@skazka I hope you know that if I die you have to edit all the ai tells out of my fic and blocking comments.

Why are there black panel vans with crash bars on the front and cops in them parked on the sidewalk on Nicollet Mall ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

This pidgeon keeps following me around the bus stop and puffing his neck up and cooing. I can't tell if I'm being hit on or threatened.

i did really enjoy that latest welsh blades book, thank you.

i don't know what this would be called, but i direly want to take like a two part course about physical vs digital color / painting. *shakes local community college courses*

i really was thinking scattered showers from the weather forecast yesterday, not TORRENTIAL RAINFALL and DARK AS NIGHT

Damn, torrential rain for pride

somedaaaaay i will finish these staiiiiiirrrrrrs

when i get the composite output connected to the capture card

I made Canadian Butter Tarts and they are solidly meh.

These crackers have neat and cheese on them, but tibs wants the ARUGULA.

When my little brother reblogs a thirst trap, but all I can think is "he looks like our cousin"

I miss the milky wayyyyyyy

Spent an hour picking raspberries from my bushes, got just under four pounds.

Deep diving on text to speech models again and seriously considering digging into the math models again...

Genuinely one of my favourite things about "making money", the discworld book where moist takes over the ankh morpork bank, is the economic alchemist and his loyal Igor. It's just such a perfect joke about economists.

I need to find a good book about Issac Newton's time as master of the mint...

Practicing en deutsche with my cat and Miss Lois does NOT appreciate being duzen'd

This jacket does not have a level of water resistance equal to the current meterological conditions

Its rly annoying how now that I've replaced most of my work shoes with wide toe boxes / barefoot shoes, my remaining pair of docs are suddenly uncomfortable

Eating my breakfast yoghurt raspberries and granola with FRESH RASPBERRIES FROM MY OWN BUSHES...

Finally starting to sink in that I'm going to be traveling next year, anyone got recs for language learning apps for German

okay i think the velvet texture of the coat is showing up nicely, and I think the slacks are hitting "wool twill" ish, but not sure how to make the sweater more WOOLY

Finland has more than 700 libraries for a population of 5.6 million, offering everything from podcast studios and 3D printing to tennis rackets and swimming pool passes. According to Vänttinen, the most borrowed items after books in Helsinki libraries are spaces: rooms that can be pre-booked […]

lion continues

My wife says WE are grilling

I should get up and make something to eat. What I want to do is order like ten paletas delivered, because my wisdom teeth are on the move and my jaw aches.

GLACIER POTHOLES #Mosstodon

LION

PIKA~

tibs on the other hand is making me FREAK OUT by running into the street chasing leaves

the children are making the other children cry and miss lois is like MOTHER DEAL WITH IT

"versions suggested by robots" i know this dev means vuln scanning but it was very cute

Yay the latest GrapheneOS update fixed my TTS issues and now I can listen to books again

Why are there so many sheriffs cars out today

Either I've finally broken in these cowboy boots (derogatory) or I lost a set of insoles that used to be in these boots...

Becoming a dab hand at the Laziest Gibson Tuck

FALLOUT: DSA is actually the worst fever dream

Thinking about Old Dog Taylor Hall with a cup :3333

I can't tell if BONESY knows how to get down from there

Anyway, I've been rereading Bullfinch's Mythology, and damn that written register is EXTREMELY FAMILAR. I have only two written registers: - informal and irc-inflected - highly formal

i am watching the simpsons for the first time (literally) and man, bob's burgers is really working from that mold, isn't it?

got my wacom tablet working on ubuntu, despite exciting adventures in xwayland. did a little sketching to check it out (can you tell i was referencing a watch ad)

Also I was listening to Bussi talk and I was like, that accent... Almost sounds like new jersey? He's from Sound Beach, New York.

:canes: CAROLINA :canes: WON THE CUP ON A SHUTOUT BY BUSSI ERIC TULSKY VINDICATED MOTHERFUCKER

Saw a pug chasing a butterfly in a yard today, a fucking IDYLLIC image

You know how you can make edible gingerbread houses with icing? I wanna make a house out of crackers and spreadable cheese.

I Get The Reference, But I Am Not Amused.

I have forgotten how to use color harmony alas

Turns out I wasn't getting group texts from iphone users bc rcs messages are a gated scam >: {