if you ever see a creative achievement that seems to you impossible, there's a 60/40 chance the secret ingredient is human blood

gods favorite #svsss

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

La Femme du Raciste... *blows huge cloud of cig smoke* ... est morte

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

damn. I just searched and the piece I wrote for them years ago about domestic violence and Title IX is gone

It’s really funny to see people get mad about historical accuracy in the Odyssey adaptation because there’s a cyclops in that story. There’s a witch who turns men into pig. gods are literally real and manifest physically. It’s okay if there’s a black guy.

done! (mostly, will probably do some minor edits and weathering when I get back to my laptop haha) #sinners

extending lab leak to the spanish flu is fucking wild, tbh

I like JKR the same way I like food poisoning from undercooked pork while camping in the woods.

I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.

Douglas Adams was also first and foremost a humanist—it’s one of the things I love most about him and one of the ways he was most formative for me as a creative person. He *loved* humanity in all its horribly flawed absurd messiness I don’t think he would love what’s happening now

Do you sells works on itch.io? Do you have a work starring one or more characters on the aromantic spectrum? Then we want YOU! to submit your works to a bundle of works starring arospec characters to run during Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week! Deets: duckprintspress.com/resources/du... 🌈📚

Hehe~ #radiodust #hazbinhotel

( cw: nudity , suggestive ) { "Please do make it worth my time." } HERE YOU GO #Radiostatic NATION. I hated drawing BGs but it was so worth it I'm very pleased with how this turned out I hope you guys enjoy 🦌🖤

Tried mixing my Hazbin art style with my old anime art style for fun ✨💕 #CharlieMorningstar #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel

I know this would've been more fitting w Lucifer but after their angst in S2, I just wanted to see Alastor and Vox being drunk idiots 😆📻🦌📺🥃 #Radiostatic #Voxal #HazbinHotelFanart

#Valentino is always the professional 🫡 #Vox #Staticmoth #Voxval

Goat down! I repeat: Goat down! www.dn.se/sverige/stor...

One of my favorite Wikipedia tables documents how each year's Gävlebock met its maker en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4...

@abnormalamanda.bsky.social wrote a thing about #heatedrivalry eulaliemagazine.com/2025/12/why-...

When I’m stressed, I like making pride flags with colors picked from different pictures. The current hyperfixation is Hazbin Hotel This is a thread for my pride flags color-picked from Hazbin Hotel screenshots

My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.

and our second Fantasy weekend piece! a FANTASTIC interview, just for you 💖 Marked for Destruction: A Conversation with Moniquill Blackgoose by @arleysorg.bsky.social psychopomp.com/fantasy/issu...

finished inks! still need to add a couple important elements (text, guitar strings) plus splash of color but almost done #sinners

The Lovers #tgcf #hualian

I routinely make it go away by giving the student who use AI an F on the assignment. And so help me G-D, this shall be the hill of my cremation.

“They’re deporting the wrong people!” No, fuck you. Stop ALL deportation. We make the goddamn laws, we get to decide who’s here legally, and we can say everyone and anyone here is here legally. The law isn’t a moral excuse, it’s a violent authoritarian dodge of moral responsibility.

I've increasingly seen folk posting stuff like "don't support a BREEDER. I got my pets from my best friend who was giving away puppies they had. #adoptdontshop" And like.... Your friend is a breeder. If you have an oops litter because you kept two intact pets YOU ARE A BREEDER!

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Every year I make a BINGO sheet of smaller goals for the new year, rather than one big one. Here's a blank one for 2026 if you wanna do one for yourself.

It’s a conspiracy by Big Ass-pergers

Neurodivergent dumptruck ass solidarity

You could bounce a quarter off my butt. Speaking of which, [37-minute breathless rant about the history and metallurgy of the US quarter].

"we sat down with Adult-Neuropsychologist S. Mixalot PhD to evaluate-"

I like big butts and I cannot lie. Well, technically I'm capable of lying, but the cognitive dissonance it causes with my strong sense of injustice is deeply distressing.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

What is the distinction between a “bigger butt” and a “bigger-looking butt”? Are they implying that my AuDHD creates creates a gravitational lens around my butt? Are they implying my AuDHD causes me to pick cloths that make my Ass look bigger than it is?

See dating apps, saying I like 'em autisthicc wasn't me being weird

Red as a Rose #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart

Charles Dickens: hey it's Christmas! Dickens: you know what that means! Clive Barker: Christmas was last week, man Dickens: it means Dickens: what? Dickens: no no that can't be!

Charles Dickens: [throwing open window] You boy! what day is today? Victorian moppet: oy, what day is it? why, it's the week after Christmas, sir! Dickens: the week after Christmas??? Dickens: jesus christ Dickens: what a fuckin fiasco Dickens: i bet this is hans Christian Andersen's fault

Dickens: hey guys it's the week after Christmas Dickens: you know what that means? Poe: Barker: King: Koontz: Lovecraft: Dickens: it means ghost stories, damnit Dickens: ghost stories

Dickens: there'll be scary ghost stories Dickens: and tales of the glory Dickens: of Dickens: of Dickens: Dickens: uhhhhhh Dickens: whatever, there's gonna be ghost stories okay?

Dean Marney: i got one! Marney: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the Christmas tree that ate my mother Marney: don't worry, it's gentle enough for a child Marney: but fucked up enough that you'll remember it as an adult

Marney: imagine that you're a preteen girl in the 90s Marney: and you just have the most obnoxious family Marney: real shitty dismissive parents Marney: and a fucking twerp of a little brother Marney: this is the stuff that kids can really relate to

Marney: but then they get this weird Christmas tree Marney: and it eats her mom! Dean Koontz: Noooo! No! Koontz: stop it! i don't like this story! King: it's okay dean, calm down King: it's just a story