“you really have to just take life one era at a time and see what happens” IMMEDIATELY STARTS PLAYING HAPPINESS

Am I allowed to cry guys? I love all of you beautiful people in my phone. And I am so thankful that I know how to read, and then I wasn’t left behind by George Bush, and therefore I was able to connect with this amazing community all because of the Eras Tour. Happiness has me sobbing

Every time I’m about to cry she mentions thumb thumb

Taylor reading that letter from Travis

Gag City turning into a Sundown Town was not on my 2025 bingo card

speaking of contradictions I’m thinking about how all 3 of sabrina’s core ad partnerships are contradictions… Redken (she wears wigs) Dunkin’ (she doesn’t drink coffee) Whiskey (she doesn’t like it)

Just watched a reel about “masculine” handshakes and remembered how old white men in my high school admin pushed that on boys. Like this is what you’re focused on? Thats your metric? A handshake. This is your good boys club? A masculine handshake? It’s giving fragile ego.

I thought the global recall on Airbus A320 aircraft was fake because I saw it on Facebook, turns out it’s real 🫠

Omg guys you won’t believe this! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrjW4JwT/

I mean it makes sense because DT could pass as a stud.

I have time today. Can yall drop some screenshots of blatantly homophobic things Swifties have said to yall on TikTok and Twitter?

This show has smear campaign vibes. Because what do you mean? I can’t do with y’all I clock out.

If y’all want to know where I’m at. Might post later

I disconnected from the Internet over the weekend and came back to people thinking Taylor Swift is a Nazi.

I can hear @darksbg.bsky.social laughing from here

I just wanna make it known that Nikki King is specifically blocking any homophobic hate on her video connecting what Taylor doing performance art with bejeweled. So if y’all could also show up and show out in her comments for me, I would greatly appreciate that. I taught y’all how to respond

Just a gentle PSA, actually not so gentle, my mother is in love with Sabrina Fleetwood‘s content so if you’re not, what are you doing with your life?

Someone I know told me they don’t like Taylor Swift because she’s a hoe, and it took every bone in my body to not say, “ aren’t you on your second marriage?”

Sksksksksksksksk

DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT LET THIS FANDOM GASLIGHT YOU SAYING THAT SWIFTIES ACTIONS TOWARDS TEAIR TART ARENT ABOUT RACE.

I know y’all still learning the art of cuss them out, so in the meantime, here is a list of reaction memes to use, instead of arguing, when a Hetlor talks to you like they’ve lost their mind. (A Thread 🫡💁🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️)

Every time a Hetlor leaves a out of pocket comment, I’m replying with this photo

I asked ChatGPT to make the course of so high school overly homosexual. And this bitch literally said, “Truth, dare, kiss models. You know how to vogue, I know Aristotle.” 💀No other context was given.

After some long hard thought, I feel like I must’ve announced that I am no longer a Gaylor. I think she really is just the evil straightest woman alive.

I wish upon a star I would’ve seen this shit

Life of a Phogirl

Do it 😈

TED Talk. Voice typing caught me lacking.

I would like to formally start a petition for Sabrina Fleetwood to start cussing these hoes in her comment section out. Thank you for coming to my to talk.

Real quick, apparently it’s a controversy that somebody clocked the Crumbl cookie CEO’s tea and said he was gay in a TikTok, and now everyone is saying, the TikTok are outed him? We’re looking at the same Instagram profile, right?

If she does this, I’ll let it slide if she actually marries Travis

Gentle reminder to play Cassandra tonight as the new Maroon

This is all I have left to say. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6bVwXEG/

Another thought that’s been running through my head since all this dropped: the photos. The editing. The filter… that screams new photographer. The fact that Taylor didn’t tag the photographer. I’ve never seen her not credit the artist, especially not on a stylized shoot like this.

Just my brain atm stay tuned

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure for the rest of the album photos

If this woman drops a pink, teal, brown, and black set of variants I am going to lose it. The amount of insufferable I will be.

How did you know Taylor Swift was gonna drop a red vinyl next? I don’t know. I just had this twitch in my spinal cord.

Saw a TikTok by another Gaylor talking about the whole “confirmation bias” claim, and they were right to call it out. I’ve been thinking about it too, and wanted to share my own angle. Because for a lot of us, we didn’t come in looking for signs. We just started hearing them. (A Thread ❤️)

I know a lot of us are not a fan of X, but I am very interested in what your thoughts are on the fact that their Grok AI intellectually destroys the arguments of the right wing, and they get upset and call the AI a liberal. When the owner of the platform is not one..?

They really out here losing their minds over some damn Cracker Barrel?

Emphasis on this. You are essentially giving people control over your emotions and state of being. People who don’t respect you, and are quite frankly, probably way less intelligent or interesting than you.

Going live with Melinda and the crew 🥹

💁🏾‍♂️ How to survive a Hetlor attack in 3 easy steps (from someone who’s lived his entire life on the Internet): A Thread

Countdown ends with news that Travis has gotten engaged, and 3 days later, we find out it's to Ross.

WTF is the mirror realm… I hate mainstream so much

Yknow what, so fair actually. Fuck Target.

Mark my words, that next variant is going to be red. And that’s on the pride flag.

Me when someone tells me TS isn’t that deep.