Not the platform I'd choose for my gubernatorial campaign, but to each their own.

Ok, internet. I touched grass. And dirt and a bunch of viney weeds. Where's my fucking serotonin!?

People out here on the east side shooting off fireworks like there's anything left to celebrate.

I honestly hadn't realized how much Target's remodel affected my shopping experience until I saw this. It's truly awful. No wonder I stopped going there. This video does a great job laying out Target's downfall. It isn't *just* DEI, but bowing to Trump was not helping.

Can we, like, start a conspiracy theory that Satan's army of demons have escaped hell to destroy god's world? Say that they feed on carbon dioxide and methane, so the way to fight them is to starve them of carbon emissions?

Slow orange biscuits for Caturday

He's alive!

Does anyone else keep mixing up Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi? They're both bleach blonde and they both communicate by yelling key words over and over again.

Threads like this fascinate and horrify me.

I totally understand why SignalGate happened. It doesn't matter how much time and energy you spend setting up custom self-hosted tools for your organization. Or preaching about opsec. People will never give up the convenience of plopping info in a group chat from their phone.

Oh, there is a formula for the reciprocal tariffs. Let's have a look. "Let ε<0" 👀 "The price elasticity of import demand, ε, was set at 4." 🤨 "The elasticity of import prices with respect to tariffs, φ, is 0.25." 🤣 #trumptariffs #tariffs

I picked Super Mario 3D World back up because I didn't finish it when I played it years ago. I got sooooo close to the end. When I saw this screen I was so excited... and then I timed out. 😭

#caturday with my girls #catsofbluesky #blueskycats #cats #tripodcats

Krystal face-planted in a pile of blankets and making biscuits. #catsofbluesky #cats #tripodkitties #kitties

It's 4 am: time to stare at the ceiling and go through a highlights reel of bad life decisions.

Did DEI blow up the SpaceX craft too?

My cat is, quite literally, the only reason I get out of bed most days. She will meow/pur in my ear and tap my nose with her paw until I get up. I think she's the only one who would notice if I died, tbh.

Hey US whiskey industry-- What did you think was going to happen? Ontario (or Canada as a whole) didn't start this fight. Trump did.

I've been thinking for a while--what do people think "the government" is? Republicans constantly talk about cutting it, but their voters don't understand that the USDA is part of "the government"?

I need to get up but I would be committing a crime.

Internet browsing with unmedicated ADHD: I search duckduckgo for tips on completing a difficult level on an old Mario game, then find myself watching a lecture on high energy physics an hour later. God I wish I could focus, gaaahhh. I got shit to do.

What the fuck even was this discussion #Ukraine #fucktrump

For the first time in my life, I got a BAGGED vacuum cleaner. Holy shit y'all, the difference is insane. I vacuumed my bedroom ceiling to floor and didn't sneeze once. There is now a noticeable difference in air quality between my bedroom and my living room. #springcleaning

Krystal is grateful for the warm weather because it means open windows! BTW: She sits a little funny because she is a tripod kitty--she was born missing a foot. #catsofbluesky #cats #tripodcats

Canada/US relations right now. I'm sorry Yankees, but get fucked before we torch your white house again, eh.

He who saves his Country does not violate any Law. Anyone else hear the Mario Bros. theme?

So you agree we should free Luigi? #FreeLuigi

For VD, because I am a crazy cat lady with no love life, I watched 3 gay movies: Dating Amber - so funny, but who is cutting onions??? 😭😂 But I'm a Cheerleader - new favorite comfort movie 🩷💜 The Affair - very good but very heavy 💔❤️‍🩹

I tried to fold my laundry, and someone decided that it was snuggle time. Like literally, mid-folding a pair of jeans, she just jumped up and laid on me. #cats #catsofbluesky

"Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all," said no neurodivergent person rejection sensitive dysphoria. "Money cannot buy happiness," said no one that has experienced poverty. What other saying are bullshit?

Where's our modern day Aldo?

I think there is a 1:1 correlation between number of stand mixer attachments you own and how much you enjoy cooking.

Make Racists Afraid Again

I'm starting to doubt the assertion that Christofascists are the biggest threat to us. Technofeudalism, a movement primarily lead by atheists, seems to be a much bigger problem for us right now.

Kendrick needs to write a dis track against America.

"Why isn't anyone doing anything!?" Because real subversive shit doesn't get plastered all over social media.

Damn. I genuinely expected someone to stop him from imposing the tariffs, but he went through with it.

It's still Black History Month. Idgaf about the orange idiot's fee-fees.

Hello house. Can we wait at least another 6 months until something else breaks? My last ritual sacrifice to the plumbing demons has left me with no money. Thanks.

1. Trump signs rage bait EO 2. Media reports it with speculation in the headlines for clicks 3. Speculative headlines go viral 4. People have full blown panic attacks 5. Judge halts the EO for being illegal 6. Repeat 1-6 Y'all need to stop following the news all day, for your brain's sake.

I present for contemplation.

Why is the liberal discourse around undocumented immigrants always, "no, you can't deport them because food prices will skyrocket!" and not, "holy shit, the backbone of our food industry is basically slave labor!" Always seemed weird as fuck to me.

Imagine still being a Democrat when they want to extend an olive branch to nazis.

#whiskerwednesday #thirsttrap #catsofbluesky

My trans homies exist and if you fuck with them while I’m around you might not anymore.

Good news, everyone. Patriarchy is over!

Here's something cute to break up the gloom and doom. My late buddy, Tucker. ❤️

I'm not even a democrat and I already quit Instagram a while ago, but Insta is suppressing searches with dem-related hashtags. I'm not using Meta anymore. I don't recommend that you use it either.

ICE has arrived in eastern Iowa. Please check on your people and be sure they know their rights.