Colten on a walk.

Me at 5:00pm: Wow. I still have 1700 calories for the day. Me at 6:00pm: And I'm 80 calories over...

At the age of 39, I've finally found underwear that has proper support and doesn't just smash everything. Sorry for the TMI.

Burnt out.

Some people are just bullies.

My pick 'ems were fucked so hard Valve verifies I'm over 18 when I check them. #cs2 #counterstrike #blastmajor #austinmajor

An hour of questing in WoW Classic Anniversary by myself was therapeutic. I feel calmer now than I have in a while.

A beaver damn near my house. #oregon

I'm a simple man. I see a Counter-Strike post on Bluesky, I like the Counter-Strike post. Easy. #counterstrike

I really almost botched this clutch at the very end. #cs2 #counterstrike #clutch

Live now on Twitch. Playing World of Warcraft! www.baldstreamer.com

Finishing them off with style. #counterstrike #cs2

The tentacles help the domination. 1v3 retake. #counterstrike #cs2

After 10 hours straight of CS, I hit this... #counterstrike #cs2

A couple months ago I upped my protein to help with muscle gain. It's time to up my protein intake again. 💪

"Hello" #dogsofbluesky

12 hours. 3 shots of soy sauce. 3 big bites into an onion. Bad crosshairs. A banana outfit. Hot dogs with wasabi, horseradish, and anchovy paste. It was a long stream yesterday. Thank you, everyone. <3 #twitch #counterstrike

Mrs Hov's meal with Colten, as usual, laying across her lap while she eats. #dogsofbluesky

A brief story of a boy with his ball in pictures. #dogsofbluesky #dogs

I've been working on my next project for my stream for a bit. I've been putting in time whenever I've had the opportunity. Yesterday, I showed my wife one part of the project. She loudly laughed out loud. I think that's a good sign. #Twitch

Guess who ate deer poop and now isn't allowed to give us kisses? #dogsofbluesky #dogs #ckcs

It's crazy watching someone go down a similar path that I did, which almost completely fucked my life, but I also can't say shit to them.

Bald.

Dear Lord, @bsky.app, stop logging me out on the app. It's happened twice in the last 3 days, and I have to look up my password each time.

This boy has such a fun day in Portland! He got his bath, and he's ready to take a long nap. #dogsofbluesky #ckcs #dogs

Out with Colten. #oregon #dogsofbluesky

The transition to belly rubs. #dogsofbluesky #dogs #ckcs

My index finger has smelled like garlic for a few days now.

You use @streamer.bot to add cool features and quality of life enhancements for your stream. I use streamer.bot so anyone can time out anyone else, including mods, for just 1,500 channel points. We are not the same.

Hey @trimet.org You have a fan. #transit #dogsofbluesky #dogs

The next night. The same spot. Sleepy boy. #dogsofbluesky #dogs #ckcs

Got another email from a #CS2 gambling website trying to work with me on twitch. Fuck that.

Sleepy boy. #dogsofbluesky #dogs #ckcs

Colten snoring with his head on my pillow in the middle of the night. He's been doing this more recently. And when my wife is bothered by it, she'll try to wake him up. But he's in a deep sleep and doesn't stop snoring. I find it adorable. #dogsofbluesky #dogs #ckcs

This is a professional account. I can't say unhinged things. 😤

The blanket smells like my wife. He's on it while we work. #dogsofbluesky #ckcs #velcro #dogs

Thanks to daylight savings time, we're finally able to take these types of walks in the evenings again. #dogsofbluesky #dogs #ckcs #dst

He wants topper for his food. Pictures in comments. #ckcs #dogsofbluesky #dogs

The very next day I ignored @treypzy.bsky.social in favor of talking to chat. I am ashamed. 😔

Colten is freshly groomed! He always gets praised for how good he is, and he always comes back happy. Note the wagging tail in the first picture. 🥰 #dogsofbluesky #ckcs #dogs

He had such a busy day yesterday. #dogsofbluesky #dogs #ckcs

I swear my dog is jealous. I hold hands with my wife on a walk? He walks between us. I get close to her on the couch? He wants up between us. We kiss? He wants kisses. We hug? Time for his attention.

My view this morning when I woke up.

I wish @bsky.app had a notification option for when people post. There are definitely a few people whom I have to manually check their profiles to see if they post; otherwise, they just get lost in the sauce.

When I'm trying to go to bed. #dogsofbluesky #dogs #ckcs

It's 11pm and this boy just wants to play. That second wind. #dogsofbluesky #dog #ckcs

Ground-level deck or pavers? Hmm.

Out at the nursery! #dogsofbluesky #spring #dogs #ckcs

Our boy had a wonderful day today. 🐕 #dogs #dogsofbluesky #oregon #ckcs