“AHHHH!”

“Fuuuuuuck…..this is gonna be a long night…” #MVRP #OpenRP #lewdrp

“Damn, I spilled mountain dew all over my shirt…well at least it was cold…I was feeling pretty hot…” ( #MVRP #SeduciveSunday and for the meme #Lewdrp)

“Oh so you just doing a visit around the planet? Sounds nice! What would you is your favorite thing about the place?” He asked her, him taking this pretty well and really he should feel scared…but he doesn’t mind talking to them like this Plus, it’s good to learn from people different from you.+

😳

((Ight I don’t know if I’m a psychopath or something- But during work I just thought about the fact that all it took for this character to get big wasn’t anything to do with their character themselves but because people wanted to just bang them 😭 Like she’s just a goofy gorl.

“Lend me a power up dew gods This is base G3 we’re up against.”

Alooooha! Here's a sick list of creeps and predators to watch out for in the RP community! This is an ongoing project and will be updated until further notice! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

((Oh ill get to making posts when I feel it 😭 rn I’m musing someone a lot more on X and I need to remember I changed the account to it!

“PHEEWWWWW….thought this was gonna be worse for me!..anyways I was kind of hoping someone could show me around the place. You seem nice enough! Sooooooo could you be my tour guide?”

He thinks and would soon try his secondary language. “English?” He asked in a innocent manner to see of she knew the other language he began to speak.

He would see this woman with look filled with interest and thoughts of trying to under them in a fun way to understand the country. He walked to her with full confidence and with a smile began to speak. “Oh hey ma’am! Think you can help out here! Im a little lost!” He said!…in Japanese…

@rn-vittorioveneto.bsky.social “Hmmmm…I don’t think I’m in Japan anymore….” He was not! Currently lost in the strange and far away land of! I t a l y.

Ayo what you eating- #MVRP #KamenRiderR

“Second one huh? Well it’s just that I respect people for who they are and don’t judge them! You feel feelings and got a soul…but Ive never met anyone like you before…where you from?”

“Oh thats the rule of ‘don’t drink while code red on a Thursday.’ From my experience.”

“What?! No way would I be! You look too heroic to be scary! Plus I didn’t see you do anything bad so you aren’t in the scary category!”

“…. Robot.”

ℍ𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟!

𝔽𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕋𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕣𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣

“FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!”

“Damn really? Understandable…though I guess I just did it because I had it from this dude who I…*cough.* I really messed up…and well It would have been a waist…plus fuck the government.”

“One time, after my third time using the suit…I smoked DMT to help cope with my life…not gonna like…It was pretty nice….” He would say, his blunt still just hanging of the side of his mask as he lets of a couple coughs. “Though DMT really messes you up…”

“Bet this guy gets back to inhaling the nitrous can-“

He takes his blunt and puts it in one of his mask holes, the other one letting out smoke. “Oooooo…thats the shit!”

*They shout in unison* "HIGH SHOVEL!!"

“Hell yeah, High Shovel!” Goes back to shoveling up crime.

“Not to worry my bird…person…friend…stranger…lady! I can tell you are the going to try and re-capture me and send me back in a frozen trap!…unless you a fed…”

“Hell yeah. People won’t question it!” Grabs the shovel and starts getting to work… NOT BEFORE GIVIBG DEE A HIGH SHOVEL!

“…I want to say I saw a zoanoid…but I’m not a racist and won’t assume the bird I saw wasn’t one…”

“Sure! I don’t got a shovel from this suit…unless it’s in a compartment somewhere…but A shovel is what I need!”

“We could blame it on the wild fires…that or do the good ol’ brushing it off and never talking about the horrors I committed here today.”

“See! You get it! It’s like Comedy or beauty! The eyes of the beholder and all that junk! Speaking of Junk…this place is a mess now.”

“Nonsense! That word is never in my vocabulary! Overkill to you is just regular kill!”

Or do both for it to be cracked- #DBRP #MVRP #Lewdrp #Crackrp

Guyver is currently stand in the pool of blood that used to be a zoanoid…he really didn’t leave much of it behind. “I just want to sleep…”

“I…I don’t want this….”

𝔽𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌ℂℂℂℂℂℂ𝕂𝕂𝕂𝕂𝕂!!!!!!!

“What?…”

"...ppppppppffffttttt."

“Man I feel like the shit. These clothes I got on right now.”

“They had a sale/“

“Hmmm…maybe I need some shoes…”

“Honestly…kind of relatable…”

“Awww!….I was ready to spit game…”

“30.”

He slowly floats out the kitchen with the clean plates. The plates are his now! Now he can do dish throwing.