...right, i've been so busy with other stuff that i haven't done anything here in a while. uh. hi, my ass is fat and it shakes when i walk? i'unno, i'm rusty.

also saying it here, fuck yes. my city is the goddamn best. let's fucking go.

ㅤ no, no. it doesn't bode poorly for /me./ it bodes poorly for whoever gets my dick wet first. because i'm talkin' NON-STOP NUT NOVEMBER, BABY! ㅤ

i literally don't even perceive november. it's healthier to cum frequently anyway.

don't be a pussy. jerk off all the time forever. don't let a fuckin' month led by horny teenage boys dictate your crank cycle.

...man. wish i had more time to figure out a good halloween costume. bet i could pull off the slutty nun vibe pretty well. maybe a nurse thing? ...eh, maybe not that.

hackerwoman, coming to a theatre near you. [ snicker. ]

shit, man. i feel like a burnt pumpkin some days. [ a low chuckle to herself. ] anyway, i'll see what i can do with that. might be a bit out of my wheelhouse, though. maybe that's what i need.

oh, i'd go with dark green anyway. i'm not really a pastel girlie, heh. [ a light shrug. ] mm, i dunno. maybe. i could maybe try a turtleneck and leggings type deal. could be cute. [ she mulls it over a bit with that, crossing her arms with a slight tilt of her head. ]

...you know the fucked up thing? i don't think there's a time in my life i've ever worn green. orange, probably, but never green. just not really my color. [ a brief moment of contemplation. ] maybe i could make it work.

mmm... i dunno! i've gone for spooky a few times. did a demon year before last, a vampire last year... i'd be willing to switch it up.

spooky season again... i should pick out something cute for the season. dunno what, though... any ideas?

well, well. it's #seductivesunday once again. and this time, she's... in a bit of a mood. hope you don't mind giving her a hand! or... well. more than that, perhaps.

[ she's in a bit of a mood. think you can help her out? ]

[ that'd be the closest thing to it, yes. needless to say, even if she thought it a good strategy, it wouldn't get her far in a world full of conniving, bitter creatures. ]

[ even worse, really. demons. angels. the whole thing. it's a bit much, really. it's... a lot to take in, some days. ]

[ it works sometimes, but people around her can be... perhaps a bit devious once her back is turned. the pursuit of greed is higher than the will to have something like her. oh well. ]

once or twice. nearly got stabbed in the back both times. [ a low chuckle. ] i tend to go for the worst of the worst though, so... probably just signing up for it, really.

hunter, mainly. i take down the people that are hurting those who can't defend themselves. a little idealistic, maybe, but... the cops won't do it, so. [ a slight shrug. ] my ass being fat unfortunately doesn't add anything to it.

[ she sighs softly, pushing up one of her tits with a hand. idly weighing it a bit. ...would she look better with bigger ones? it's not something she usually considers, really, but... after seeing so many bigger pairs, it's something to consider. ]

interesting. [ she... actually does do a bit of slaying herself. a different kind, and one that she isn't all too fond of, ultimately. ] i'm... a bit more independent myself. don't really end up using my own body much unless i'm just info-gathering. still takes a lot of upkeep, eheh.

[ she's curious about that, really. it takes a moment for her brain to latch on to the comment from earlier, but once it does... ] you mentioned you have to look like this. i'm guessing you make a habit of stopping dragons with tits like those? [ interesting... she wonders if... hm. nah. ]

[ ha!!! no, her tits are comparatively tiny. she's a bit below average compared to, like. normal people. let alone what she's got going on. she's not much a tits girl anyway, but... she can't help but stare a moment. she looks great. ]

[ can she blame her? not at all, it's quite the body indeed! even if she's fairly sure she has the bigger ass of the two, she's definitely lacking the feats there. either way, it's just nice to not be so overwhelmingly bigger than someone for once in the ass department. tits, though... mm. ]

yeah, for sure. no dragons though, you've got me beat on that front. [ oh, she'll have to tell ava about that later. she'd flip out. ]

[ a beat of consideration. ] i think i'm more impressed with the fact that dragons exist where you're at. i've tamed my fair share of supernatural, though. ...not quite the same, either way.

mine happens to be pretty big too.

damn, that's almost as big as mine. reaaaaally impressive stuff, hun~

[ she may not be much a tits lady herself, but... damn if she doesn't rock it. hell yeah. ]

// it's my birthday!!! :> yay :>

it's #seductivesunday again, folks. you know what that means. i think my ass has been getting a bit bigger lately. kinda a problem sometimes... though, not for you, i imagine.

hm... feeling like trying things out. what do you all have in mind?

...bluh. could use some good dick, this whole depression shit sucks. [ hey, at least she's honest! ]

look, i appreciate that, i do. but i don't do what i do to get paid. if that's what it was for, i would be waaaaay richer. [ sigh. ] i do what i do to help people who can't help themselves. for justice, for people who outright can't defend themselves.

not that. i... don't like playing errand girl, ghast. i don't like being pushed into an agenda. [ she's had it happen a bit too much. she's not just a tool. ] i like you well enough to tell you that to your face.

[ easy for it to say, it's not the one under the microscope here. the sounds, the beams of light... she tries to be pretty private, a lot of the time. and yet, she has this damn inclination to be a people pleaser... damn her for even allowing this. ]

[ ...she stares at him for a moment. ] i'm sure i don't have to tell you why that's out of my purview.

[ ...hm. this is dangerous. she stays still, but the shadow shifts slightly closer to cass, as if to protect her should something go wrong. ] cass. and this is templar. [ she doesn't much like being so close to someone, let alone a strange machine that could snap her in half. ]

[ a job... a touch concerning, if there's something else out there he's started. she crosses her arms, that smile vanishing like the ghost it truly is. ] yeah. what's up?

[ an emf detector...? hm. she'd have to look into a way to dampen that, she doesn't like that she can be so easily tracked. good to know. for now... the machine doesn't seem to mean any harm. at most, it is simply curious. so... what the hell. ] sure, be my guest.

[ ...oh god. it can tell what her deal is just by looking at her? that's even possible to tell?? she just kinda stares at it for a moment, trying to formulate some kind, any kind of response to that. at least, one that doesn't immediately give away anything. but... shit, she's kinda pinned here. ]

[ even if she's used to ghast around, she's still not so good with sudden contact like that. so it does get a slight jolt out of her, at least. still, she manages a slight smirk, waving him off with a chuckle. ] yeah, yeah. thanks.

[ hehe. what can she say? she's just that good. ]

hey who brought their dog-

well... what the hell, why not. it IS #wagonwednesday, after all.

oh shit, i never did anything for seductive sunday. maybe i could... [ ...it's wednesday. ] fuck, man.

oh shit, trouble's back in town. [ spoken with no ill will at all. in fact, a slight smile. ]

[ ...hey, what the fuck. she kinda just... stares at the machine for a moment, tilting her head. when had this gotten here? was she being trailed? briefly her gaze turns back to follow its gaze, but... nothing there. nothing but... ] ...hey, uh. everything okay...?

[ she feels it. she isn't sure she likes it. all too quickly, she glances around with a slight squint. it's uncomfortable. her shadow twitches oddly, in a way that just barely doesn't match cass's own movements. ]