that movement leaders and ordinary people made it a practice to refuse to fall into despair and cynicism.

some days you need a mid-day dairy queen blizzard break for morale

This is beautiful. We love you Minnesota keep making good trouble!

God I love my midwestern kin. Same, bestie.

@wesmanderson.bsky.social a blessed day

Winter is coming, bitch

@suesswassersee.bsky.social @wesmanderson.bsky.social @stedeco.re @drdawndpt.bsky.social is this true? (It is lol)

The reports coming out of Minnesota of the brutality of ICE terror are harrowing. What's clear to me, however, is that the people are rising up to resist this violence head on. Resistance is everywhere. We may be on our own, but we are not alone. "Every time a whistle blows, they don’t win."

We have seen this work in Chicago. I am not an organizer, but I am a neighborhood watcher. This is important context to have.

I would say “can confirm” but ours is still days away lol

Can Canada just do a trivia night about its latest cultural export as a citizenship test @suesswassersee.bsky.social this is our way out of here I’m sure of it

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

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